Keano went to pay Lambert a little visit before the derby!!!

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Roy Keane went to Colney to pay Lambert a visit before this season''s derby, it''s been revealed!!Apparently

Roy wanted to know just what it was that made lambert''s side tick as he

couldn''t understand why they had been doing so well after just being

promoted. When he asked the question, Lambert replied, "I look for

clever players, Roy, not just in terms of being clever on the field but

off it as well, you get me?"Keane frowned and said he didn''t

really understand, so Lambert told him he''d show him what he meant.

"Wes, just come over here a minute and pay Mr Keane a little visit," he

said. When Hoolahan got over to the two of them, Lambert said, "Wes, I

want to show Roy what I mean about having clever players, so answer

this... Who is your father''s brother''s son''s cousin?""It''s me,

gaffer," Wes replied, and satisfied, Lambert sent him back to train,

before turning to Roy. "See what I mean by clever players?""Ayy, I tink so..." Come

derby day, in the away dressing room prior to the big kick-off, Roy

wanted to see how clever his players were and so asked them all who

their father''s brother''s son''s cousin was, yet all of the Ipswich

players looked blankly at each other. Dejected, Roy asked them to think

about it and to have an answer by half time, because he believed that it

would mean greater success for his side.10 minutes in to the

game, Leadbitter took out Holt. Not wanting to get in to a fight in

which he had no chance of winning, Leadbitter was quick to say sorry and

offer Holt his hand, which he took, before asking, "Grant, can I just

ask you, who is your father''s brother''s son''s cousin?"Holt was quick to reply, "It''s me," before jogging off to get on with the game. At

half-time, with Ipswich trailing and down to 10 men, Keano was fuming

and therefore wanted someone to now answer his question. So once again,

he asked his team who their father''s brother''s son''s cousin was.Now

Leadbitter knew his manager would not be happy if he got the answer

wrong but he knew he was right and wouldn''t tell him that he''d asked

Holt for the answer, so he stood up confidently, cleared his throat,

looked Keane in the eye and said, "Gaffer, my father''s brother''s son''s

cousin is Grant Holt!"If only looks could kill... Keane''s eyes

widened, his skin reddening, a sadistic look on his face. How was it

that Norwich''s players were so much smarter than his own. He now

realised that no matter what he did, his team would never achieve

anything. He eye-balled Leadbitter before snarling, "What, are you

f*****n stupid or something," in his broad Irish accent. "You''re all

bloody thick, the lot of ya!! It''s such a simple question, yet you can''t

work out the answer! Why the f*** am I here, putting up with you lot?!"Leadbitter looked down at the floor, before asking his boss, "So who is my father''s brother''s son''s cousin, Gaffer?"Keane

couldn''t believe he still hadn''t worked it out and had to give them the

answer. These were grown men we were talking about...."Isn''t it obvious," he said. "It''s Wes f****n Hoolahan."

[Alex Moss 2,167]

[quote user="Haaallo Naaail"]Roy Keane went to Colney to pay Lambert a visit before this season''s derby, it''s been revealed!!Apparently

Roy wanted to know just what it was that made lambert''s side tick as he

couldn''t understand why they had been doing so well after just being

promoted. When he asked the question, Lambert replied, "I look for

clever players, Roy, not just in terms of being clever on the field but

off it as well, you get me?"Keane frowned and said he didn''t

really understand, so Lambert told him he''d show him what he meant.

"Wes, just come over here a minute and pay Mr Keane a little visit," he

said. When Hoolahan got over to the two of them, Lambert said, "Wes, I

want to show Roy what I mean about having clever players, so answer

this... Who is your father''s brother''s son''s cousin?""It''s me,

gaffer," Wes replied, and satisfied, Lambert sent him back to train,

before turning to Roy. "See what I mean by clever players?""Ayy, I tink so..." Come

derby day, in the away dressing room prior to the big kick-off, Roy

wanted to see how clever his players were and so asked them all who

their father''s brother''s son''s cousin was, yet all of the Ipswich

players looked blankly at each other. Dejected, Roy asked them to think

about it and to have an answer by half time, because he believed that it

would mean greater success for his side.10 minutes in to the

game, Leadbitter took out Holt. Not wanting to get in to a fight in

which he had no chance of winning, Leadbitter was quick to say sorry and

offer Holt his hand, which he took, before asking, "Grant, can I just

ask you, who is your father''s brother''s son''s cousin?"Holt was quick to reply, "It''s me," before jogging off to get on with the game. At

half-time, with Ipswich trailing and down to 10 men, Keano was fuming

and therefore wanted someone to now answer his question. So once again,

he asked his team who their father''s brother''s son''s cousin was.Now

Leadbitter knew his manager would not be happy if he got the answer

wrong but he knew he was right and wouldn''t tell him that he''d asked

Holt for the answer, so he stood up confidently, cleared his throat,

looked Keane in the eye and said, "Gaffer, my father''s brother''s son''s

cousin is Grant Holt!"If only looks could kill... Keane''s eyes

widened, his skin reddening, a sadistic look on his face. How was it

that Norwich''s players were so much smarter than his own. He now

realised that no matter what he did, his team would never achieve

anything. He eye-balled Leadbitter before snarling, "What, are you

f*****n stupid or something," in his broad Irish accent. "You''re all

bloody thick, the lot of ya!! It''s such a simple question, yet you can''t

work out the answer! Why the f*** am I here, putting up with you lot?!"Leadbitter looked down at the floor, before asking his boss, "So who is my father''s brother''s son''s cousin, Gaffer?"Keane

couldn''t believe he still hadn''t worked it out and had to give them the

answer. These were grown men we were talking about...."Isn''t it obvious," he said. "It''s Wes f****n Hoolahan."[/quote]

Haha!

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Haha, brilliant!

[Graham Humphrey 13]

Very good!

[Bill 1,788]

Alex

I''''m not too sure how much irony there is in you thinking that you needed to repeat the joke (about being thick) in case we didn''t know what you were laughing at

[Alex Moss 2,167]

[quote user="City1st"]Alex

I''''m not too sure how much irony there is in you thinking that you needed to repeat the joke (about being thick) in case we didn''t know what you were laughing at[/quote]

City1st,

Who knows what was being posted inbetween whilst this busted old laptop took it''s usual 5 mins to upload my (small) post... ;)

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[quote user="Haaallo Naaail"]Roy Keane went to Colney to pay Lambert a visit before this season''s derby, it''s been revealed!!Apparently

Roy wanted to know just what it was that made lambert''s side tick as he

couldn''t understand why they had been doing so well after just being

promoted. When he asked the question, Lambert replied, "I look for

clever players, Roy, not just in terms of being clever on the field but

off it as well, you get me?"Keane frowned and said he didn''t

really understand, so Lambert told him he''d show him what he meant.

"Wes, just come over here a minute and pay Mr Keane a little visit," he

said. When Hoolahan got over to the two of them, Lambert said, "Wes, I

want to show Roy what I mean about having clever players, so answer

this... Who is your father''s brother''s son''s cousin?""It''s me,

gaffer," Wes replied, and satisfied, Lambert sent him back to train,

before turning to Roy. "See what I mean by clever players?""Ayy, I tink so..." Come

derby day, in the away dressing room prior to the big kick-off, Roy

wanted to see how clever his players were and so asked them all who

their father''s brother''s son''s cousin was, yet all of the Ipswich

players looked blankly at each other. Dejected, Roy asked them to think

about it and to have an answer by half time, because he believed that it

would mean greater success for his side.10 minutes in to the

game, Leadbitter took out Holt. Not wanting to get in to a fight in

which he had no chance of winning, Leadbitter was quick to say sorry and

offer Holt his hand, which he took, before asking, "Grant, can I just

ask you, who is your father''s brother''s son''s cousin?"Holt was quick to reply, "It''s me," before jogging off to get on with the game. At

half-time, with Ipswich trailing and down to 10 men, Keano was fuming

and therefore wanted someone to now answer his question. So once again,

he asked his team who their father''s brother''s son''s cousin was.Now

Leadbitter knew his manager would not be happy if he got the answer

wrong but he knew he was right and wouldn''t tell him that he''d asked

Holt for the answer, so he stood up confidently, cleared his throat,

looked Keane in the eye and said, "Gaffer, my father''s brother''s son''s

cousin is Grant Holt!"If only looks could kill... Keane''s eyes

widened, his skin reddening, a sadistic look on his face. How was it

that Norwich''s players were so much smarter than his own. He now

realised that no matter what he did, his team would never achieve

anything. He eye-balled Leadbitter before snarling, "What, are you

f*****n stupid or something," in his broad Irish accent. "You''re all

bloody thick, the lot of ya!! It''s such a simple question, yet you can''t

work out the answer! Why the f*** am I here, putting up with you lot?!"Leadbitter looked down at the floor, before asking his boss, "So who is my father''s brother''s son''s cousin, Gaffer?"Keane

couldn''t believe he still hadn''t worked it out and had to give them the

answer. These were grown men we were talking about...."Isn''t it obvious," he said. "It''s Wes f****n Hoolahan."[/quote]Classic Bernard Manning

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Brilliant! I think we should put a disclaimer on here in case any lazy journos run this as a story in the morning. ;)

[Haaallo Naaail 0]

The Sun probably would run this as a back-page story!

[Yellow Rages 0]

The Sun probably would run this as a back-page story!

 

Whilst somehow linking the story to a picture of some slappers norks.

 

 

 

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Fantastic

[norfolkbroadslim 225]

[quote user="Yellow Rages"]

The Sun probably would run this as a back-page story!

 

Whilst somehow linking the story to a picture of some slappers norks.

 

 

 

[/quote]

 

Yeah and they''d use a picture of Chris Martin with the caption "Wes Hoolahan of Norwich City"

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[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"][quote user="Yellow Rages"]

The Sun probably would run this as a back-page story!

 

Whilst somehow linking the story to a picture of some slappers norks.

 

 

 

[/quote]

 

Yeah and they''d use a picture of Chris Martin with the caption "Wes Hoolahan of Norwich City"

[/quote]more like a picture of Leon Barnett "Little Wes Hoolahan here seen scoring for norwich"

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Did wonder where this joke was going half way through reading it, but it was worth it!!

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LMFAO

[chicken 0]

The old ones are always the best!

I first heard this about10-15 years ago. Instead of Norwich and the bucket of slosh down the road it was Arsenal and Man Utd.

And it was Wenger proving the intelligence of European footballers over English ones. Dennis Berkamp instead of Wes and Beckham was Leadbitter and instead of getting help from the opposition he asked Jaap Stam as he is a european as well.

Its interesting to see how the jokes survive and get altered to suit.

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[quote user="chicken"]The old ones are always the best!

I first heard this about10-15 years ago. Instead of Norwich and the bucket of slosh down the road it was Arsenal and Man Utd.

And it was Wenger proving the intelligence of European footballers over English ones. Dennis Berkamp instead of Wes and Beckham was Leadbitter and instead of getting help from the opposition he asked Jaap Stam as he is a european as well.

Its interesting to see how the jokes survive and get altered to suit.[/quote]Well I can''t claim I made it up anymore :( haha! But it was my own narration ;)