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Good/Funny Norwich chants - Help required!

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Hi all, I am after a good Norwich chant to go in next weeks Fanzone in ZOO magazine. Do you guys know of any - either Norwich ones or any funny ones you''ve heard from away supporters? If your chant is used, i''ll name you in the mag and send you a free sports book. It''d be good to have one about Wes Hoolahan or Grant Holt... Always good to sneak Norwich into the mag!If you can help it''d be greatly appreciated.Either add them to this thread or email me:  james.wallis@zootoday.comCheers, James

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I was dying to sing "You''re so sh1t even Jackson scored" on Saturday. But that would only be amusing to Norwich fans.So, basically, I have nothing.[:)]

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"RIPLEY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU''RE STILL A C*^&"

Norwich v Blackburn, Stuart Ripley prepares to take a corner in front of the Barclay, 1994?

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How about this one from the past" Then one foggy christmas eve, Mariner came to say, old John Wark with you Kn*b so bright come and stuff my AR*E tonight"

Tony Martin is our friend,Is our friend,Is our friend.Tony Martin is our friend He shoots burglars.

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Considering it''s so long ago that Stuart Ripley was playing that his son is now playing for Boro, I don''t think i''ll be able to use this one... thanks anyway Mike!

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[quote user="CDMullins"]Old but the Chelsea one was very funny. ''Weve got Abrmaovic, youve got a drunken b-itc-h.''[/quote]

 

With the reply of "you''ve got a Russian crook, we''ve got a super cook".

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For Peter Crouch when he was here:-

He''s tall, He''s lean,

He''s a freaky goal machine

Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch.....

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He scored 3 goals against the scum, Grant Holt, Grant Holt

He scored 3 goals against the scum, Grant Holt, Grant Holt

He scored 3 goals against the scum

And Wesley scored another one

Super Grant Holt

Norwich''s Number 9

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He scored three goals against the scum,

Grant Holt, Grant Holt,

He scored three goals against the scum,

Grant Holt, Grant Holt,

He scored 3 goals against the blues, and how we laugh when Ipswich lose,

Super Grant Holt Norwich''s Number 9

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lol i don''t know which one i like better

Another one:

Simon lappin king of Spain, king of Spain, king of Spain

Simon lappin king of Spain.... he looks Spanish

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Something sung AT us but I still find funny is:

"Your sister is your mother,

Your father is your brother,

You all **** one another,

The Norfolk family!"

to the tune of The Addams Family obviously. Haven''t heard it for ages though.

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"Delia Smith''s green and yellow army" always left me with a warm feeling... running down my leg.

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[quote user="Paul Cluckbert "]"Delia Smith''s green and yellow army" always left me with a warm feeling... running down my leg.

[/quote]Its your age, I believe products are available that can help you enjoy life to the full, without loss of dignity.[:)]

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="Paul Cluckbert "]"Delia Smith''s green and yellow army" always left me with a warm feeling... running down my leg.

[/quote]Its your age, I believe products are available that can help you enjoy life to the full, without loss of dignity.[:)][/quote]Urine in no position to talk mortysillytillysbestestfriend....

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Sorted - The Grant Holt chant will be in next week''s ZOO magazine. Thanks for your help guys (and girls!)

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Dying to go to a Fulham home game and start singing" Its Bad, Its Bad, you know it its Bad"In regards to the MJ statue, obviously to the tune of MJ Bad

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