IMPENDING DOOM

[Gingerpele 0]

You know we could still get relegated. And because Lambert hates the team, and is leaving to manage Liverpool at the end of the season, can''t be bothered, and were going to lose the rest of our games 5-0, apart from the Ipswich game, which we will lose 27-0. Hoolahan will miss a further 22 penalties, and Grant Holt will get sent off every game for diving.

Cody Macdonald will then refuse to come back, and as our last hope every Norwich fan find Bryan Gunn in the phone shop, and throws their season ticket at him. All of this because we didn''t sign a couple of average strikers....

OR the slightly more realistic option, we will finish in at least the play-offs. If Lambert finds the right striker we will sign them on loan. Lambert won''t leave in the summer. And we will beat Ipswich 3-0 :D

[Gingerpele 0]

*forgot the administration part...

[Gingerpele 0]

* Which will happen when Lambert takes the whole squad on a 3 day weekend to Vegas, spending millions of pounds on failed gambling and hookers.... (in celebration of the 27-0 loss)

[DOGGER 0]

...............and Surman will get injured again[:D]

[Gingerpele 0]

And of course Whitbread will get injured, and will never play again (until next year)....

[zemas tendon 0]

Chris Martin is lazy, should be replaced by Simeon Jackson, Simeon Jackson not good enough because he missed a chance... Bring back Oli

[???? 0]

yeh and Sonny Rodgers will get a haircut

[In Dubious Battle 0]

The way some posters talk you''d think we either go up this season or never! Even if we miss out on the play-offs it will have been an amazing season, beyond all expectations and we will have a very solid foundation for a promotion push next year. There is a parallel with the Worthington era, he took over a rubbish team turned us around and narrowly failed to take us up via the play-offs, then 2 years later we won the league!

[Gingerpele 0]

[quote user="諾維奇城"]yeh and Sonny Rodgers will get a haircut[/quote]

Nice one? And who exactly are you?

[pete 371]

I agree a fantastic season, results wise although some home performances have left a lot to be desired.  However I do think this will be our best chance of promotion unlikely to be surprise package next season, unless City a surprise package in the Prem.

[Mike 68]

[quote user="Gingerpele"]You know we could still get relegated. And because Lambert hates the team, and is leaving to manage Liverpool at the end of the season, can''t be bothered, and were going to lose the rest of our games 5-0, apart from the Ipswich game, which we will lose 27-0. Hoolahan will miss a further 22 penalties, and Grant Holt will get sent off every game for diving. Cody Macdonald will then refuse to come back, and as our last hope every Norwich fan find Bryan Gunn in the phone shop, and throws their season ticket at him. All of this because we didn''t sign a couple of average strikers.... OR the slightly more realistic option, we will finish in at least the play-offs. If Lambert finds the right striker we will sign them on loan. Lambert won''t leave in the summer. And we will beat Ipswich 3-0 :D[/quote]

And Russell Martin will prove all the boo boys from last season correct & be the worst player EVER (apart from Wilbrahams of course who is really really really really the worstest worse worse player like EVER in the universe EVER!)