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"Local Buisiness Men"lay seige to Mr. Sheepshanks home in an attempt to get the 95p in the pound owed to them"

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"Waddya mean, y ''ate this bloody job. Dorn''t y know ''ow much power we ''ave mate. All we ''aff to do is say ''Beckham''s comin ''t Narrich'' an the ''ol warld staarts reportin it". 

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"There''s a virus in this one!Where shall we send it?The Norfolk&Norwich hospital or the Pinkun website!!"

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Suffolk''s Chaz ''n Dave playing the bins -

Lonnie Donegan style (best sung)

" Now here''s a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away the dust
Some people make a fortune
Others earn Farque Hall
My old man don''t earn much
cos Sheepie''s ''ad it all


Oh my old man''s a binman
He thinks he''s a cockney chap
He swears ''gawd blimey guv''nor''
And he talks a loada cr*p
He looks a proper binner
In his great big wellie boots
He''s got such a job to pull em'' on
Over them silly pearly suits



One day whilst off to an away game
They missed a binner fan
They hadn''t gone but a few yards
When he chased after them
What game d''you think you''re playing
He cried right from the ''art
You''ve missed me, am I too late
Nah guv, jump up on the cart


Oh my old man''s a binman
He thinks he''s a cockney chap
He swears ''gawd blimey guv''nor''
And he talks a loada cr*p


Though my old mans a binman
He''s got an ''art of gold
He went to down to ipswich
Though he''s 86 years old
Joe said ''ere hang on dad
You''re getting near your prime
My back four''s nearing your age
So I hope you''ll wanna sign


Oh my old man''s a binman
He thinks he''s a cockney chap
He swears ''gawd blimey guv''nor''
And he talks a loada cr*p "

RevGreen

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Thanks fool.....no that doesn''t sound right .Fool on the hill thankyou,perhaps a weekly caption please.

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