Norwich or die tryin! 0 Posted June 10, 2012 Mats Fits is awesome on Footy man! Sign him up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norwich or die tryin! 0 Posted June 10, 2012 *mats rits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted June 10, 2012 [quote user="Captain Haddocks Fish Supper"] [quote user="Mister Chops"]I think the guys genuine, those of you ridiculing a foreign poster maybe need to have a word with yourselves.... No wonder Norfolk is seen as backwards.[/quote] Gobbledygooks! If you really think he''s genuine then I''m a Dutchman. [/quote]And as they say Mister C.some fell on stoney ground . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grantroederdisaster 0 Posted June 10, 2012 I suspect Ajaxeddie is a s*ummer with plenty of time on his hands living in the rough Ips*it suberb of Nacton!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted June 10, 2012 [quote user="grantroederdisaster"]I suspect Ajaxeddie is a s*ummer with plenty of time on his hands living in the rough Ips*it suberb of Nacton!?[/quote] Either that or its BW showing us his new found linguistic skills on his holidays - "How much?" "How long for" "Will I catch anything?" I''m talking about fishing, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted June 10, 2012 What do the Dutch normally do on chairs AjaxEddie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted June 10, 2012 You all will know that Dutch cheese is made backwards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 10, 2012 [quote user="TIL 1010"]I think there is more chance of this being Bayereddie than Ajaxeddie.[:D][/quote]I''m just waiting for an appearance from Willhire Van Rentals the Dutch goalkeeper... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivvo 257 Posted June 12, 2012 Oh no not another ''Gange'' recruiting,wait till the inner shircle hear about this!'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajaxeddie 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Shorry my friendsh! I''ve been on a five day bender which hash only got worshe becaushe of our pissh poor performance in the Eurosh. How many Dutch playersh have Norwich City had down the yearsh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted June 14, 2012 We''ve only ever had two Dutch players at Norwich that I can remember Eddie,Amsteradam Drury and Gary NjimegSon, there may be others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajaxeddie 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Oh yesh, I remembersh them now....What about that player from the schum (ash you call them) Matthew Holland...Have yoush all noticed how my English hash got better then worshe then better again? Shtrange... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted June 14, 2012 You forgot Ajex Notman and i thought that it was Rottadam Drury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted June 14, 2012 [quote user="Ajaxeddie"]Greetingsh Norwich fansh,I am Eddie from Amshterdam, I have just heard wonderful thingsh are happening July 31 and the might Ajax are coming to England to play Norwich....I very excited about this, I was wondering if, how do you shay? I could have some advice about pubsh, reshtuarants and shome good plaches to buy, how to you call it? gange. Also there have been shome rumoursh that you are Mats Rits from ush, thish was part of deal for ush to play a friendlies with you, I would be, how do you shay? deveshated to see Rits depart.Good luck nextsh sheason Norwich Fansh and shee you all at Carrow Road on July 31sh With Love and Kishes, your friend Eddie[/quote]LMFAO, no actual Dutch person spells words like they speak. You been watching to much Austin Powers.Jog on Binner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajaxeddie 0 Posted June 15, 2012 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"][quote user="Ajaxeddie"]Greetingsh Norwich fansh,I am Eddie from Amshterdam, I have just heard wonderful thingsh are happening July 31 and the might Ajax are coming to England to play Norwich....I very excited about this, I was wondering if, how do you shay? I could have some advice about pubsh, reshtuarants and shome good plaches to buy, how to you call it? gange. Also there have been shome rumoursh that you are Mats Rits from ush, thish was part of deal for ush to play a friendlies with you, I would be, how do you shay? deveshated to see Rits depart.Good luck nextsh sheason Norwich Fansh and shee you all at Carrow Road on July 31sh With Love and Kishes, your friend Eddie[/quote]LMFAO, no actual Dutch person spells words like they speak. You been watching to much Austin Powers.Jog on Binner[/quote]Who are the binnersh?Whooshhhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holtys revenge 0 Posted June 15, 2012 I havent posted on here for ages but I have broken my duck just to say that this is without doubt one of the funniest things I have ever read anywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted June 15, 2012 Is that sarcasm?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted June 15, 2012 [quote user="Ajaxeddie"]Have yoush all noticed how my English hash got better then worshe then better again? Shtrange...[/quote]Don''t smoke the stuff myself but my son agrees with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajaxeddie 0 Posted June 15, 2012 boysh and girlsh, I am definitely from holland and I definitely shupport Ajax, I poshted my shtrip to prove to you all how genuine I am. Don''t you believe it ish really me Eddie from the Netherlandsh? Who remembersh Pierre Van Hoojidonk what a fabuloush shtriker he wash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted June 15, 2012 the hilarious thing for me is he missed the obvious.. "Greetingsh" from holland at the start Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 16, 2012 [quote user="jas the barclay king"]the hilarious thing for me is he missed the obvious.. "Greetingsh" from holland at the start[/quote]Not forgetting the "Amsterdam, Netherlands" below his avatar. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarygeorge 0 Posted June 16, 2012 [;)][quote user="Ajaxeddie"]boysh and girlsh, I am definitely from holland and I definitely shupport Ajax, I poshted my shtrip to prove to you all how genuine I am. Don''t you believe it ish really me Eddie from the Netherlandsh? Who remembersh Pierre Van Hoojidonk what a fabuloush shtriker he wash. [/quote]I think you are Nutty Nigel from Norwich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted June 16, 2012 [quote user="Ajaxeddie"]Who remembersh Pierre Van Hoojidonk what a fabuloush shtriker he wash. [/quote]I think there''s only one hooj-donk on here..................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted June 16, 2012 [quote user="Canarygeorge"][;)]I think you are Nutty Nigel from Norwich[/quote]Nutty Nigel posts in Double Dutch most of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,017 Posted June 16, 2012 Many years ago i had the pleasure of travelling to Holland, did no see many dykes, did see a girl firing ping pong balls out of her...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,281 Posted June 16, 2012 [quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]Many years ago i had the pleasure of travelling to Holland, did no see many dykes, did see a girl firing ping pong balls out of her...... [/quote]......nostrils...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted June 16, 2012 [quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]Many years ago i had the pleasure of travelling to Holland, did no see many dykes, did see a girl firing ping pong balls out of her...... [/quote] Was her name Analiesse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites