Cov Canary 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Im undecided whether i want him or not :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted January 31, 2011 I sell caravans in Dereham. I can confirm that I have had no customers called Eastwood in today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 31, 2011 .............somebody named Jacques Schitt apparently! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0 Posted January 31, 2011 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"].............somebody named Jacques Schitt apparently![/quote]Sauce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyGodWeArePoorToWatch 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Why bother ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted January 31, 2011 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"].............somebody named Jacques Schitt apparently![/quote]Love it ! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted January 31, 2011 Suggest you count your caravans when you open up in the morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 31, 2011 A bit more on the new signing. Sorry about the first name typoYou don''t know Jack Schitt... The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don''t know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence! Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You''ve probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don''t know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted January 31, 2011 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]A bit more on the new signing. Sorry about the first name typoYou don''t know Jack Schitt... The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don''t know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence! Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You''ve probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don''t know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree. [/quote]very very old!!! about as funny as shi te on ya shoe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter106 0 Posted January 31, 2011 I guess we must be signing own goal on loan as it doesnt seem like anything is going to materialise.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Well, I''ve never seen the family tree story before. Made me chuckle lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterCarrow 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Heard it on 5 live, said they had a midfielder, possibly Bennett Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelmsford Canary 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Argghhhh!There could be hundreds of midfielders! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
87canary 0 Posted January 31, 2011 That''d take the P*ss. First they want our Manager, then our transfer targets...Would rather they got Bennett than Lambert though :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Mustard 94 Posted January 31, 2011 Does that mean Chris Eagles is going to Everton? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterCarrow 0 Posted January 31, 2011 They were talking about us and Burnley earlier, Bennett was mentioned. They now said Burnley have signed a midfielder but haven''t said who yet. Looking on the 606 site it could be a Bournemouth player. If we don''t get Bennett tonight we can still sign him on loan with a view to a permanent move. Fingers crossed. x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted January 31, 2011 Not Bennett...Looks like it''s Kyle Bartley - makes sense as Howe moved from Bournemouth....http://www.clarets-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/bartley_fee_agreed_627656/index.shtml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted January 31, 2011 ** MARVIN Bartley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBlue 0 Posted February 1, 2011 PlanetX Wrote:"so when does "Eastwood won''t be signing for you today" become 95% certain.You are obviously someone who doesn''t actually know.Now run along."Right back at ya mate. ''Run along'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted February 1, 2011 The Transfer Window according to Brian Sewell... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
