Howson is now! 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Just for a bit of fun.So over a delightful half time beer this afternoon a few of us got round to the inevitable subject of how fat Jon Parkin is. This in turn led to us trying to name a Fat Man XI. Neville SouthallRight Back? Neil Ruddock Rob Newman Left back? Right Midfield? Jan Molby Andy Reid Adebayo Akinfenwa John Hartson Jon ParkinIt''s pretty tough to think of fat full backs due to the nature of the position. Feel free to name any more (less than svelte) players that could play for Fatty F.C. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeJuge 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Can we make it a squad? You have to have Tomas Brolin and Micky Quinn!Kevin Pressman back up goaly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted January 15, 2011 Yakubu,Gazza..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeJuge 0 Posted January 15, 2011 How about Phil Mulryne? He could have done a shift on that right side in his day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeJuge 0 Posted January 15, 2011 http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/02/article-1280778558474-0A9D1558000005DC-536523_636x478.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howson is now! 0 Posted January 15, 2011 [quote user="LeJuge"]Can we make it a squad? You have to have Tomas Brolin and Micky Quinn!Kevin Pressman back up goaly. [/quote]I thought of Paddy Kenny for back up goaly but Kevin Pressman is a great shout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy cousins 11 Posted January 15, 2011 jan molby has yo be in it somewhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy cousins 11 Posted January 15, 2011 oops he already is , smack own wrist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted January 15, 2011 Grant Holt !!!! :) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted January 15, 2011 Fatty Matty Patty Diego MaradonaPaul Gascoigne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicken 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Paul Merson, McClair (sp) of man u. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morisons Prozac 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Fatty Matty Pattison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drazen Muzinic 1,502 Posted January 15, 2011 After watching him the other week, Andy Reid has clearly found the key to the pie cupboard.Razor Ruddock had to have specially-made shorts at Swindle Town didn''t he?The original salad-dodger for me was "He''s fat, he''s round, he bounces on the ground...Sammy Lee...Sammy Lee!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Depraved 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Micky Quinn. I always thought our own Simon Charlton was a bit ''chunky'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clever Farke 75 Posted January 15, 2011 Fatty Foulkes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbo 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Lee Croft could fill that Right midfield birth, he was always carrying a few extra pounds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted January 15, 2011 [quote user="book end"]Fatty Foulkes![/quote][:D]Quality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youngriles 3 Posted January 15, 2011 Akinfenwa (sp) of gillingham must be the fattest player in the football league, i was so shocked when we played them in the cup! However, seems to be clearing some space for Cody at the moment!Andy Reid is pretty bad too though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wooftie 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Lee Croft surely?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted January 15, 2011 At least this thread shows that being fat isn''t a hindrance to being a good player[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Largey 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Lee Croft has got right midfield.If I was manager I would buy Akinfenwa for comedy purposes...the man is a bulldozer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wooftie 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Don''t know how fat Ronaldo hasn''t got a mention ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grantroederdisaster 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Surely legendary 1920''s Chelsea goalkeeper Fatty Foulkes would have to be the pick for goalie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brendo 0 Posted January 15, 2011 I haven''t heard of lots of these players, they are old. [:(] No offence. [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted January 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UkVZZnrC4E2.04 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howson is now! 0 Posted January 16, 2011 I think even Big Nev trumps Fatty foulkes in the battle of the bulge.http://www.catflapfootball.com/uploads/f30e6f55-56a6-4d4b-b782-13ea64424487.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,708 Posted January 16, 2011 John Hartson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted January 16, 2011 [quote user="CallsignViper"]Just for a bit of fun.So over a delightful half time beer this afternoon a few of us got round to the inevitable subject of how fat Jon Parkin is. This in turn led to us trying to name a Fat Man XI. Neville SouthallRight Back? Neil Ruddock Rob Newman Left back? Right Midfield? Jan Molby Andy Reid Adebayo Akinfenwa John Hartson Jon ParkinIt''s pretty tough to think of fat full backs due to the nature of the position. Feel free to name any more (less than svelte) players that could play for Fatty F.C.[/quote]Surely Lee Croft has to be the right winger.You could have had the guy who looked like Bob Carolgees and scored lots of goals for Coventry & Newcastle, can''t think of his name now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Depraved 0 Posted January 16, 2011 Lee Croft has been mentioned what seems like a million times already lol, and Micky Quinn too has been mentioned :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CDMullins 498 Posted January 16, 2011 [quote user="Wooftie"]Don''t know how fat Ronaldo hasn''t got a mention ![/quote]Ditto, Cant believe he wasnt mentioned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
