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Gary Brink

Between You And Me

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Between you and me, there´s nothing to fear

When visiting ´Stade Etihad´,

The chances are that we will be walloped there

With a narrow defeat, we´d be glad

So, all is to win, and nothing to lose

A game totally pressure-free,

That´s certainly how, if I had to choose

I´d prefer our matches to be

We could just be silly and expect to win

Or even perhaps scrape a draw,

But the chances of either are extremely thin

And would certainly cause a furore

But, then again, all of us know too

That despite all the betting odds,

Being heavily stacked on Mancici´s crew

It´s not in the lap of the gods

We will have a say, even if it is small

And we´ve proved already this year,

That up against top teams we always walk tall

So PL´s message I´m sure is clear

Go out and enjoy it for all it is worth

And they´re worth a packet we know,

But big bucks don´t always ensure you the earth

And you never know how things will go

And the Yellow Army, if we should just score

From one of our many attacks,

I´m sure will remember that what they adore

Most of all there, is to turn their backs

But if as expected we fail in our task

Lambert won´t need to get his coat,

And should we be able, in some points, to bask

You can bet they´ll sit up and take note. OTBC

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And if at half time it all seems too quiet,Who''ll come staggering out to a cheer?Our celebrity chef on a Jack Daniels diet,The crazily drunken old dear.As the stewards surround our Boudicca,She''ll kick David Silva to jelly.She''d beat the Gallagher brothers to death.And eat Mario Balotelli.And who''s that beside her, holding her coatOut there on the Etihad grass?It''s Celebrity Z-lister Stephen FryHe''s looking for - oh, never mind.

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Our Delia kneads her zuccini

Quaffs crisp Pinot Grigo and blini

Gets her gums round a plate of Linguini

And can''t wait for a bit of Mankini (who she thinks is the rival manager).

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Given the last time we played Man City, perhaps this song might help

(to the tune of ''Daisy Daisy give me your answer do'') -

Delia, Delia,

Give them your ''answer'' do !

You''re half crazy,

After a bottle or two !

It didn''t take much to encourage

your half time rant at Norwich !

But this''''ll be at Man City

In a stadium not owned by you !

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