Big Wedding in Ipswich

[Kidderminster Canary 0]

I went to a wedding in Ipswich yesterday, 2 things struck me as strange !

1. Both the Brides and the Grooms family sat on the same side of the church

2. The groom seemed to take an age to put the ring on the brides finger, he kept hovering from one to the other

funny lot down therehttp://services.pinkun.com/forums/pinkun/cs/emoticons/emotion-5.gif

[nutty nigel 7,509]

After the wedding reception they went to the hotel for the night. She changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I''m a virgin."

At this the groom bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened.

"Son, you done right," says his dad. "If she weren''t good enough for her own family, she ain''t good enough for ours."

 

 

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[quote user="Kidderminster Canary"]I went to a wedding in Ipswich yesterday, 2 things struck me as strange ! 1. Both the Brides and the Grooms family sat on the same side of the church [/quote]

It was probably because the bride and groom were brother and sister.[:$]

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

Groom to Bride: ''If I''d known I was marrying a virgin I would have taken more time.

Bride to Groom: ''If I''d known you had more time I would have taken my tights off!''

[Kidderminster Canary 0]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

After the wedding reception they went to the hotel for the night. She changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I''m a virgin."

At this the groom bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened.

"Son, you done right," says his dad. "If she weren''t good enough for her own family, she ain''t good enough for ours."

 

 

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Nutty, I like your reply more than my starter

[stratton canary 134]

Which finger did he put the ring on again, 1,2,3,4,5,6?

[YankeeCanary 0]

Agatha Christie had it right when she said, "Why Didn''t They Ask Evans?"

 

The answer is, of course, that he never shows up for events in Ipswich.

[Number 9 0]

She looks at the groom and says " my dads got a bigger one than that, and my brother, and my uncle, and my mum"