CantonsHero 0 Posted May 2, 2011 I need the best one-liner for tomorrow at work. Please help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,155 Posted May 2, 2011 Ever so innocently say to him: "How is Ipswich Town''s Operation Premiership coming along?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scot-e-dog 34 Posted May 2, 2011 Say nothing - that will wind him up even more. He''ll have some sort of response lined up for you (probably starting in ''f'' and ending in off you carrot crunching ''d'' head) , but if you say nothing, you will just let him stew.Then right at the end of the day, simply mention you''re off to have a promotion party and you might be in a bit late Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
militantcanary 0 Posted May 2, 2011 Go to lunch at 1.05 and say its Five past one must mean its time for the Premiership Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Excited Canary 19 Posted May 2, 2011 Go in about 5 minutes late and say ''Sorry boss, promotion party only just finished'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted May 2, 2011 haha jamesg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beetley Yellow 57 Posted May 2, 2011 Or to keep it civil and still wind him up..... tell him thanks for the 6 points the scummers took off Cardiff for us. Thanks lads [:D]. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 936 Posted May 2, 2011 Ask him if he''s heard the one about "the small club to the North" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted May 2, 2011 Just smile and nod. That''s all you need to wind him up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Young One 0 Posted May 2, 2011 Just say."good morning" and grin from ear to ear and then ask do you have any headache tablets, I bet he won''t ask what they are for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canaryfan68 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Ask if you can go for lunch at 9 to 2 or 5 to 1? ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted May 3, 2011 Smile and nod is byfar the best suggestion.You could always invite him to the promotion party then say, Oh sorry I thought you were a Norwich fan............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phyxius 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Just simply ask him if you can possibly leave work a little earlier today at around about 5 past Ipswich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PL-Paul Lambert&Premier League 0 Posted May 3, 2011 [quote user="Phyxius"]Just simply ask him if you can possibly leave work a little earlier today at around about 5 past Ipswich.[/quote] 5 past ipswich that''s brilliant lmfao!could say to him, "hey boss,want to come and play for the highest paid pub team in suffolk, its called ipswich town" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scrappy33 0 Posted May 3, 2011 We''re not ready to go up.............................lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muddy funster 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Say you''re popping down the shop to get a sandwich for lunch - "do you want anything from the Premier?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,279 Posted May 3, 2011 [quote user="CantonsHero"]I need the best one-liner for tomorrow at work. Please help.[/quote]Ask him if he''s Marcus Evans, in disguise...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
