Howson is now! 0 Posted September 30, 2011 When he sees the doughnuts, he goes out of his head (He must not earn enough, he must not earn enough)He loves the glaze and sprinkles or the jam that''s oh so red (He must not earn enough, he must not earn enough)He wants his doughnuts but he''s not gonna pay, cos he doesn''t seem to earn enough DE GEA!DE DE DE DE DE GEA, DE DE DE DE DE GEA, DE DE DE DE DE GEA, DAVID DE GEA!Repeat to fade! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted September 30, 2011 If that had been you or me, the police would have been called and we would have got a caution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted September 30, 2011 [quote user="Who Let The Fox Out"]When he sees the doughnuts, he goes out of his head (He must not earn enough, he must not earn enough)He loves the glaze and sprinkles or the jam that''s oh so red (He must not earn enough, he must not earn enough)He wants his doughnuts but he''s not gonna pay, cos he doesn''t seem to earn enough DE GEA!DE DE DE DE DE GEA, DE DE DE DE DE GEA, DE DE DE DE DE GEA, DAVID DE GEA!Repeat to fade![/quote]Winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NMTD 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Superb!How about this for verse 2When I go to tesco, I just go out of my headI don''t get paid enough, I don''t get paid enoughI want a krispy kreme, but I haven''t any cashI dont get paid enough, I don''t get paid enoughI made my choice, picked it up and stuffed it iright inside my mouth,De de de... Etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spencer 1970 207 Posted September 30, 2011 another simple one...all point at him and shout (to "who let the dogs out")WHO NICKED A DOUGHNUT?! YOU YOU YOU YOU! WHO NICKED A DOUGHNUT?! YOU YOU YOU YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted September 30, 2011 [quote user="spencer 1970"]another simple one...all point at him and shout (to "who let the dogs out")WHO NICKED A DOUGHNUT?! YOU YOU YOU YOU! WHO NICKED A DOUGHNUT?! YOU YOU YOU YOU![/quote]Gets my vote [^] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooleyfan 0 Posted October 1, 2011 To the "we shoot burglars" chantGea nicks Krispy Kremes, de Gea nicks Krispy Kremesnice and simple! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curly_whirly_tipz 0 Posted October 1, 2011 Have certainly enjoyed reading this threat - very creative guys! However I am equally discusted that someone on that money feels the need to steal a doughnut! Can''t beleive they think they are above the law Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crabbycanary 2 Posted October 1, 2011 BrilliantPlease sing them all!!I can''t wait for MOTD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drazen Muzinic 1,445 Posted October 1, 2011 Just announced he''s been replaced by Anders Lindegaard for today''s game. Has he nicked any modestly priced confectionery from a major supermarket chain this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarino 0 Posted October 1, 2011 I reckon he bottled it and begged to be dropped rather than face the abuse :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
