Cantley 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "All I know is Mr Royle is peckish again, and he told us to pick out some scraps from Delia''s kitchen" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flick Fleck 0 Posted January 19, 2005 Bloke on the left: "Go on, Jimmy it open, there might be some decent scraps in there"Bloke on the right: "Oh no, it''s Bent" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Flick Fleck 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "Sheepshanks pulls out all the stops to find a new player before the transfer window closes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flick Fleck 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "If I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the a***e of a crowbar" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essexiled Canary 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "Such is the financial situation at Portacabin rd, Mr.Royle has sent scouts to search for new players in the bargain bins!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "Local Buisiness Men"lay seige to Mr. Sheepshanks home in an attempt to get the 95p in the pound owed to them" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted January 19, 2005 C''mon out Grinner we know you''re in there!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bird Table 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "I told them nobody would but these John Wark fitness videos" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flick Fleck 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "The Ipswich Town front two took Joe Royle''s suggestion to ''clean up in the second half'' a little too literally" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted January 19, 2005 That''s no way to treat Alan Brazil''s lunch box!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 0 Posted January 19, 2005 Mulryne and Brennan debate whether their performance against Villa warranted their immediate transfer to Ipswich Council''s Waste Disposal Unit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flick Fleck 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "The Ipswich ground staff get to work on their new all-weather pitch technology" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flick Fleck 0 Posted January 19, 2005 Bloke on the Left: "Just imagine Joe, if we get to the Premiership, we''ll get Wheely Bins" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "Waddya mean, y ''ate this bloody job. Dorn''t y know ''ow much power we ''ave mate. All we ''aff to do is say ''Beckham''s comin ''t Narrich'' an the ''ol warld staarts reportin it". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted January 19, 2005 Flick Fleck your last one was brilliant: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "I''ll bet you a tenner McVeigh''s in this one" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted January 19, 2005 "There''s a virus in this one!Where shall we send it?The Norfolk&Norwich hospital or the Pinkun website!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MadDan 0 Posted January 20, 2005 Suffolk''s Chaz ''n Dave playing the bins - Lonnie Donegan style (best sung)" Now here''s a little storyTo tell it is a mustAbout an unsung heroThat moves away the dustSome people make a fortuneOthers earn Farque HallMy old man don''t earn muchcos Sheepie''s ''ad it allOh my old man''s a binman He thinks he''s a cockney chapHe swears ''gawd blimey guv''nor'' And he talks a loada cr*pHe looks a proper binnerIn his great big wellie bootsHe''s got such a job to pull em'' onOver them silly pearly suitsOne day whilst off to an away gameThey missed a binner fanThey hadn''t gone but a few yardsWhen he chased after themWhat game d''you think you''re playingHe cried right from the ''artYou''ve missed me, am I too lateNah guv, jump up on the cart Oh my old man''s a binman He thinks he''s a cockney chapHe swears ''gawd blimey guv''nor'' And he talks a loada cr*pThough my old mans a binmanHe''s got an ''art of goldHe went to down to ipswich Though he''s 86 years oldJoe said ''ere hang on dadYou''re getting near your primeMy back four''s nearing your ageSo I hope you''ll wanna sign Oh my old man''s a binman He thinks he''s a cockney chapHe swears ''gawd blimey guv''nor'' And he talks a loada cr*p "RevGreen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 936 Posted January 20, 2005 The Ipswich back room staff preparing the team coach for the next away trip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantley 0 Posted January 20, 2005 I''d say the prize has to go jointly to nolegs and Mad Dan. Nice one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted January 20, 2005 Thanks fool.....no that doesn''t sound right .Fool on the hill thankyou,perhaps a weekly caption please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantley 0 Posted January 20, 2005 "Deloitte & Touche say from now on we have to use this as the team bus" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites