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[quote user="morty"]She was in the pub on Saturday.

Or am I missing a joke here lol?
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I heard you had her locked in your cellar Morty and is a slave to your desires.[;)]

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[quote user="morty"]She was in the pub on Saturday.Or am I missing a joke here lol?[/quote]

I heard you had her locked in your cellar Morty and is a slave to your desires.[;)]

[/quote]Its a dungeon mate, and I just had a peek, and she''s not in there.[;)]

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="TIL 1010"]

[quote user="morty"]She was in the pub on Saturday.

Or am I missing a joke here lol?
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I heard you had her locked in your cellar Morty and is a slave to your desires.[;)]

[/quote]

Its a dungeon mate, and I just had a peek, and she''s not in there.

[;)]
[/quote]

Maybe she''s found a man???  Or a woman???  Maybe Nana could do the same?

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[quote user="Barclay hero"][quote user="morty"][quote user="TIL 1010"]

[quote user="morty"]She was in the pub on Saturday.

Or am I missing a joke here lol?
[/quote]

I heard you had her locked in your cellar Morty and is a slave to your desires.[;)]

[/quote]

Its a dungeon mate, and I just had a peek, and she''s not in there.

[;)]
[/quote]

Maybe she''s found a man???  Or a woman???  Maybe Nana could do the same?

[/quote]

We introduced them to eachother....

Was that the plan[:^)]

 

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All I am allowed to say here is that I received a very special gift from her on Saturday so I can confirm she is still alive.

 

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Well, I had my picture taken with her at half-time on Saturday and I can categorically confirm that she is alive, well and not afraid of Nanas or any other kind of fruit!

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I bought her a pint in the Nelson and she seemed fine then! Having said that, it was Fosters, so anything could have happened....

 

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[quote user="Beauseant"]

I bought her a pint in the Nelson and she seemed fine then! Having said that, it was Fosters, so anything could have happened....

 

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My fault, we were introduced on Saturday, our eyes met, I kissed her hand.

She hasn''t been seen since!(I have had that effect on women for years)

Mind you she was standing next to Lapp and you know how jealous dogs can be[:P]

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"All I am allowed to say here is that I received a very special gift from her on Saturday so I can confirm she is still alive."

A Capital Canaries oyster card holder? That ''ol romantic! She certain knows the way to a man''s heart... ;)

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[quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Beauseant"]

I bought her a pint in the Nelson and she seemed fine then! Having said that, it was Fosters, so anything could have happened....

 

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My fault, we were introduced on Saturday, our eyes met, I kissed her hand.

She hasn''t been seen since!(I have had that effect on women for years)

Mind you she was standing next to Lapp and you know how jealous dogs can be[:P]

[/quote]

 

You didn''t try the Chinese takeaway line on her as well, did you?[;)]

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[quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Beauseant"]

I bought her a pint in the Nelson and she seemed fine then! Having said that, it was Fosters, so anything could have happened....

 

[/quote]

My fault, we were introduced on Saturday, our eyes met, I kissed her hand.

She hasn''t been seen since!(I have had that effect on women for years)

Mind you she was standing next to Lapp and you know how jealous dogs can be[:P]

[/quote]

Something of a butterfly, is she?

You didn''t try the Chinese takeaway line on her as well, did you?[;)]

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[quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Beauseant"]

I bought her a pint in the Nelson and she seemed fine then! Having said that, it was Fosters, so anything could have happened....

 

[/quote]

My fault, we were introduced on Saturday, our eyes met, I kissed her hand.

She hasn''t been seen since!(I have had that effect on women for years)

Mind you she was standing next to Lapp and you know how jealous dogs can be[:P]

[/quote]

Something of a butterfly, is she?

You didn''t try the Chinese takeaway line on her as well, did you?[;)]

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Seen her good self at Gretna Green not too long ago, made her excuses and left, the best I got was a nod and a wink.........it was like, Twitchy who?

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[quote user="Beauseant"]

I bought her a pint in the Nelson and she seemed fine then! Having said that, it was Fosters, so anything could have happened....

 

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Lucky it wasn`t stella- she`d have punched your lights out....[:)]

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