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Alternatively,

try a delicious matchday pie before the match!

In true matchday tradition, enjoy

a hearty matchday pie from one of our kiosks! Choose from either:

Meat & Potato or Cauliflower Cheese

Beat the queues and look out for

pitch side hawkers serving drinks and snacks pitch side pre-match and at

half-time!

Dunno about the game or team choice but the bloody pie selection for Saturday is shocking ! :(

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :(
[/quote]

Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)]

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[quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :(
[/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)][/quote]Dunno what God had against fish when he made them smell like those other things![*-)]

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Chicken or the Egg though guys.

Does Hairy Tuna spell of FishOr does Fish smell of Hairy Tuna

What game was the Lamb and Red Wine ? Or was that in the exec box ?????Watford Balti pie wasnt bad, Swansea ham and duche was terrible

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :([/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)][/quote]Dunno what God had against fish when he made them smell like those other things![*-)][/quote]Oh for the love of... it smells like piss and tastes like piss, fish would be an improvement.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAVTu_1Ekg

SALTFISH

Saltfish stew is what I like
So doo-doo, give me day and night
I like you food, so don''t find me rude
My favorite, I sure every man in here already eat it

Saltfish
Nothing in the world sweeter than
Saltfish
English, colloquial, Bajans
Saltfish
It''s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet

Very well, I like the taste
Though the smell, sometimes out of place
It hard to take, but make no mistake
I want you to know, it''s because it extra sweet it smelling so boy it''s

Saltfish
Big money does run behind it
Saltfish
Man does lick down man to find it
Saltfish
It''s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet

Some like it hot, some like it cold
No matter what, I take it young or old
When it serve with wine, man does stew it fine
Put no pepper, the bone in the centre does be sweet like sugar

Saltfish
Some men does get drunk to taste it
Saltfish
Some does go and hide to face it
Saltfish
It''s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet

I would die, a happy man
If I close me eye, with piece in me hand
Bury me, in the cemetery
Any money, put a saltfish picture on me tombstone saying

Saltfish
Sparrow was it''s greatest lover
Saltfish
He even adored the odor
Saltfish
It''s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet


OTBC

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[quote user="morty"]Meat and potato is probably my favourite pie just behind hairy tuna pie.

[:)]
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Morty, have you tried the fun size fur burger with a side order of bearded clam?

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[quote user="Elf"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :(
[/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)][/quote]Dunno what God had against fish when he made them smell like those other things![*-)][/quote]

Oh for the love of... it smells like piss and tastes like piss, fish would be an improvement.
[/quote]

And they look like the inside of a butchers dustbin.[:D]

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Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there''s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That''s not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don''t want any spam!

Customer:
Why can''t she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That''s got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn''t got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean ''Iiiiiiiiiich''? I don''t like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can''t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don''t like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don''t have a fuss. I''ll have your spam. I love it,
I''m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Alternatively, try a delicious matchday pie before the match!

In true matchday tradition, enjoy a hearty matchday pie from one of our kiosks! Choose from either:

Meat & Potato or Cauliflower Cheese

Beat the queues and look out for pitch side hawkers serving drinks and snacks pitch side pre-match and at half-time!





Dunno about the game or team choice but the bloody pie selection for Saturday is shocking ! :(

[/quote]

Well last season the "meat & potato gave me the runs and the Cauliflower Cheese was flat and horrible. As I said in a previours post it depends on your standards and Morty''s are obviously pretty low but have any of you ever seen Delia eating a Match Day Pie and if not the answer as to quality is pretty obvious. Would the hawkers find it worth their while if the NCFC pies were quality. and the answer is pretty obvious. Time City raised it standards.

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Lots of people seem to be having culinary problems here. Me, I have more dificulty with foreign tongues.I suppose if I were a bit more clever about it I could become a cunning linguist.But you know what they say, practice makes perfect!

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[quote user="Bobert"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Alternatively, try a delicious matchday pie before the match!

In true matchday tradition, enjoy a hearty matchday pie from one of our kiosks! Choose from either:

Meat & Potato or Cauliflower Cheese

Beat the queues and look out for pitch side hawkers serving drinks and snacks pitch side pre-match and at half-time!

Dunno about the game or team choice but the bloody pie selection for Saturday is shocking ! :(

[/quote]

Well last season the "meat & potato gave me the runs and the Cauliflower Cheese was flat and horrible. As I said in a previours post it depends on your standards and Morty''s are obviously pretty low but have any of you ever seen Delia eating a Match Day Pie and if not the answer as to quality is pretty obvious. Would the hawkers find it worth their while if the NCFC pies were quality. and the answer is pretty obvious. Time City raised it standards.

[/quote]

So Delia is not doing her job.............?

Watch out for the News of the World.

OTBC

 

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Who the fu*ck is responsible for coming up with cauliflower cheese pie?Whoever it is cannot call themselves a chef, that''s for sure.

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[quote user="Shyster"]Who the fu*ck is responsible for coming up with cauliflower cheese pie?

Whoever it is cannot call themselves a chef, that''s for sure.
[/quote]

Must have been a cook then?

OTBC

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[quote user="Shyster"]Who the fu*ck is responsible for coming up with cauliflower cheese pie?Whoever it is cannot call themselves a chef, that''s for sure.[/quote]I agree Shyster I thought it  was about as awe inspiring as opening socks on Christmas day.

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cant comment on the match pies but my mouth is still scolded by the molten inside of the club cornish pastie. I think they start heating them on thursdays. Anyone work for a no win-no fee claim merchant?

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