' Official ' confirmation that Lee Croft's nickname really is Trigger.....

[......and Smith must score. 1,332]

Anyone listen to '' The Scrimmage '' tonight ?One of the questions asked was which footballer made the panel laugh. Darren Huckerby was a guest tonight and immediately he said his good mate, Lee Croft.Among the instances Hucks remembered was Croft thinking he could safely use twenty plastic bags as a parachute and another time saying in all seriousness that he''d once seen a horse in the back of a Range Rover.The panel found all this most hilarious especially when Hucks knew that Croft really must be stupid if another footballer thought he was too.Case closed.

[Twitchy 0]

Jason Mcateer must be crapping himself,.........how about bringing back celebrity death match.

[The Fish Seller 0]

Ludicrous!! It would need at least forty plastic bags to take that much weight.

[Ivana_rubyatitz 6]

[quote user="......and Smith must score."]Croft thinking he could safely use twenty plastic bags as a parachute [/quote]I should think Lee Croft should avoid parachuting with anything. The results of such a jump by that lard arse would be akin to the crater left if a meteor struck the earth and could wipe out nations.

[Bradwell Yellow 0]

Wish i tuned in to that now!

[cityislife 0]

JUST GOT SENT OFF......HAHAHAHAHA, he was a sub aswell..

[Col Canary 0]

[quote user="cityislife"]JUST GOT SENT OFF......HAHAHAHAHA, he was a sub aswell..[/quote]I was at the ColU v Hudds game. Lee Croft came on after 50 mins and looks very overweight. He''s certainly gone backwards since I last saw him in a City shirt. He got a booking for a silly handball near the centre spot and then 10 mins later hacked down a ColU player just outside the box. It was a definite 2nd yellow. He then argued with the ref before making the slowest exit from the field I''ve ever seen (Hudds were 3-0 up). The ref even had to warn him to get off quicker. Very funny and the only moment that cheered up the poor ColU fans.