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We know the Hispanic peoples like their footballers to have nicknames.

What names would we give to our squad?

Some suggestions:

The (Work)horse -Grant Holt

The magician-Wes

The propellor- Andrew Crofts

The rock-Zak Whitbread

The craftsman-David Fox

The dancer-Henri Lansbury

The rapier-Andrew Surman

etc etc

Any other offers (or Spanish translators)?

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[quote user="Europe_93"]

The bus - Ruddy

The beast - Ward

 

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Sorry mate, but why is Ruddy a bus.

 

I know this post is a bit daft, but I don''t get that one.

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Holt is called "The Horse" for reasons other than his work rate,when Gunn was manager it was mentioned about the quality of his,erm cough,cough, Tackle.

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[quote user="BroadstairsR"][quote user="Europe_93"]

The bus - Ruddy

The beast - Ward

 

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Sorry mate, but why is Ruddy a bus.

 

I know this post is a bit daft, but I don''t get that one.

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Also why is Ward ''The Beast''? I would say out of all our defenders he ducks of out challenges the most, and often looks very lightweight when he does go for a tackle

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The bus - Jedi has it, a compliment to our last line of defence.

The Beast - Just remember a pre season photo of him, think it was on this site, not sure.  If I remember correct it described him as a ''big unit''.  At 6"1'' and in excess of 13st he''s big for a footballer.

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[quote user="scrapy33"]BroadstairsR , if you ever get the chance to meet simeon you''ll find that he is a very decent chap.[/quote]

 

I am sure he is and , like most, I hope he comes good.

 

My description of him was unjustified and made for amusement only. However, his misunderstanding of the off-side rule is rather irritating.   

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]El Headless Polo  :   Simeon Jackson

El Chavo : Chrissy Martin


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El Torro   ...  Grant Holt. He''s more than just a horse.

El Martini  ... oblique reference to CM''s drinking habits.

 

 

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[quote user="Jarrolder"]We know the Hispanic peoples like their footballers to have nicknames. What names would we give to our squad? Some suggestions: The (Work)horse -Grant Holt The magician-Wes The propellor- Andrew Crofts The rock-Zak Whitbread The craftsman-David Fox The dancer-Henri Lansbury The rapier-Andrew Surman etc etc Any other offers (or Spanish translators)?[/quote]

 

Isn''t that Marlon King?

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[quote user="Yellow Rages"]

[quote user="Jarrolder"]We know the Hispanic peoples like their footballers to have nicknames. What names would we give to our squad? Some suggestions: The (Work)horse -Grant Holt The magician-Wes The propellor- Andrew Crofts The rock-Zak Whitbread The craftsman-David Fox The dancer-Henri Lansbury The rapier-Andrew Surman etc etc Any other offers (or Spanish translators)?[/quote]

 

Isn''t that Marlon King?

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[:D]

El Cojones  - Paul Lambert!!

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]El Headless Polo  :   Simeon Jackson

El Chavo : Chrissy Martin


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Laughed out loud at both of these!

Jackson must hold some kind of non-scoring record since he joined us! I thought Chris Brown & Peter Thorne were both ''Scoring Prevention Officers'' whilst they were here, but Jacko seems to have found that peaked cap to wear nowadays. I think Pacheco may just show him where to run, when to run and more importantly how to score. Jacko knows ''how to run'' but offers very little else it seems to me.

 

Just thought; El Headless Polo ought to keep his distance from the Directors box - Poultry King Michael Foulger might wring his neck simply out of impulse!

 

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