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Has anyone ever got any action at Carrow Road

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Not fighting, but romancing?

I did have a tops off cuddle with one of Marti Pellows backing singer girls in a executive box at White Heart Lane, but sad to say my Carrow Road Loving League Table would surely see me occupying a relegation place. I''ve not had a sniff in years.

Over to you yella lotharios

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I took my wife to the City v Cardiff match in January. I may have grabbed her boob when Norfolk Cafu slotted home in the 92nd

 

Does that count?

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Heres how the table looks

 

Footy Ground F**...er "Romancing" League Table

 

                              P      W   D   L        pts 

mikewalker         781   1      0   780   3

blahblahblah      0         0      0      0     0  

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[quote user="mikewalker"]

Heres how the table looks

 

Footy Ground F**...er "Romancing" League Table

 

                              P      W   D   L        pts 

mikewalker         781   1      0   780   3

Canary1902                  1   0      0      3

blahblahblah      0         0      0      0     0  

[/quote]

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Me and the Mrs had an awesome night of loving in the hotel, does that count?

Was no better feeling than looking left while...you know......and seeing Carrow road in all its glory, I must have lasted all of 3 minutes that night!

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I had 45 minutes of action last Wednesday night which left me hot, sweaty and extremely satisfied... 3 points for me!

 

Hang on, we''re talking about sexual action?

 

Bugger, I just played football... looks like I''m in for a points deduction...

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How about a severe bout of tonsil tennis with a very attractive young lady on a Club Cabbage outing to Wolves in the early 80s - does that count???

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[quote user="Canary1902"]I took my wife to the City v Cardiff match in January. I may have grabbed her boob.....

 

[/quote]I think I may have grabbed her other one...........[:$]

 

[;)]

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Have to confess that the closest I''ve been was a bit of a sticky moment when Grant "slid that one home" against Reading this season.

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[quote user="norfolkchance1"]The mind boggles at what would cause a points deduction in this league table.

 

[/quote]Presumably if you''re caught fiddling.......

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[quote user="Butterbean_Canary"]

Me and the Mrs had an awesome night of loving in the hotel, does that count?

Was no better feeling than looking left while...you know......and seeing Carrow road in all its glory, I must have lasted all of 3 minutes that night!

[/quote]

I had a grope with my ex at Brammall Lane in 1998 - 2-2 draw with a Chris Llewellyn Screamer to equalise.

I also had a drunken snog at a Norwich Union event in the Barclay. 

 

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[quote user="lappinitup"]

[quote user="norfolkchance1"]The mind boggles at what would cause a points deduction in this league table.

 

[/quote]Presumably if you''re caught fiddling.......

[/quote]

If I was caught fiddling with someone else, Mrs B-H would deduct more than points

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                          W D L pts

barclay hero     1 1 0 4

butterbean        1 0 0 3

mikewalker       1 0 780 3*

canary1902      1 0 0 3

lord horn            0 1 0 1

dirtbox               0 1 0 1

ruddyfuture       0 0 1 0

blahblahblah    0 0 0 0

*anglo scots clash at neutral venue white hart lane. I''m counting it.

Come on, someone MUST have pulled some horny Vitesse honey in Peppermint Park post match. then slammed home a decisive winner in the away leg.

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Come on Mike, I''m desperate for some points. Does any hanky panky while listening to Canaries Player count?

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I once took a girl on a date to York City''s Bootham Crescent and ended up spending a year with her, full-blown sex included... surely that''s an away win?

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[quote user="Evil Monkey"]I once took a girl on a date to York City''s Bootham Crescent and ended up spending a year with her, full-blown sex included... surely that''s an away win?[/quote]

 

We''ve all banged people from other parts of the country/globe pal. If you did this lass for a year actually AT Bootham Crescent then you are clearly the league leader by several million miles.

 

I forgot, I also touched up Laura the San Siro stadium & museum guide one stolen morning November 2001.

It was in the Players Warm Up room. Ah Romance! Ah Italy.

Revised table

                     W D L pts

Evil Monkey 365 0 0 1095*

mikewalker 1 1 0 4**

barclay hero 1 1 0 4

butterbean 1 0 0 3

canary1902 1 0 0 3

lord horn 0 1 0 1

dirtbox 0 1 0 1

ruddyfuture 0 0 1 0

blahblahblah 0 0 0 0

*I move above Barclay Hero as this Laura was seriously fit. Unless I see proof of his partners fitness we''ll be backing the Italian girl.

*pending further inquiry/photographic proof

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Thinking about it, a few seasons ago, I did take my wife (to-be, as was then) up the Ar, er, to Highbury, and got a peck on the cheek for my efforts.

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[quote user="itstheruddyfuture"]Come on Mike, I''m desperate for some points. Does any hanky panky while listening to Canaries Player count?[/quote]

 

What part of "action at carrow road/a football stadium" do you not understand?

Unless you did stuff with your bird with canary player blaring and one foot on a subbuteo pitch, the tiny replica crowd getting more than they bargained for then you are still facing a points deduction. Yellow Card.

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cheers blah3

 

                     W D L pts

Evil Monkey 365 0 0 1095*

mikewalker 1 1 0 4**

barclay hero 1 1 0 4

butterbean 1 0 0 3

canary1902 1 0 0 3

lord horn 0 1 0 1

dirtbox 0 1 0 1

blahblahblah 0 1 0 1

ruddyfuture 0 0 1 0

 

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Alas, never actually Banged Her At Bootham... wasn''t the only game we went to though so there were plenty of snogs and gropes... she was also a Leeds fan, I must get points for that...

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[quote user="mikewalker"]

[quote user="itstheruddyfuture"]Come on Mike, I''m desperate for some points. Does any hanky panky while listening to Canaries Player count?[/quote]

 

What part of "action at carrow road/a football stadium" do you not understand?

Unless you did stuff with your bird with canary player blaring and one foot on a subbuteo pitch, the tiny replica crowd getting more than they bargained for then you are still facing a points deduction. Yellow Card.

[/quote]

Come on! You''re giving points to people who supposedly had a knee trembler on a coach to Yarmouth or some such with no evidence except anecdote and a feeble memory.

You don''t know what your doing, you don''t know what your doing....

Oh I just remembered, earlier on in the year I had full on rumpy with one of them lady stewards. 8 times. Thats 24 points thank you!

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[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Alas, never actually Banged Her At Bootham... wasn''t the only game we went to though so there were plenty of snogs and gropes... she was also a Leeds fan, I must get points for that...[/quote]

 

Good lad, but your honesty has cost you points. Unless you can clarify these gropes the pack are closing...

                   W D L pts

Evil Monkey 0 5 0 5

mikewalker 1 1 0 4

barclay hero 1 1 0 4

butterbean 1 0 0 3

canary1902 1 0 0 3

lord horn 0 1 0 1

dirtbox 0 1 0 1

blahblahblah 0 1 0 1

ruddyfuture 0 0 1 0

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I did sort of go out with a lovely programme seller at Carra Rud in the long hot summer of 1976. Hello Carole.

Also a bird ran up to me and snogged me after a match at West Brom in the early eighties.

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