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I think it''s great that you budgies can fondly recall so many great names from our glorious history here at Ipswich. It just goes to show what an impact our footballing heritage has made across the border in the poor depressed badlands of Norfolk.

I wish that I could return the favour, but I struggle really to recall anyone at your little club of the same calibre as the names that you have honoured.

If I were to make an extreme effort then of course Drunken Delia springs to mind, then... er, no, sorry - that''s all.

I don''t actually hate you either. Why would I? Pity maybe. No, that''s not fair. I quite admire your attempts to big yourselves up and aspire to the heights achieved by your Suffolk neighbours.

All the very best from over here in Suffolk, and once again, thanks for the memories.

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" aspire to the heights achieved by your Suffolk neighbours"

robbing a charity

cheating the taxman

defrauding your own local traders

stiffing your shareholders

................ but then, by your standards I suppose that kind of behaviour is ''heights''

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[quote user="Meadowlark"]I think it''s great that you budgies can fondly recall so many great names from our glorious history here at Ipswich. It just goes to show what an impact our footballing heritage has made across the border in the poor depressed badlands of Norfolk. I wish that I could return the favour, but I struggle really to recall anyone at your little club of the same calibre as the names that you have honoured. If I were to make an extreme effort then of course Drunken Delia springs to mind, then... er, no, sorry - that''s all. I don''t actually hate you either. Why would I? Pity maybe. No, that''s not fair. I quite admire your attempts to big yourselves up and aspire to the heights achieved by your Suffolk neighbours. All the very best from over here in Suffolk, and once again, thanks for the memories.[/quote]

 

You really believe this "football heritage" stuff don''t you. As for aspiring to the heights you have achieved...hmmm, well if that includes screwing over local businesses then you can keep it.

The "little club" comment just sums you up for what you are...thinking you''re something bigger than you really are because of a little success 30 years ago.

Roll on Nov 28th.

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The Cobbold Stand

Fabien Wilnis

The Suffolk Police escorting us to P.Road

That shit pub opposite the train station

The fact that whenever I have a training course for my job, I have to go there.

Andy ''Judas''Marshall

That other Italian Goalkeeper

Danny Haynes

Their shit fans

The colour blue

W**kers

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1.       Roy Keane

 

2.       Eric Gates

3.      Paul Mariner

4.      Alan Brazil(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yixzJgWNBd8)

5.      Terry Butcher

6.      John Wark

7.      George Burley

8.      David Sheepshanks

9.      The Police Escort from Ipswich Railway Station

10.  None of them are actually from Ipswich they just commute there on the weekend from London

11.  The Drum & Monkey Public House.

12.  Rob Chandler

13.  Ripping off charity

14.  Sending local businesses under to save themselves

15.  Cheating the taxpayer out of hard earned money

16.  Hand ball goals and other acts of cheating

17.  Kevin Lisbie

18.  Fabian Wilnis

19.  Andy Marshall

20.  Bryan Hamilton

21.  Marcus Evans (we all know where you live)

22.  Having Leeds United syndrome (Achieving nothing for years but still believing you are a big club)

23.  Mick Stockwell

24.  Struggling to fill the ground for a derby

25.  Trying to be a city and failing

26.  Danny Haynes

27. Vandalising the city centre when the come for the derby

28. The place is a hole with nothing to do there.

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Their fans are a joke too..  Poorman Rd must be one of the quietest

grounds in the country - even in their heyday Bobby Robson called them

zombies as they were so quiet and just sat there. Apparently they were

cheering Barnsley last weekend too - classy!The only reason that they manage to just about sell out for the derby is that there are 1000''s of city fans in the home ends..fickle and shite, the old blue and white

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Even their own manager doesn''t like the rustic riff raff that follow the club.

It maybe that many managers have disagreements with the clubs fans but it comes to something when they express it openly.

Keane may be wondering why, after captaining a club the sie of Man Utd, he is now stuck in a rural backwater, in the ars$ end of nowhere, trying to manage some grubby little club with a dwindling fan base stuck in the 1970''s.

Falling gates, falling income, players having to be sold with 16 out of contract, along with himself, in June it maybe that at some point he will think that he doesn''t need to be at poorman road with all it''s failings.

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Meadlowlark is the main reason why i hate binners so much!..............Up his own A*se the smug T*AT!...........until the 28th that is[:D]

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[quote user="Wings of a sparrow"]Personally speaking - for events that unfolded at the rear of the Barclay, Boxing Day 1977[/quote]I''m too young to know that, I was only a little nipper. What happened?

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[quote user="First Wazzock"]

[quote user="NCFC4LIFE"]1

1. Their Pony Crest[/quote]

Pony Crest?

It''s a donkey trying to burst a football.

[/quote][IMG]http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/barclayendchoir/SCUMBADGE.png[/IMG]

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The way the corrupt David Sheepshanks abused is position at the Football League to sweep under the carpet the pitch invasion at Portman Rd after the ''Gunn mis-kick'' that resulted in our players being assualted at the final whistle by their scum fans.

Those c***s should have been fined,docked points and made to play 3 matches behind closed doors after that disgrace!

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This thread is so funny.

 

it just shows your INCREDIBLE obsession re IPSWICH TOWN. Incredible hatred

! That Ipswich Town you hate with a passion. Bloody hate ! And we f****n'' LOVE

IT !!! Absolutely love it ! 100 reasons to hate Ipswich ! Dear me ! I''d be struggling to find 5

reasons to hate you lot. What can we hate you for ? We just pity you lot !

INFERIORITY COMPLEX - that''s your main problem our lovely neighbours ! You

are f****n'' nothing club from the middle of nothingness. Simple as that.

Even country comedians take piss out of you lot ! little Norfolk full of

complexes !

You are just NOISY NEIGHBOURS. Very noisy particularly online.
 

Yes we have won UEFA Cup and FA Cup. Yes long time ago but at least it has

made our club better known than yours. Yes our legends are Mariner, Mills,

Muehren, Thijssen.....  what about yours??? Let me guess...... erm..... Huckerby

? LMFAO ! Has he got a statue?

 

Special member of this forum is City1st....... actually grubby little City

1st. Can he survive without using ''grubby little'' words?

 

As I''ve said this thread is funny. Just like seeing Norwich fans relieved

on every derby day. Relieved as coppers are looking after you lot.

 

Coppers. Your lovely coppers. How would you cope without them on derby

days? 

 
Every time you visit Portman Road you are relieved with large coppers''

presence. Remember April 2009 ?  ''They are spitting on us blah blah blah, 

coins, bottles '' .... ha ha ha ha !!!! Your dear coppers had to listen things

like that. You lot were just a bunch of whinging girls. Not very noisy towards

Ipswich fans. Wonder why !  

There is a difference when we visit your smelling place as I CAN WALK

AROUND YOUR GROUND IN IPSWICH COLOURS. I can walk and giggle as none of you lot

have a courage to say something against me or other Town fans. Somehow (grubby

little) City 1st is quiet like a shaking mouse. Any chance for change from you

grubby little budgie come Sunday?  Don''t bother about coppers just have a

courage to be as noisy as you''re here.....

 

Can your place be INTIMIDATING on Sunday? PLEEEEEEEASE !!!! I want to

be frightened, I want to feel your anti-Ipswich hatred as it''s always funny when

we visit Carrow Road. A bunch of screaming Barclay kids are amusing.... as

is that massively fat ba$tard who always leaves lower Barclay last.

 

Make your place intimidating ! Just for once please ! Do us a favour grubby

little Norwich City

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Oh dear Doeman

Inferiorirty...no. We''re quite happy about where we come from. You lot pretend to be Londoners cos, well its sahnds good innit.

Legends...Murhen was useful, I''ll give you that, but the rest of them...oh dear.

So you think throwing coins etc at kids (as I witnessed on our last visit to your grubby little hovel) is ok do you...sums you lot up really.

Your post sums you lot up..."look at us and how hard we are".

Why shouldn''t you be able to walk around our fine City in your colours...why shouldn''t we be able to walk around your greasy little sh**hole in ours?

Get over yourself fella...realise what everyone thinks about you binners...delusions of grandure.

Personally I hope we spank your lot this weekend just because of the general attitude of your fans.

Rant over.

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[quote user="morty"]Cock.[/quote]

Precise and to the point[Y]

Bit ironic that someone would sign up,at midnight,to an oppo''s forum,to moan about them being obsessed[:S]

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[quote user="Harry"][quote user="First Wazzock"]

[quote user="NCFC4LIFE"]1

1. Their Pony Crest

[/quote]

Pony Crest?

It''s a donkey trying to burst a football.

[/quote]

[IMG]http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/barclayendchoir/SCUMBADGE.png[/IMG]
[/quote]

Love it.

Great stuff Harry.

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Doeman,

Quote "There is a difference when we visit your smelling place as I CAN WALK AROUND YOUR GROUND IN IPSWICH COLOURS."

Yes you can it''s called being civilised but you won''t be aquainted with that word would you son LOL! Anyway can I suggest you pop into Rocco''s on Prince Of wales Road before the game just to show there are no hard feelings, you''re sure of a warm welcome!

And remember not to cheers the away team like you did at home to Barnsley and to all those section sixers (I bet you''re one aren''t you doey)...rah rah rah.......

Toodle pip!

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[quote user="Herman "]

[quote user="morty"]Cock.[/quote]

Precise and to the point[Y]

Bit ironic that someone would sign up,at midnight,to an oppo''s forum,to moan about them being obsessed[:S]

[/quote]

Had to wait until Daddy had fallen asleeep before sneaking onto his PC

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