First Wizard 0 Posted January 16, 2005 At last, the mystery of City''s bad luck this season, has finally been solved. The double bind Hex had been set loose, by my meddlesome apprentice, Abi Normal. But worry ye not, good honest people. The old wiz has performed the rite''s of Osaris, at cockcrow this morning (much to my neighbour''s annoyance!) and canary fortunes should now rapidly start to improve. My thanks must go to my local slaughterhouse, for the lambs blood and pigs spleen, which were vital ingredients for this particulary dangerous ritual. I should also inform you, that I know have a vacancy for a new apprentice!. Tall blond females only, need apply!. And yes, I am sexist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire canary 0 Posted January 16, 2005 Brigitte Nielson will be looking for a sanctuary soon I believe. Your cup of tea Wiz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted January 17, 2005 [quote]Brigitte Nielson will be looking for a sanctuary soon I believe. Your cup of tea Wiz?[/quote] Shropshire: Brigitte Nielson?, no, she isn''t my cup of tea my friend, but Nell McAndrew is another story though!. Damn, I''ll have to go lay down a minute after that thought!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted January 17, 2005 This could be a sign :-The two sporting teams that I love the most Norwich F.C. and England''s Cricket Team usually have the same degree of success.Lately both have been doing poorly, but today the cricket team did a sharp reversal with an unexpected win.Thank''s Matthew Hoggard you made my day, now perhaps City will make "pigs" of themselves saturday.Wiz keep up the double jointed egg bound hexy thingy, it might just be working ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted January 17, 2005 nice thinking jim! The canaries must atleast coem away with a draw, or ill have to do something about it........... like sit on here and moan! Well, atleast the mods can do their job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire canary 0 Posted January 17, 2005 We could do with Matthew Hoggard in our midfield - the tour ends soon so shall we put a loan bid in for Feb/March! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted January 17, 2005 [quote]We could do with Matthew Hoggard in our midfield - the tour ends soon so shall we put a loan bid in for Feb/March![/quote]Suppose he would bowl the opposition over, they would be stumped then ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted January 17, 2005 Jim you''re talking a load of old googlies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted January 18, 2005 Coo thought Bridget would have bowled him over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire canary 0 Posted January 18, 2005 Well you could never be given out LBW anyway No Legs!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites