Canary Boy 0 Posted April 6, 2005 I read earlier the joke posted about Joe Royle...wasn''t particularly related to him but it got me thinking. Has anyone got any decent footballing jokes? Clean ones please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIC 0 Posted April 7, 2005 I''ve got one... old but adapted to the present.Joe Royle and the Ipswich squad are out on a team-bonding trip on a big yacht in the Mediterranean. They''re all having a good time, playing cards, floating around in the water around the boat and so on, but one day, when he gets up in the morning, Royle opens his cabin door and finds that someone has laid a large turd on the floor. He goes ballistic and demands that everyone join him up in the dining room in 15 minutes.Once assembled, he asks the players, "Ok, I''m going to be direct about this. Who''s **** on the deck?"Shefki Kuqi sheepishly puts his arm up. "Me boss. But I''m not too bad in the air"Ba doom tish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheded 0 Posted April 7, 2005 Half the season gone , and Norwich continue to lose nearly every match ,,,, in desperation Worthy decided to get the team together , and go back to basics, picking up a football , he said , " Right lads , what I have in my hands is called a football , and the object of the game is ...." " Hang on a minute" , came a shout , " Your going too fast ! " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites