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10 things that will probably happen next season

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Sky will interview the most Norfolk Carrot Cruncher they can before every home game.Alan Hansen will have to eat his hat at the Villa home game after we comfortably avoid relegation.At some point Football Focus will interview a player on a farm/driving a tractor or they will interview Bryan Gunn!

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The most useless strikers will score against us (i.e. Carew, Fuller, Agyemang) but the worlds best will have an off day.

Chicarito will score against us (just have that feeling)

Norwich 1-7 Colchester will be mentioned in every pre-match montage.

Grant Holt working as a tyre fitter in Workington will feature in every vignette.

Adam Drury being the only current City player from the 04/05 season.

Newspaper headlines ''Delias men serve up a treat'' or to that effect

Jeremy Goss will get numerous mentions on Sky for THAT goal.

Cody Mcdonald will be a guest commentator on Sky for our last match, shortly after banging in 30 goals for Oldham.

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Potential Headlines:

"Norwich Holt Spurs Champions League Bid"

"Hoolahan Cockahoop And Scores Again!"

"Carrowacking Display Sinks Canaries"

"Norwich win Deliatful"

"Ruddy Brilliant! - Penalty Save Earns Norwich Point"

"Alan Hansen criticises Canary Defence"

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[quote user="marvin the martian"]When Ruddy lets in his first goal people will say Fraser Forster would have saved it.[/quote]And he probably would have ;-)

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the media is very bitter in the prem. so most of what you predict with regards to them will probably happen.the sky `experts` and the pundits on MOTD all love the so-called "sky 4" united, chelsea, arse and liverpool. if they win , they were brilliant, breathtaking, if they lose, they had an off day/were cheated/unlucky.

it`s not going to change anytime soon, so hide anything you can throw at the telly!!.

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Just before our highlights vs Wigan are shown on MOTD, Gary Linekar''s patronising script will definitely begin:

''Just two short years ago, Norwich lost their first game 7-1, blah blah blah''.

 

I agree with the above comment, the MOTD or Football Focus team will track down the most buck toothed, genetically deficient Norwich fan and interview them as they welcome us back to the top tier.

 

PL will be compared to Martin O''Neill as the camera zooms in on his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks.

 

 Chris Goreham and Neil Adams radio commentary will reach new heights of extreme partizan Norwich bias. And good on them.

 

We will be referred to as a ''breath of fresh'' at least one thousand times.

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