norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 I know he had his knockers (ooo, er missus), me included, but Cureton would have scored more in the Championship this season than Jackson or Wilbraham, both even and more than Martin will get this season too. We now have all our eggs in one basket relying on Holt, our only striker who can score. Jackson would fall over in front of an open goal rather than put the ball in the net, Wilbraham couldn''t score in a brothel for ugly people and Chris Martin is back to his Championship best again this season[Y] People were quick to mock Cureton and get on his back, now look where we are with the other strikers (excluding Holt). Yes, we get goals form other areas, but to get into the top 2, you need more goals from your front men than we have got. We either need to get someone in on loan who can at least score or one of the 3 amigos needs to start scoring some goals. Bad mistake Lambert, we should have kept Curo this season, he has the experience and can at least put the ball over the line and actually score a goal. [:@][:@][:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted February 28, 2011 This is a wind up isn''t it ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted February 28, 2011 retard to the highest degree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Go Wash Your Mouth Out Son 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Oh Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie Jamie Curetonis unfortunately past it [:(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow blood 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Cureton, banjo, barndoor...would not make it in the Championship anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 0 Posted February 28, 2011 NURSE HE''S OUT OF BED AGAIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambert is King 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Best you look at his scoring record with us. Going by goal scoring that makes Cody even better, keep going with this sort of thread, we will get Lambert out eventually. As Villa supporters will tell you be careful what you wish for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted February 28, 2011 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! Is it april 1st ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]I know he had his knockers (ooo, er missus), me included, but Cureton would have scored more in the Championship this season than Jackson or Wilbraham, both even and more than Martin will get this season too. We now have all our eggs in one basket relying on Holt, our only striker who can score. Jackson would fall over in front of an open goal rather than put the ball in the net, Wilbraham couldn''t score in a brothel for ugly people and Chris Martin is back to his Championship best again this season[Y] People were quick to mock Cureton and get on his back, now look where we are with the other strikers (excluding Holt). Yes, we get goals form other areas, but to get into the top 2, you need more goals from your front men than we have got. We either need to get someone in on loan who can at least score or one of the 3 amigos needs to start scoring some goals. Bad mistake Lambert, we should have kept Curo this season, he has the experience and can at least put the ball over the line and actually score a goal. [:@][:@][:@] [/quote]You should have saved this for the Friday joke thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted February 28, 2011 "Division two.Shrewsbury TownCureton joined Shrewsbury Town on loan until the end of the 2009/2010 season on 16 February 2010 from Norwich. After a number of starts and a number of unimpressive performances, he was sent back to Norwich prematurely." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted February 28, 2011 Because he''s got double figures in league one means we should of kept him, get a grip. I''m starting to think you only said this to get people talking because i''m sure no-one sane would come up with that point of view. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Young One 0 Posted February 28, 2011 I seem to recall he couldn''t score when he was with us, so can''t see what has changed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted February 28, 2011 because he''s scored a few for Exeter thats why lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete_norw 0 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="Planet X"]I seem to recall he couldn''t score when he was with us, so can''t see what has changed.[/quote]Barn doors come to mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]I know he had his knockers (ooo, er missus), me included, but Cureton would have scored more in the Championship this season than Jackson or Wilbraham, both even and more than Martin will get this season too. [/quote]Cureton would have scored as many as you and I combined in the Championship. A washed up, paceless, one-trick pony who spent most of his time bleating to the EEN because he couldn''t get in the first team without realising it was because he''s sh*t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 Real nameJamie Cureton Age35 (Born 28 Aug, 1975) Height5ft 6in (1.68m) Weight10st 5lb (65.76kg) Place of birthBristol Nationality England Date Signed03 Aug, 2010 FeeFree CareerCLUBFROMTOFEELEAGUEFA CUPLGE CUPOTHER APPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSExeter 03 Aug, 10 Free 20 (7)100 (1)00 (0)05 (0)3Shrewsbury 17 Feb, 10 01 Jun, 10 Loan 10 (2)00 (0)00 (0)00 (0)0Barnsley 27 Nov, 08 11 Jan, 09 Loan 7 (1)20 (0)00 (0)00 (0)0Norwich 29 Jun, 07 03 Aug, 10 Free 42 (27)162 (0)02 (1)22 (0)0Colchester 06 Jun, 06 29 Jun, 07 Free 44 (0)231 (0)10 (1)00 (0)0Colchester 21 Oct, 05 03 Jan, 06 Loan 7 (1)42 (0)30 (0)00 (0)0Swindon 30 Jun, 05 06 Jun, 06 Free 22 (8)70 (0)00 (1)00 (1)0QPR 02 Feb, 04 30 Jun, 05 Signed 20 (23)61 (0)02 (0)10 (0)0Pusan I.cons 05 Jul, 03 02 Feb, 04 Free No appearance data availableReading 21 Aug, 00 05 Jul, 03 £250,000 78 (35)515 (2)24 (1)12 (0)1Bristol R 17 Oct, 96 21 Aug, 00 £200,000 161 (9)6810 (0)27 (1)26 (0)2Bristol R 19 Sep, 96 16 Oct, 96 Loan 6 (0)40 (0)00 (0)00 (0)0Bournemouth 08 Sep, 95 31 May, 96 Loan 0 (5)00 (0)00 (0)00 (1)0Norwich 05 Feb, 93 17 Oct, 96 Trainee 13 (16)60 (2)00 (1)00 (0)0Totals £450,000 430 (134)19721 (5)815 (6)615 (2)6Goals per Game 0.34 0.30 n/a 0.35 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]I know he had his knockers (ooo, er missus), me included, but Cureton would have scored more in the Championship this season than Jackson or Wilbraham, both even and more than Martin will get this season too. [/quote]Cureton would have scored as many as you and I combined in the Championship. A washed up, paceless, one-trick pony who spent most of his time bleating to the EEN because he couldn''t get in the first team without realising it was because he''s sh*t.[/quote] On that basis what are your views on Jackson, Martin and Wilbraham then?[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 28, 2011 On Football Manager 2011 he''s wicked so yes we should definitely sign him back.(Fair play to him for his Reading career stats though). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]I know he had his knockers (ooo, er missus), me included, but Cureton would have scored more in the Championship this season than Jackson or Wilbraham, both even and more than Martin will get this season too. [/quote]Cureton would have scored as many as you and I combined in the Championship. A washed up, paceless, one-trick pony who spent most of his time bleating to the EEN because he couldn''t get in the first team without realising it was because he''s sh*t.[/quote] On that basis what are your views on Jackson, Martin and Wilbraham then?[:^)][/quote]It''s true that they could all be doing better, but I''m pretty confident Cureton would make them look like Pelé. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 Real nameAaron Wilbraham Age31 (Born 21 Oct, 1979) Height6ft 2in (1.88m) Weight11st 3lb (71.2kg) Place of birthKnutsford Nationality England Date Signed01 Jan, 2011 FeeSigned CareerCLUBFROMTOFEELEAGUEFA CUPLGE CUPOTHER APPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSNorwich 01 Jan, 11 Signed 4 (6)01 (0)00 (0)00 (0)0Bradford 01 Mar, 06 07 May, 06 Loan 5 (0)10 (0)00 (0)00 (0)0MK Dons 06 Jul, 05 01 Jan, 10 Free 142 (36)505 (3)05 (2)39 (2)4Oldham 29 Oct, 04 29 Nov, 04 Loan 4 (0)20 (0)00 (0)01 (0)0Hull 09 Jul, 04 06 Jul, 05 £100,000 10 (9)21 (0)00 (0)00 (0)0Moss FK 12 Jul, 00 01 Aug, 00 Loan No appearance data availableStockport 01 Aug, 97 09 Jul, 04 Trainee 118 (54)353 (1)05 (2)12 (0)0Totals £100,000 283 (105)9010 (4)010 (4)412 (2)4Goals per Game 0.23 0 n/a 0.28 Real nameSimeon Jackson Age23 (Born 28 Mar, 1987) Height5ft 5in (1.65m) Weight11st 3lb (71.2kg) Place of birthKingston Nationality Canada Date Signed17 Jul, 2010 Fee£600,000 CareerCLUBFROMTOFEELEAGUEFA CUPLGE CUPOTHER APPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSNorwich 17 Jul, 10 £600,000 14 (13)40 (1)01 (0)00 (0)0Gillingham 31 Jan, 08 17 Oct, 10 Signed 88 (16)386 (0)13 (0)21 (1)1Rushden 01 Aug, 04 31 Jan, 08 65 (23)402 (1)20 (0)02 (0)0Totals £600,000 167 (52)828 (2)34 (0)23 (1)1Goals per Game 0.37 0.3 n/a 0.25 Real nameChris Martin Age22 (Born 04 Nov, 1988) Height5ft 8in (1.73m) Weight11st 4lb (71.66kg) Place of birthNationality England Date Signed01 Jul, 2006 FeeTrainee CareerCLUBFROMTOFEELEAGUEFA CUPLGE CUPOTHER APPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSAPPSGLSLuton 01 Aug, 08 01 Jun, 09 Loan 39 (1)113 (0)02 (0)05 (1)2Norwich 01 Jul, 06 Trainee 73 (24)254 (2)52 (2)23 (0)2Totals £0 112 (25)367 (2)54 (2)28 (1)4Goals per Game 0.26 0.55 n/a 0.44 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"] I know he had his knockers (ooo, er missus), me included, but Cureton would have scored more in the Championship this season than Jackson or Wilbraham, both even and more than Martin will get this season too. [/quote]Cureton would have scored as many as you and I combined in the Championship. A washed up, paceless, one-trick pony who spent most of his time bleating to the EEN because he couldn''t get in the first team without realising it was because he''s sh*t.[/quote] On that basis what are your views on Jackson, Martin and Wilbraham then?[:^)][/quote]It''s true that they could all be doing better, but I''m pretty confident Cureton would make them look like Pelé.[/quote] I can''t see how when they can''t score! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Move Klose 303 Posted February 28, 2011 thanks for them irrelevant stats of how cureton was good in 2000 (yer thats right 11 years ago) when Reading were in the 3rd tier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Young One 0 Posted February 28, 2011 The answer isn''t to bring Cureton back.The answer is we need someone decent up font who can handle themselves, it''s been obvious for weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 28, 2011 Nbs, pour the rest of that bottle down the sink and go to bed. You''re going to have a terrible headache in the morning! [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="lappinitup"]Nbs, pour the rest of that bottle down the sink and go to bed. You''re going to have a terrible headache in the morning! [;)][/quote]He obviously needs taking in hand by the love of a good woman lapps [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="lappinitup"]Nbs, pour the rest of that bottle down the sink and go to bed. You''re going to have a terrible headache in the morning! [;)][/quote] I am not wasting Lucozade, it''s flippin expensive stuff! Wilbraham can''t score, Jackson can''t score and (heaven forbid for me mentioning it) Chris Martin can''t score. Yes, we have got ourselves in a great position and top 6, anyone would have taken that at the start of the season and it''s good that the goals are spread out throughout the team. It''s frustating that when it comes to the crunch we are probably only a decent goal scorer away from automatic promotion - something which we have had the ability to do something about and should have, but it''s looking increasingly like we won''t.Surely it was worth the expenditure on a decent striker, there are no guarantees that we will get as close again next season, or for a few more seasons even. When Cureton couldn''t score for us he got ripped to shreds, but the others (excluding perhaps Wilbraham) seem immune from criticism, and heaven forbid anyone who criticises Martin, they''ll have a lynch mob after them and none of them get it to the extent that Cureton did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gingerpele 0 Posted February 28, 2011 We probably shouldn''t have let Roberts, Fleming, Dublin or Makay retire either.....And the Jarvis brothers, why did we let them go? And as for Ian Henderson, look at the career he has had since, rejected an England call up because he is too good, and refused to sign for Barca as he thought he would embarrass Messi.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="Woman in the Stands WITS"][quote user="lappinitup"]Nbs, pour the rest of that bottle down the sink and go to bed. You''re going to have a terrible headache in the morning! [;)][/quote]He obviously needs taking in hand by the love of a good woman lapps [;)] [/quote]You can take me in hand anytime WITS. [+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 28, 2011 [quote user="Woman in the Stands WITS"][quote user="lappinitup"]Nbs, pour the rest of that bottle down the sink and go to bed. You''re going to have a terrible headache in the morning! [;)][/quote]He obviously needs taking in hand by the love of a good woman lapps [;)][/quote] Do you know one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,088 Posted February 28, 2011 Real nameJamie Cureton Age35 (Born 28 Aug, 1975) Real nameAaron Wilbraham Age31 (Born 21 Oct, 1979) Real nameSimeon Jackson Age23 (Born 28 Mar, 1987) Real nameChris Martin Age22 (Born 04 Nov, 1988) Nuff said? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites