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Signed for Lazio lat night...I was at the press conference and although my German isn''t as good as it used to be, I think this is what he said re: the Norwich speculation.

"I''m many pleased to sign with Der Lazio, as they wanted me to be ich....not as other *little* Englander clubs talk about making me push on a wheel. What... wheel is on the pitch? (laughs) nein, I top score in Cup of Worlds, I not ein Hamster. Ich bin a Goalscorer (against massively inferior international opposition, including England). Danke mein herr und frauleins. Gollazzzo!"

Looks like Lamberts mindgames have pushed him over the edge.

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I''m gutted for Pink Un Pete and all the other journo scumbags, think of all the headline gold his name would provide

"Klose your eyes!" - unorthodox headering technique marrs World Cup stars City debut

"Klose to you!" - German ace in post-match interview formality outburst

"Move Klose!" - German flop rejects Lamberts loan plan to recapture fitness

"Klose the door on your way out" - German misfit finally sent packing after market traders ultimatum

 

 

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[quote user="mikewalker"]

Mike:

"Klose your eyes!" - unorthodox headering technique marrs World Cup stars City debut

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Makes one wonder what other delights Archant is depriving us of.

 

OTBC

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[quote user="Buckethead"]With that kind of attitude it sounds like we had a klose shave Mike, do you think we should be looking towards getting a Brazilian instead?
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Arf. "Klose Encounters in the Third Round - Kind" - German goal ace patronises minnows after cup drubbing

"You''re only supposed to Klose the bloody Dorrans off" - Lambert fumes at ref and physio after clash of heads leads to open warfare

 

or something

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[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]

[quote user="jed exodous"]i want 1 minute of my life back....[/quote]

 

Alas you''re no Klose to getting it[:(]

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You''re not Miroslaving it back.

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