ollie 0 Posted November 11, 2004 you have then....... well thats the slogan the guardian has used to attract wanabe-fantasy football managers so as you''ve log onto this topic...what does delia do for you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Normann Canary 0 Posted November 12, 2004 I''ve never had a fantasy about being Delia, in fact I "rarely" fantasise about being a woman But let me tell you all this.......(hello Worthy Nigelton, like the dots )...........IF I WAS TO FANTASISE ABOUT BEING A GIRL(again), I WOULD SURE A H*LL WANT TO BE A SUPERMODEL Is that wrong people? I ask you.....???????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted November 12, 2004 Should I say: "She makes my cake rise?"I won''t...DAMMIT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ollie 0 Posted November 12, 2004 sorry bit of a miss-spelling ...fantasied.....must be because delia is getting to me that much! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Normann Canary 0 Posted November 12, 2004 Hey Ollie... didn''t she warn you not to eat her "special" cake before bed time Hate to be the one to ask... but do you mean "Fantasized"... As in some people and I''m not saying you in particualr, may have at some stage in their lives... "fantasized" about our Delia?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 12, 2004 [quote]you have then....... well thats the slogan the guardian has used to attract wanabe-fantasy football managers so as you''ve log onto this topic...what does delia do for you![/quote] Ollie: Now the old wiz''s a weird fellow, just ask Mrs wiz!, but yes, I have often had dubious thoughts about Deals. Dressed head to toe, in skin tight red leather and thigh boots (so the blood doesn''t show!, a la Mord Sith style, just ask Templeton!) and brandishing her ''agiel'' (a magic pain stick) she use''s it on Doomcaster and Co, to extract more money out of them for Nigel in January. Told you I was weird. And thats just the clean version I could use, to put on these boards!!. But like all fantasies I''m afraid, it rarely comes true. Now were''s that bucket of cold water?. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevenageFan 0 Posted November 12, 2004 often dreamt of her handling meat and 2 veg. Strcitly in the roast chicken on a Sunday sense of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Normann Canary 0 Posted November 12, 2004 Now..now..settle lads...I know wiz cant use his all powerful, mystical and terribly devilish magic powers against the board, but if we keep on like this, we''ll have Delia''s hired goons down on us (and I''ve heard that she just recruited in chelsea)I for one am not planning on becoming her next pot roast!! Although she''d have to have a bl**dy big pot to fit me in Needless to say... I''d do it again!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites