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Song to End all Songs --- Tribute

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Well inevitably we will get a thousand song suggestions ranging from the bad to the damn right humiliating in a sad bid to get people to sing them.Out of the zillion mentioned, Im sure only one will make it to a sad group of tweens who will get stared at by other members of the Barcley for singing something that doesnt go to the usual Nah nah nah nah nah or Deh deh Deh deh tunes we all love.So...what song will we NOT be hearing this season...

Here is my offering encompases a few new players so we have a song for them and also Grant Holt as you can never have to many songs about the big man..

We cant think of a new SongGrant Holt, Grant HoltSo we ripped off the Torres oneGRANT HOLT GRANT HOLTDidnt get Henri but we did get Bradley,Pilkington , De Laet and a small boy from Spurs

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WEll, if we can get this going before Home games the oppo fans will brick themselves and run like lemmings over the Railway bridge.

With apologies to Freddie Mercury

Holty, just scored againPut the ball into the netLike a fatter Robert FleckHolty, you were signed by GunnBut then he went and threw it all awayHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohDidn''t mean to make you cryBy questioning your premiership credentialsCarry on, carry onAs if you''re our porky Rooney...Holty, the goals will comeYou send shivers down my spinewith your scoring all the timeGoodbye, darling Cody,You''ve got to goGot to leave this club behindand join League TwoHolty, oo-oo-oo-oooohPlease don''t say goodbyeI sometimes wish I could have punched Alan Ball....MASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLOI see a little silhoutetto of a manScaramush! Scaramush! Is it David Strihavka?What a load of pony,Rosario, Dean Coney, MeMalcolm Allen (Malcolm Allen)Malcolm Allen, let me goI want to riot then go and live with MacNamee- Namee- Nam-eeeeeeeeeMASSIVE COMMUNAL GUITAR SOLO #2 WITH HEADBANGING

Any way the beer flows(Gong)

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My own effort. With thanks to the title for inspiration. And now its clear why this song isn''t used much for chants.

This is the greatest and best team in the world. . . tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Adam here,...

we was hitchhikin'' down a long and lonesome road.

All of a sudden,

there skulked a boasty binner...

in the middle...

of the road.

And he said:

"Play the best stuff in the world,

or I''ll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."

Well me and Adam,... we looked at each other,

and we each said...

"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,

Just so happened to be,

The Best Team in the World,

we were The Best Team in the World.

Look into my eyes and it''s easy to see

Holt and Holt make two,

Holt again makes it three,

And then Wesley.

Once again every six months or so,

When Surman doth shine and Jackson doth flow

and MacAuley own goal---

Needless to say,

the scum were stunned.

Whip sack went his muppet evans,

And Roy Keane was done.

He asked us:

"(snort) BE you united?"

And we said,

"Nay.

We are but city

Rock!!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,

Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Team in the World, No

This is just a tribute.

We all remember The Greatest Team in the World, Yeah.

Yeah!

This is a tribute, oh,

To The Greatest Team in the World,

All right!

It was The Greatest Team in the World,

All right!

And it was the best mother fuckin'' team,

The Greatest Team in the world!

Allllllright!

''Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah

(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)

Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!

(Mene) (LUCIFER)!

(guitar solo)

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:

the Team we played on that fateful night it didn''t actually look

anything like this team!

This is just a tribute!

You gotta believe it!

And I wish you were there!

When we beat em five one.

Ah, ****!

Good God, God lovin'' ,

So surprised to find you can''t stop me,now.

I''m on fire--

O hallelujah I''m found! Rich mother****er compadre

simultaniously:oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!

All right!

All right!

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[Y] Kick that off tomorrow and I''ll join in at the "''Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah" part.

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[quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Picture yourself in a ground on a river

With tangy entrees and marvellous pies

Goreham calls Adams, who answers quite slowly

A team-sheet he carefully eyes

McNamee playing in yellow and green

With Hughes towering over his head

Looks out for Rusty - no FA surprise

Cos’ he’s gone.

{CHORUS}

Loosely in disguise the diamond,

Loosely in disguise the diamond,

Loosely in disguise the diamond,

Ah... Ah...

{VERSE 2}

At one nil down we a climbing a mountain

We’re freaking hoarse people who fear humble pies

Everyone smiles: Oli drifts past defenders

He scores: an incredible high.

Newspaper headlines appear on the floor

Waiting to be taken away

Climbing the league with our head in the cloudsAnd we’re strong

{CHORUS}

Picture yourself on a train in a station,

With binmen for porters with tears in their eyes.

Roy Keane and coaches appear on the platform,

All clutching their P45’s.

{CHORUS REPEATED AND FADED}[/quote]

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