Mister Chops 7 Posted October 23, 2010 http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/lambert_i_can_t_pluck_money_out_of_thin_air_1_704172I''m sorry, Lambert, but this isn''t that difficult to do. Paul Daniels spent much of the early 1980s on the BBC where every week he''d pull a string of handkerchiefs out of an old lady''s ear, and then find a magical bundle of tenners in a top hat. If Paul Daniels can do it and you can''t, maybe we should look at bringing him into the club as financial advisor. He''s been knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing now so would probably be available, and the lovely Debbie McGee could fluff the players up at half time.McNally - get on the phone now before Delia and Lambert make this club a laughing stock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morisons Prozac 0 Posted October 23, 2010 This isn''t funny. [8-)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted October 23, 2010 [quote user="Croft Number 1 Fan"]This isn''t funny. [8-)][/quote]Quite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted October 23, 2010 [quote user="Crofts Number 1 Fan"]This isn''t funny. [8-)][/quote]Not only is it not funny it''s pointless as well. What is it supposed to be about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twitchy 0 Posted October 23, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/lambert_i_can_t_pluck_money_out_of_thin_air_1_704172I''m sorry, Lambert, but this isn''t that difficult to do. Paul Daniels spent much of the early 1980s on the BBC where every week he''d pull a string of handkerchiefs out of an old lady''s ear, and then find a magical bundle of tenners in a top hat. If Paul Daniels can do it and you can''t, maybe we should look at bringing him into the club as financial advisor. He''s been knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing now so would probably be available, and the lovely Debbie McGee could fluff the players up at half time.McNally - get on the phone now before Delia and Lambert make this club a laughing stock.[/quote]What are you high? Sad effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted October 23, 2010 Speaking personally, I could not turn five fishes and two loaves of bread into enough food to feed five thousand. Please don''t judge Paul Lambert as if he is anything other than a very good Scottish football manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted October 23, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/lambert_i_can_t_pluck_money_out_of_thin_air_1_704172I''m sorry, Lambert, but this isn''t that difficult to do. Paul Daniels spent much of the early 1980s on the BBC where every week he''d pull a string of handkerchiefs out of an old lady''s ear, and then find a magical bundle of tenners in a top hat. If Paul Daniels can do it and you can''t, maybe we should look at bringing him into the club as financial advisor. He''s been knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing now so would probably be available, and the lovely Debbie McGee could fluff the players up at half time.McNally - get on the phone now before Delia and Lambert make this club a laughing stock.[/quote]I loved it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heresyourfathersgun 0 Posted October 23, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"]http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/lambert_i_can_t_pluck_money_out_of_thin_air_1_704172I''m sorry, Lambert, but this isn''t that difficult to do. Paul Daniels spent much of the early 1980s on the BBC where every week he''d pull a string of handkerchiefs out of an old lady''s ear, and then find a magical bundle of tenners in a top hat. If Paul Daniels can do it and you can''t, maybe we should look at bringing him into the club as financial advisor. He''s been knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing now so would probably be available, and the lovely Debbie McGee could fluff the players up at half time.McNally - get on the phone now before Delia and Lambert make this club a laughing stock.[/quote]When the seagull follows the trawler it is because it hopes sardines will be thrown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted October 24, 2010 [quote user="Heresyourfathersgun"][quote user="Mister Chops"]http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/lambert_i_can_t_pluck_money_out_of_thin_air_1_704172I''m sorry, Lambert, but this isn''t that difficult to do. Paul Daniels spent much of the early 1980s on the BBC where every week he''d pull a string of handkerchiefs out of an old lady''s ear, and then find a magical bundle of tenners in a top hat. If Paul Daniels can do it and you can''t, maybe we should look at bringing him into the club as financial advisor. He''s been knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing now so would probably be available, and the lovely Debbie McGee could fluff the players up at half time.McNally - get on the phone now before Delia and Lambert make this club a laughing stock.[/quote]When the seagull follows the trawler it is because it hopes sardines will be thrown[/quote]Where is Eric Cantona when you need him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 24, 2010 Wow, tough crowd. And, to be fair, a pretty crap thread. [:$]It was the Archant headline that irritated me. "Lambert- I can''t pull money out of thin air." Like, no f*cking sh*t. I expect we''ll end up with "Ruddy - I can''t walk on water," "Hoolahan - I can''t cure lepers by touching them" and "Holt - I don''t go to the gym much." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 24, 2010 [quote user="Ed Miliband"]Speaking personally, I could not turn five fishes and two loaves of bread into enough food to feed five thousand. Please don''t judge Paul Lambert as if he is anything other than a very good Scottish football manager. [/quote]Don''t do yourself down, Ed. You did turn nineteen turnips into a shadow cabinet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted October 24, 2010 [quote user="First Wazzock"][quote user="Heresyourfathersgun"] [quote user="Mister Chops"]http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/lambert_i_can_t_pluck_money_out_of_thin_air_1_704172I''m sorry, Lambert, but this isn''t that difficult to do. Paul Daniels spent much of the early 1980s on the BBC where every week he''d pull a string of handkerchiefs out of an old lady''s ear, and then find a magical bundle of tenners in a top hat. If Paul Daniels can do it and you can''t, maybe we should look at bringing him into the club as financial advisor. He''s been knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing now so would probably be available, and the lovely Debbie McGee could fluff the players up at half time.McNally - get on the phone now before Delia and Lambert make this club a laughing stock.[/quote]When the seagull follows the trawler it is because it hopes sardines will be thrown[/quote]Where is Eric Cantona when you need him?[/quote]Eric now dresses and performs as Tommy Cooper - and is on the retirement home circuit, entertaining the elderly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,085 Posted October 24, 2010 Don''t worry about the tough crowd Mr C. It made me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted October 24, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Ed Miliband"]Speaking personally, I could not turn five fishes and two loaves of bread into enough food to feed five thousand. Please don''t judge Paul Lambert as if he is anything other than a very good Scottish football manager. [/quote]Don''t do yourself down, Ed. You did turn nineteen turnips into a shadow cabinet.[/quote][:D][img]http://services.pinkun.com/FORUMS/PINKUN/CS/emoticons/emotion-21.gif[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted October 24, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Ed Miliband"]Speaking personally, I could not turn five fishes and two loaves of bread into enough food to feed five thousand. Please don''t judge Paul Lambert as if he is anything other than a very good Scottish football manager. [/quote]Don''t do yourself down, Ed. You did turn nineteen turnips into a shadow cabinet.[/quote]High quality......10/10 [*] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twitchy 0 Posted October 24, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Ed Miliband"]Speaking personally, I could not turn five fishes and two loaves of bread into enough food to feed five thousand. Please don''t judge Paul Lambert as if he is anything other than a very good Scottish football manager. [/quote]Don''t do yourself down, Ed. You did turn nineteen turnips into a shadow cabinet.[/quote]Lol Much better Chops, brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary 1 Posted October 25, 2010 We all know money is very tight and NCFC has large debts, but we now have a good manager and MD.Lets hope niether of them leave because of lack on money for transfers!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites