Canary1902 0 Posted July 26, 2012 I''ll start this off........ Peruvian team - FC Wanka! GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoke canary 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Cockburn City Austalia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,020 Posted July 26, 2012 Mine is a studium, the home of Young Boys of Berne.......The Wankdorf Stadium Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,259 Posted July 26, 2012 I always remember Nigel Spackman and John Bumstead in the panini sticker albums when i was younger.Definitely my favs! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoke canary 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Who could forget Dynamo Dresdens .......................RALF MINGE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Former Portugal Goalkeeper Quim always gave me a good chuckle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoke canary 0 Posted July 26, 2012 You might after Google it m i n g e Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted July 26, 2012 Sebastian SchweinsteigerSchwein = PigSteiger = ClimberAnd you can all make the connection in regards to "Climbing a Pig" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viva Marc Libbra 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Fangzou Dong has always been my favourite but Stefan Kuntz is also up there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devils Advocate. 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Uwe Fuchs and Christian Kuntz and others see http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Rudest-football-names-Stefan-Kuntz-Christian-Fuchs-Quim-Rod-Fanni-Ralf-Minge-and-more-article836686.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted July 26, 2012 "Ufarte" - memories of John Motson trying to keep a straight voice........................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Rod FanniDeportivo WankaStefan Kuntz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary1902 0 Posted July 26, 2012 I''ve found a bloke from Belgium called Mark De ManAnd one from France called Rod Fanni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devils Advocate. 0 Posted July 26, 2012 [quote user="Devil''s Advocate."]Uwe Fuchs and Christian Kuntz and others see http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Rudest-football-names-Stefan-Kuntz-Christian-Fuchs-Quim-Rod-Fanni-Ralf-Minge-and-more-article836686.html[/quote]Or even Stefan Kuntz !!When do we get an edit button, I can''t stand these religeous Kuntz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeelansGlove 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Always found myself shouting something whenever Mark Venus had the ball for Ipswich, not sure if that counts.Became a bit of a reflex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted July 26, 2012 When I lived in Peru, we wanted our team to get sponsorship from a local tinned tuna producer called (I kid you not)...Fanny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super canary 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Funny team name...erm.....Ipswich Town....always makes me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lets be aving you! 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Danny Shi*tu.Michael BallackSebastian Schweinsteiger (= pig/swine climber, as previously mentioned) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Power Hamster 0 Posted July 26, 2012 I can''t remember who the TV commentator was, but the commentary went somethin like this"....and here''s Stefan Kuntz... and if anybody at home is sniggering at that...isn''t it past your bedtime?[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonzey 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Brian Pinas - He played for Newcastle reserves in the late 90''s, but never made a full team appearance sadly. Lars Bender - Current German international Milan Fukal - Former Czech defender Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john in exile in leeds 4 Posted July 26, 2012 Remember when Aston Vile were trying to get Robbie Keane - which would have given them a forward line which was Young, Keane, and Bent ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Portugese player Angelico F*cks left his club and moved to Benfica prompting the famous "F*cks off to Benfica" headline.My personal favourite for a giggle was always Peter Shirtliff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muddy funster 0 Posted July 26, 2012 Shi*ov. Right back for Croatia. V Funny especially if you''re a fan of The Mighty Boosh. "Shi* off!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canaries Utd 0 Posted July 26, 2012 I would just like to thank Colin W A N K E R for Robert Snodgrass [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,547 Posted July 26, 2012 I think Schweinsteiger actually means pig farmer so not really that bad. Can''t believe nobody has mentioned David Seaman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,096 Posted July 27, 2012 When I was 10....Paul DickovWhen i was 16....Danny Sh*ttu and now, I always laugh at the following news article:''Moyes sniffs out Fanni''Rod Fanni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted July 27, 2012 [quote user="Mr Angry"]I think Schweinsteiger actually means pig farmer so not really that bad. Can''t believe nobody has mentioned David Seaman.[/quote]Bauer is the German for FarmerHence the 80''s song "I''ve got the Power" is so funny to a lot of Germans as to them it sounds a lot like " Ive got the Bauer" ergo " ive got the Farmer"Steige loosely means to climb or go up and the R on the end makes it a noun in German, so "Steiger" = "Climber":) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites