First Wizard 0 Posted January 11, 2005 Nigel boy: ''Please Miss, can I have some more?''.Delia Smith: ''What!,boy?''.Nigel boy: ''More players please, Miss''.Delia (screaming): ''Mr Munby!, trounce this ungrateful little urchin''.Mr Munby: ''Well the lad does have a point Madame''.Mr Doncaster: ''Don''t look at me Roger''.Delia: ''You''ve been reading the bloody Pink Un boards again, haven''t you Mr Munby?''.Mr Munby (sheepishly): ''Yes, Madame''.Delia: ''You know that''s against our club law don''t you?''.Mr Munby: ''Then the laws an ass Madame!''.Delia: ''Off with his head''!.(Oops, wrong story and author!.)Nigel boy: ''Oi you lot!, answer the damn question, can I have some more players please?''.Delia (cuffs Nigel boy across the head): ''P**s off you ungrateful little s**t!. Thats all you getting, Okay?''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted January 11, 2005 That was a gruel joke Wiz ! Or was it just a Crewe''l joke ? OK time I went out .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites