Friday is here again

[The Butler 0]

A teenage boy had  just passed his driving test and inquired of his
 father as  to when they could discuss his use of the car.
 
 His father said he''d  make a deal with his son:  ''You bring your
 grades up from a C to  a B average, study your bible a little, and get
 your hair cut.  Then we''ll talk about the car.
 
 The boy thought about  that for a moment, decided he''d settle for the
 offer, and they agreed  on it.
 
 After about  six weeks his father said, ''Son, you''ve brought your
 grades up  and I''ve observed that you have been studying your Bible,
 but I''m  disappointed you haven''t had your hair cut.
 
 The boy said, ''You  know, Dad, I''ve been thinking about that, and I''ve
 noticed in my  studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John
 the Baptist  had long hair, Moses had long hair ... and there''s even
 strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.
 
 
 To this his father  replied, ''Did you also notice they walked
 everywhere they went?''

Its all about the Irish again ??!(sorry Mr Chops)
 
                                     
 
 

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.

Thestewardess asked the Muslim if he''d like a drink.

He replied in disgust ''I''d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor
touch my lips!''

Paddy handed his drink back & said ''Me too, I didn''t know we had a

choice!''

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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks ''How many people are
flying with you?''

Paddy replies ''I don''t know! Its your  ******** plane!!''

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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies
on the bed spread-eagled & says ''You know what I want don''t you?''

''Yeah,'' says Paddy. ''The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!''

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Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not
servicing the electric chair. He said that – ‘In his professional opinion it was a
death trap’!

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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath
beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the head to which point
Paddy said ''I don''t think that''s her, she wasn''t that tall!''
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Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour''s dog is barking like mad
in the garden. Paddy says ''To hell with this!'' & storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks ''What did you do?''
Paddy replies ''I''ve put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!''
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.

''BeJeysus!'' he said, ''I didn''t even know they had mobile phones!''

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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say

''Crikey!There''s a bloke here who was 152!''

Paddy says ''What''s his name?''

Mick replies ''Miles from London !''
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AND THE BEST FOR LAST

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of
amazing sex Paddy says
''I wonder how the girls are getting on''

[First Wazzock 902]

LITTLE  RALPHY ON MATHS
 A  teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds  sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,  how many will be left?''
 She  calls on little Ralphy. 
 He  replies, ''None, they will all fly away with the  first gunshot.'' 
 The  teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I  like your thinking.''
 Then  little RALPHY says, ''I have a question for  YOU.
 There  are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice  cream:
 One  is delicately licking the sides of the triple  scoop of ice cream.
 The  second is gobbling down the top and sucking the  cone.
 The  third is biting off the top of the ice  cream.
 Which  one is married?''
 The  teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ''Well,  I suppose the one that''s gobbled down the top  and sucked the cone.''
 To  which Little RALPHY replied, ''The correct answer  is ''the one with the wedding ring on,'' but I  like your thinking.''
 

 LITTLE  RALPHY ON MATHS (Part  2)
 

 Little  RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F  in arithmetic.
 ''Why?''  asks the father?
 ''The  teacher asked ''How much is 2x3,'''' I said ''6'',  replies RALPHY.
 ''But  that''s right!'' says his dad.
 ''Yeah,  but then she asked me ''How much is  3x2?''''
 ''What''s  the f...... difference?'' asks the  father.
 ''That''s  what I said!''
 

 
 LITTLE  RALPHY ON ENGLISH
 

 Little  RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says,  ''Today we are going to learn multi-syllable  words, class. Does anybody have an example of a  multi-syllable word?''
 RALPHY  says ''Mas-tur-bate.''
 Miss  Rogers smiles and says, ''Wow, little RALPHY,  that''s a mouthful.''
 Little  RALPHY says, ''No, Miss Rogers, you''re thinking  of a blowjob.''
 

 
 LITTLE  RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
 

 Little  RALPHY was sitting in class one  day.
 All  of a sudden, he needed to go to the  toilet.
 He  yelled out, ''Miss Jones, I need to take a  p*ss!!''
 The  teacher replied, ''Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the  proper word to use in this  situation.
 The  correct word you want to use is  ''urinate.''
 Please  use the word ''ur-i-nate'' in a sentence  correctly, and I will allow you to  go.''
 Little  RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, ''You''re  an eight, but if
 you  had bigger t*ts, you''d be a  TEN!''
 

 
 LITTLE  RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part  2)
 

 One  day, during lessons on proper grammar, the  teacher asked for a show of hands from those who  could use the word ''beautiful'' in the same  sentence twice.
 First,  she called on little Suzie, who responded with,  ''My father bought my mother a beautiful dress  and she looked beautiful in  it.''
 ''Very  good, Suzie,'' replied the teacher. She then  called on little Michael.
 ''My  mummy  planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out  beautifully.''
 She  said, ''Excellent, Michael!'' Then the teacher  reluctantly called on little  RALPHY.
 ''Last  night at the dinner table, my sister told my  father that she was pregnant, and he said  ''Beautiful, just f.......  beautiful!''''
 

 LITTLE  RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
 

 Little  RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on  one candy bar after another.
 After  the 6th one a man on the bench across from him  said, ''Son, you know eating all that candy isn''t  good for you. It will give you acne, rot your  teeth, and make you fat.''
 Little  RALPHY replied, ''My grandfather lived to be 107  years old..''
 The  man asked, ''Did your grandfather eat 6 candy  bars at a time?''
 Little  RALPHY answered, ''No, he minded his own f.......  business.

[First Wazzock 902]

A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud
    pounding on  the door. The  husband reluctantly gets up and goes to
    the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
    asking for a push.
 
          "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
 
          He slams the door and returns to bed.
 
          "Who was that?" asked his wife..
 
          "Just some drunk asking for a push," he answers.
 
          "Did you help him?" she asks.
 
          "No, I didnt, it is 3:00 in the morning  and it''s pouring
    with rain out there!"
 
          "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can''t you
    remember about six months ago when we broke down and were
    stranded, and those two guys helped us get home? I think you should help
    him, and you should be ashamed of yourself"
 
          The man does as he is told,  gets dressed, puts on his hat
    and raincoat and goes out into the pounding wind and rain.
 
          He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there mate?"
 
          "Yes," comes back the answer.
 
          "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
 
          "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
 
          "Where are you?" asks the husband.
 
          "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

[First Wazzock 902]

Wonderful English from A round the World

In a  Bangkok  temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge ,  Norway  :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctors office,  Rome  :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a  Nairobi  restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .

Tokyo  hotel''s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel , Yugoslavia :
THE FLATENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID..

Hotel , Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a  Moscow  hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany ''s  Black Forest  :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR  BLACK  FOREST  CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE..

Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides,  Thailand  :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office,  Copenhagen  :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

A laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

[First Wazzock 902]

A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN  IRELAND ...

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the  main cause of Mad Cow disease,                                          arranged for an interview with a  farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

 The interview was as follows: ....

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease..                                                 Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? "

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that''s a new piece of information…                                                                            but what''s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your t*ts twice a day....                                               and only screwing you once a year, wouldn''t you get mad ? "

The program was never aired…..

[Captain Holt 520]

I feel sorry for the McCanns.

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope.

[First Wazzock 902]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ''Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? ''

''The Lone Ranger replies, ''I see millions of stars.''

''What that tell you?'' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ''Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What''s it tell you, Tonto?''

''You dumber than buffalo sh*t.
 It means someone stole the tent.'' 

[First Wazzock 902]

A friend of mine just started his own business, making land-mines that look like prayer mats.

It''s doing well. He says Prophets are going through the roof.

[First Wazzock 902]

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on.
 
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, ''Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay ..... I was just wondering, because I didn''t get one either.....

[TIL 1010 4,718]

Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet and tells him he thinks it has epilepsy.

The vet says " it looks calm enough to me"

Paddy replies " I haven''t taken it out of the bowl yet."

[TIL 1010 4,718]

A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of vibrators.The trouble is he is now plagued with squatters.

[TIL 1010 4,718]

BREAKING NEWS........Somerset have just beaten Pakistan by 5 wickets at Taunton next Thursady.

[Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0]

The Middle Wife by a 2nd grade Teacher.

I''ve been teaching now for about fifteen   years.....I have two kids myself, but the best birth   story I know is the one I saw in my own   second grade classroom a few years back.When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell.   So I always have a few sessions with my      students.It helps them get over shyness and usually,   show-and-tell is pretty tame.Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes,   pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that.And I never, ever place any boundaries or   limitations on them.If they want to lug it in to school and talk   about it, they''re welcome.Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very   bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn   and waddles up to the front of the class   with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.She holds up a snapshot of an infant.   This is Luke, my baby brother, and I''m      going to tell you about his birthday.''First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol   of their love, and then Dad put a seed   in my Mom''s stomach, and Luke grew in   there.He ate for nine months through an   umbrella cord.She''s standing there with her hands on the   pillow, and I''m trying not to laugh and   wishing I had my camcorder with me.The kids are watching her in amazement.Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom   starts saying and going, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans.   She walked around the house for, like      an hour, Oh, oh, oh!(Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck   walk and groaning.)My Dad called the middle wife.   She delivers babies, but she doesn''t have      a sign on the car like the Domino''s man.They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.   (Then Erica lies down with her back      against the wall.)And then, pop!   My Mom had this bag of water she kept      in there in case he got thirsty, and it      just blew up and spilled all over the bed,      like psshhheew!(This kid has her legs spread with her little   hands miming water flowing away.      It was too much!)Then the middle wife starts saying "push,   push," and "breathe, breathe."They started counting, but never even got   past ten.Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.   He was covered in yucky stuff that they      all said it was from Mom''s play-center,      (placenta) so there must be a lot of      toys inside there.When he got out, the middle wife spanked   him for crawling up in there.Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical   bow and returned to her seat.I''m sure I applauded the loudest.   Ever since then, when it''s show-and-tell      day, I bring my camcorder, just in      case another "Middle Wife" comes      along.

[Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0]

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the  

only seat left   was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman''s poodle.  

The war-weary Marine asked, ''Ma''am, may I have that seat?''  

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, ''Americans are

so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.''

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.   

 ''Please, ma''am. May I sit down? I''m very tired.''  

 She snorted, ''Not only are you Americans rude, you  are also arrogant!''   

 This time the Marine didn''t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train  

 window, and sat down.

 

The woman shrieked, ''Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!'' 

 

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, ''Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong

thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem  

to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'' 

[Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0]

The

automobile driving manual says the average driver''s 

reaction time is: .75 seconds.......

or 1 car

length for every 10 mph...... 

Test your average reaction time. 

Be very careful this can be addicting.

Click on the

link below and good luck.

(I hope it works - I got as far as Ambling Armadillo!)

Reaction Test

[CharlieFarlie 0]

Just got back from Tesco and to my utter amazement there was a bloke stood in the isle shagging a toilet roll !

 

I thought , “that’s F*@king Charmin”.

[Congo Canary 0]

Dodging a Hurricane by the sound of things...

[Congo Canary 0]

Whoops, wrong thread, Doh!

[First Wizard 0]

Wrong forum.............be consistant mods............for a change![:|]

[First Wazzock 902]

[quote user="First Wizard"]Wrong forum.............be consistant mods............for a change![:|][/quote]

Yeah, get this grumpy sod off the joke thread [:D]

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="First Wizard"]Wrong forum.............be consistant mods............for a change![:|][/quote]

Tut tut you know what happens to grumpy wizards

They get their Warlocks attended to![;)]

Go and find something useful to do like refurbishing a virgin (use olive oil)

Counting to 300 in Hexadecimal or reading the latest witch report.

[First Wizard 0]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[First Wazzock 902]

[quote user="First Wizard"]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[/quote]

Get over yourself, this thread isn''t about you.

It is exactly what is says on the tin - Friday Joke thread - get it now?

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="First Wizard"]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[/quote]

No way Wiz it''s the fish from the docks or even the virgins you can smell!

In the words of the immortal Arthur Lowe  reading the Mr. Men books "Fussy little fuss pot"

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="First Wazzock"][quote user="First Wizard"]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[/quote]

Get over yourself, this thread isn''t about you.

It is exactly what is says on the tin - Friday Joke thread - get it now?

[/quote]And this is a City related message board.

Get it Doh?

[The Butler 0]

Wazzy do you realise that he has BOTH our attentions now![:D]

We will NEVER get rid of him now

[First Wazzock 902]

[quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="First Wazzock"][quote user="First Wizard"]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[/quote]

Get over yourself, this thread isn''t about you.

It is exactly what is says on the tin - Friday Joke thread - get it now?

[/quote]And this is a City related message board.

Get it Doh?

[/quote]

Either...

A] Put a joke on the thread

B] Don''t read it - p*ss off and be a grumpy bunny

[The Butler 0]

Genuine Airline

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg.  Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we''re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"


                  ---o0o---

On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we''ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

                  ----o0o---

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you''re going to leave anything, please make sure it''s something we''d like to have."

                  ----o0o---

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

                  ---o0o---

"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

                  ---o0o---

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone  voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

                 ---o0o---

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."

                  ---o0o---

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we''ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."

                  ----o0o---

"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an  emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

                  ---o0o---

 "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

                  ---o0o---

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

                  ---o0o---

Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town: The  flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what y''all are thinking. I''m here to tell you it wasn''t the airline''s fault, it wasn''t the pilot''s fault, it wasn''t the flight attendant''s fault, it was the asphalt."

                  ---o0o---

Another flight attendant''s comment on a less than perfect landing:

"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

                  ---o0o---

After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."

                  ---o0o---

Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light ''em, you can smoke ''em."

                  ---o0o---

A plane was taking off from Durban Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.  Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!"  

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger then yelled, "That''s nothing. You should see the back of mine!" 

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="The Butler"][quote user="First Wizard"]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[/quote]

No way Wiz it''s the fish from the docks or even the virgins you can smell!

In the words of the immortal Arthur Lowe  reading the Mr. Men books "Fussy little fuss pot"

[/quote]Its still the wrong forum Butler.

It doesn''t matter how you dress it up, we all have our non City stuff moved, so should this be moved too.

Why are you and waz the dimward above forum protocol?

[First Wazzock 902]

[quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="The Butler"][quote user="First Wizard"]

Look, this thhread isn''t City related, no way, the rest of us have threads removed for the same reason, but this isn''t, what dubious photo''s do you hold of Pete?[;)]

Its double standards and it stinks.

[/quote]

No way Wiz it''s the fish from the docks or even the virgins you can smell!

In the words of the immortal Arthur Lowe  reading the Mr. Men books "Fussy little fuss pot"

[/quote]Its still the wrong forum Butler.

It doesn''t matter how you dress it up, we all have our non City stuff moved, so should this be moved too.

Why are you and waz the dimward above forum protocol?

[/quote]

Pete (bless him) has allowed this thread for some time now, and believe it or not most weeks it takes nearly a thousand hits from people who want to be amused - you''re obviously not one. But just answer me this - Ok technically it shouldn''t be on here (nor should several others) but this is quite harmless, so why are you so hellbent on getting it removed and spoiling other peoples enjoyment?

Or is it just more attention for Wiz?