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Ipswich's new goal celebration

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http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-Tractor-Boys-Goal-Celebration/246395952057284

If this actually comes off they will be even more of a laughing stock then what they are now!

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I can''t believe that many of the scum could manage to understand a 90 degree turn, let alone know their left and rights.

Could be an epic fail moment in the making when they all spin round in different ways and fall over in a tangle.

Some of the simpler ones may start in-fighting as they go looking for the steering wheel that they''re sure they just had in their hands.

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It''s like when I suggested we celebrate a goal by bringing our outward-facing hands to our shoulders, start flapping them and turn around shouting "TWEEEET! TWEEET! TWEEET!"

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I believe it''s merely another desperate attempt by that notorious bunch of over exited young farmhands, the binkickers, to get some publicity.

Perhaps it has finally dawned on them that their grubby little club and it''s collection of yellowing, black and white press cuttings amounts to jack sh!t in the grand scheme of things. Maybe it will work, in the same way a duck riding on a skate board might get 30 seconds of fame at the end of the news or a pig watching telly will get a few hits on youtube.

Sadly for us, the best we can expect in the way of publicity will be having our games beamed into millions of home around the world - and having hundreds of millions of football watching us. How did we achieve this ? By having a successful club, a great manager, a superb squad of players and winning promotion, that''s how.

hmmmmm

Perhaps then, on that basis and given the dire state of affairs at poorman road, asking the assembled rustics to mime driving an imaginary tractor is a more suitable idea and the best hope for getting the club noticed. Perhaps they could mime winning something - that might help.

Assuming there are enough at poorman road with long memories ........... very long memories.

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