Meeky 0 Posted February 2, 2005 We go 0-1 down after Doherty fails to react to a long punt into our box by Alan Stubbs. Fleming tries to head clear but it hits Drury on the back and richochets to Tim Cahill (making a late run from midfield) who blasts past Green for the lead in the 12th minute.26mins - Jonson touches the ball for the first time, running all the way to the halfway line, before passing back to Edworthy, whose ''deep'' cross is caught by Richard ''scum'' Wright.34mins - James Beattie almost connects with a Kevin Kilbane cross but his manboobs need an extra centimetres growth before making contact.41 mins - Darren Huckerby skins Tony ''How Scouse ugly b*****d can you get'' Hibbert for the umpteenth time, but his fizzing cross fails to interest anyone except Ashton who comes achingly close to connecting.45 mins. Half time 1-0 to Everton. Stadium Tannoy announces that Luis Aragones is guest of honour.59 mins - A brilliant equaliser frm the Canaries. Sub Youssef Safri wins the ball in midfield from Thomas Gravesen, sorry I mean Lee Carsley, and gives a ball out to Hucks who skins Hibbert again. His ball to the edge of the box is met by Francis with a low drive. Wright can only parry out to Ashton who finishes from 8 yards out.65 mins - Gary Doherty''s last piece of hair is stolen by Liverpudlian thieves.70 mins - As the clearly distressed Doherty is replaced by Jason Shackell (at last) the stadium announcer gives the Irishman''s age as 57.78 mins - The ineffectual Beattie (£6.3m - pah you can have Ashton for half the price!) is replaced by Big Duncan Ferguson.79 mins - Ferguson is sent off for headbutting everyone.86 mins - Everton almost snatch the win, but dont.92 mins - The Canaries go on a late unexpected foray upfield. Francis turns Carsley and plays a ball out wide to substitute and ex-Toffee Graham Stuart. He turns inside Pistone before unleashing a rasping drive from all of 25 yards into the top corner past the helpless Wright. Goodison Park goes quiet apart from a mad 3000 Canaries fans (and Luis Aragones - the "black man" Francis didn''t score) McKenzie jumps up and down somewhere and Norwich go in to the West Brom game on saturday with great confidence.* Shamefully stolen from another site * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevenageFan 0 Posted February 2, 2005 although stolen still very funny, well done for sharing with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worthy Nigelton<br><br><br><br><br>Evening News Sports Page Headline 8th August 2007:<br><br>Henderson joins Dereham Town. 0 Posted February 2, 2005 LOL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
