Panic 0 Posted June 22, 2011 1. The first match against Wigan (played in barmy temperatures of 30 degrees plus) is a scrappy affair where Norwich concede from a late free kick. We are the last game to be shown on Match of the Day, and Alan Hanson will say our defence isn''t up to it. Again.2. There will be a total of 32453 shots of Delia in the matches that are shown live on Sky Sports. A commentator will make a terrible cooking related pun as said shot is overlaid, or a reference to the ''tired and emotional'' incident at half-time against Manchester City in 04-05.3. We will get beaten quite heavily by one of the top six, and Hanson will say our defence isn''t up to it. Again.4. Someone in front of me in the beer queue at Stamford Bridge will (justifiably) shout "how much?!" after asking how much a pint of Carling will cost.5. I will be mistaken for a Man Utd fan while wearing my NCFC scarf around London.6. After putting together a little run and reaching lofty hights of mid-table around Christmas the words ''Blackpool'', ''a'', ''doing'' and ''avoid'' are bounced around the media.7. After beating one of the top sides, it''ll be because of how rubbish they were, as opposed to how good we were - according to Alan Hanson.8. We will be patronised (most likely by Alan Hanson).9. A manager of a lower-mid table team will be sacked and Paul Lambert will be "the bookies'' favorite", despite never actually becoming manger of that team.10. We will lose to Coventry/Derby/Crystal Palace/Preston NE (delete as appropriate) in the Third Round of the FA Cup.Anyone think of anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted June 22, 2011 Yes, I will lose my temper at some point lol [Y][:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted June 22, 2011 We will lose to a mid table L1 side in the league cup Holt will fail to score in the first 6 games, Alan Shearer will say he is not up to it at this level(He will then bag 20 for rest of season) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncfc26 0 Posted June 22, 2011 Holt will make John Terry look like a little girl but when this is shown on MOTD Alan Hansen will say its because he has things going on in his private life(again) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted June 22, 2011 Kieran Richardson will have a pie thrown at his face by the Snakepit. Again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marvin the martian 0 Posted June 22, 2011 If Ruddy hasn''t scored a hattrick by halftime at Wigan,some people on here will say we should have got another keeper in as competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marvin the martian 0 Posted June 22, 2011 When Ruddy lets in his first goal people will say Fraser Forster would have saved it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay hero 0 Posted June 22, 2011 Cluck will make a comment calling all season ticket holders "Sheep" As soon as we lose more than two more games in a row, someone will say "We''re Dooomed" in a faux-Private Fraser from Dads Army accent As soon as we lose more than 3 games in a row, Smudger will claim that he knows best We''ll end someones losing streak We''ll beat someone that we''re not expected to beat As soon as Holt doesnt score for more than 3 games, fans will say that he cant cut it in the Prem Someone in the Upper Barclay will scream "Forward" every time we pass sideways Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crowey66 0 Posted June 22, 2011 4 or 5 ridiculous referee decisions that will cost us points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted June 22, 2011 No penalty decisions will be given in our favour, regardless of how "stonewall" the are, against Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, or Tottenham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted June 22, 2011 " We will get beaten quite heavily by one of the top six, and Hanson will say our defence isn''t up to it. Again "Someone will swap Hansons script and glancing down he will read " Norwich''s real strength is in their defence "glancing down again" And it was a work of genius moving Hoolahan into the centre of defence to partner WilbrahamJug ears look into camera, reading the autocue adds " Delia serves Whitbread best again"oblivious to the lack of continuity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted June 22, 2011 Nobody will stay up to watch The Football League Show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethnal Yellow and Green 1,557 Posted June 22, 2011 Cody McDonald will score and take off his shirt to reveal a t-shirt saying "I love you too, Paul Moy" If we get relegated it will be Delia''s fault. No matter what happens Paul Lambert won''t be to blame. Richie De Laet will be blamed for many things because he is on loan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGoogler 324 Posted June 22, 2011 Haha, love this thread.Someone will relate us to tractors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CambridgeCanary 0 Posted June 22, 2011 Someone will compose a fresh original and very amusing post about a potential new signing not having been seen using a low mark supermarket.All readers will wonder at the wisdom of the poster and laugh till we cry at the wicked humour of the quip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Power Hamster 0 Posted June 22, 2011 West Ham will get more publicity in the "national" (i.e. London based) media than we do, even though they are not even in the Premier League. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant the Cat 0 Posted June 22, 2011 A premiership striker having a barren run will score at Carrow Road.Paul Lambert will have sub-titles on at least one MOTD interview.Bayern Munich will be mentioned every time we play on sky.Other teams football fans who you work with will really annoy you with their analogy of how Norwich play based on what Alan Hansen said.Your partner will threaten to leave you if you don''t shut up about the last gasp winner at Old Trafford. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice Of Reason 0 Posted June 22, 2011 Early September, we will have a post lamenting the poor quality of the summer signings and predicting what players will have to be brought in during January to keep us up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted June 22, 2011 A re run of previous half time events when we last played Man CityOur most loyal supporter Stephen Fry being interviewed (hopefully nothing pre 2008), probably in some mock rivalry with other celeb ''fans''.The most embarrassing fan possible to be interviewed outside CR (I''m camera shy)Any goal scored after 80 mins will be linked to this seasonLambert will be linked to every vacant managers job that comes up in the Premier LeagueLeeds will cock it up again by the end of the seasonHotel based puns will be rife with numerous camera shots to back the ''joke'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted June 22, 2011 A re run of previous half time events when we last played Man CityOur most loyal supporter Stephen Fry being interviewed (hopefully nothing pre 2008), probably in some mock rivalry with other celeb ''fans''.The most embarrassing fan possible to be interviewed outside CR (I''m camera shy)Any goal scored after 80 mins will be linked to this seasonLambert will be linked to every vacant managers job that comes up in the Premier LeagueLeeds will cock it up again by the end of the seasonHotel based puns will be rife with numerous camera shots to back the ''joke'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigManInTheBarclay 75 Posted June 22, 2011 1. We''ll beat the top six (at Carrow Road)2. Holt will score 15+3. Cody plays in the 1st team and has a fantastic season4. Lambert is linked to every managerial job from the Premiership to League 2!5. Hanson will be completely biased and criticize us every game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted June 22, 2011 [quote user="Grant the Cat"]A premiership striker having a barren run will score at Carrow Road. Paul Lambert will have sub-titles on at least one MOTD interview. Bayern Munich will be mentioned every time we play on sky. Other teams football fans who you work with will really annoy you with their analogy of how Norwich play based on what Alan Hansen said. Your partner will threaten to leave you if you don''t shut up about the last gasp winner at Old Trafford.[/quote]And the subtitles will read:"The lads have been terrific (or maybe phenomenal), they truly have. I cant ask for any more than them"And Hoolahan will say "you know" 490 times in post match interviews Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhalsimsrightfoot 0 Posted June 22, 2011 Brian Woolnough will suggest on Sunday Supplement that we are ''stinking the place out'' again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted June 22, 2011 Mark Lawrenson will tell us how a game against a fellow promoted side is "a Championship match in all but name" again. Patronising twunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crabbycanary 2 Posted June 22, 2011 On MOTD, Gary Lineker will make a cringeworthy, over rehearsed joke/pun, and this season we will be the butt of one or two Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted June 22, 2011 "If we go on a barren run the Pink Un will be over run with Binners "known as a binfestation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,713 Posted June 22, 2011 A player will whinge that refs never give his team decent decisions,but will then get away with a blatant handball in the game against us.Ahem,Mr Carragher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crabbycanary 2 Posted June 22, 2011 Some prima donna centre half (I''ll just throw in a name, completely randomly - John Terry) will moan like hell to the Ref and complain about the audacity of Grant Holt actually trying to compete for the ball, along the lines of ;"Ref doesn''t he know who I am, no one has ever challenged me like, that''s not how we do things here in the Prem" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted June 22, 2011 We will have one of those annoying ''ticker-tape/moving advertising boards all around Carrow Road.All Premiership teams had ''em last season, so I expect them to be installed before the start of the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,409 Posted June 22, 2011 Arsene Wenger will claim not to have seen the incident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites