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"Ave it !!!" consequences maybe ?

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Imagine the scene at grounds all around the country when Bentley does one of his high-wide-and-handsome shots ?

        ...........................   "AVE IT !  ..................."

Should make him keener to be on target and spare his blushes ?: 

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[quote]Imagine the scene at grounds all around the country when Bentley does one of his high-wide-and-handsome shots ? ........................... "AVE IT ! ..................." Should mak...[/quote]

Peter Kay is a god! If he was a forward he would be Henry! So lets hope Bentley can now pull his finger out and perform as he know she can and stop being a big time charlie!

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Would make a superb punchline for a song - any songsmiths out there come up with something in time for Sat?

OTBC

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Here''s a little diddy for you... sung to the tune "don''t worry be happy"

I don''t wanna play around...
Cos Nigey sent me from the ground...
I let him "AVE-IT"

do dah do.. do dah do.......

I let him "AVE-IT"

do dah do.. do dah do.......

cos when i kicked it I made some trouble...
stormed off the ground and made it double...
I let him "AVE-IT"

do dah do.. do dah do.......

I let him "AVE-IT"

do dah do.. do dah do.......

just a thought... it''s got a nice ring to it I think...



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i think u boys are being a bit harsh on the lad! At the end of the day it was only a bit of fun, think it was just a case of worthy showing him who the boss is. Just hope that is over (?) discipline will not cause a problem within the squad, especially as he has lost iwan and malky to staedy the ship

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Or this version... for opposition players/supporters...

He aint here to fool around...
Bentley Boy is safe and sound...

He''ll let "AVE-IT"

do dah do, do dah do, do dah do

He''ll let "AVE-IT"

do dah do, do dah do, do dah do

He''s On the Ball and goin up!
It''s time for us to win the cup...

We''ll let "AVE-IT"

do dah do, do dah do, do dah do

We''ll let "AVE-IT"

do dah do, do dah do, do dah do

Well there''s another version... just another thought... But I guess this one can only be sung when he''s done something worthwhile... ummmmmmm..... point!

Any more ballads out there bards and bardettes!!

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Ohhh.... come on Notts... It''s all in fun really... The guys got a trade mark!

Don''t tell me you think he''s not lovin all the attention he''s gettin!! I for one, hope he has the best game of his life on saturday... honestly... but you gotta admit... 25,000 fans singing songs with his trade mark "AVE-IT" in them.... like master card.... priceless....

25,0000... well perhaps that many at home... I only wish I could be there to hear them...

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Fair play then, he should b pleased because even he if he is shit for the rest of the season he will always be remembered!!

What have been great to c worthy''s face!!!

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i can just get this picture of bently on the half way line 98 minutes with the ball slightly bouncing near his waist height. He lets it drop and shouts out "AVE IT!!!" as he smacks the ball goal-wards, Kiely comes out laughing to catch the bounce, slightly misjudges it and the ball bounces over his head and into the empty net!

That would shut up nigel wouldnt it???????

And Nigel says ave it on the interview! (i mena it is norwich''s first win! )

 

And then all 25,000 like said above sing some kind of song with "ave it" in''it.

Come on people, lets make a chant!

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If you want a song/chant you have to keep it simple. So to the tune of go west.

Ave it, Ave it Benterley,

Ave it, Ave it Benterley,

Ave it, Ave it Benterley,

Ave it, Ave it Benterley.

Cr@p I know but it may just work.

 

 

 

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I am such a Peter Kay fan, I find it quite funny! I think it was an overeaction on Worthy''s part and should perhaps get a sense of humour! I know discipline is needed, but they also need to get on together and have a laugh. Maybe I am looking at it from the wrong angle, who knows!!

Lets hope it didn''t cost us the 2 points last week????

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