Nexus_Canary 1,013 Posted September 9, 2010 Alternatively, try a delicious matchday pie before the match! In true matchday tradition, enjoy a hearty matchday pie from one of our kiosks! Choose from either: Meat & Potato or Cauliflower Cheese Beat the queues and look out for pitch side hawkers serving drinks and snacks pitch side pre-match and at half-time!Dunno about the game or team choice but the bloody pie selection for Saturday is shocking ! :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Meat and potato is probably my favourite pie just behind hairy tuna pie.[:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,013 Posted September 9, 2010 Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam NCFC 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Pint and a bag of chips! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pabs 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Meat and Potato. Had a lovely lamb and red wine one at C.R a few weeks ago! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 736 Posted September 9, 2010 "hairy tuna pie"That wholly make me laugh, that do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,655 Posted September 9, 2010 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :([/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :([/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)][/quote]Dunno what God had against fish when he made them smell like those other things![*-)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,013 Posted September 10, 2010 Chicken or the Egg though guys.Does Hairy Tuna spell of FishOr does Fish smell of Hairy Tuna What game was the Lamb and Red Wine ? Or was that in the exec box ?????Watford Balti pie wasnt bad, Swansea ham and duche was terrible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.L.F. 0 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :([/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)][/quote]Dunno what God had against fish when he made them smell like those other things![*-)][/quote]Oh for the love of... it smells like piss and tastes like piss, fish would be an improvement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted September 10, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAVTu_1EkgSALTFISHSaltfish stew is what I likeSo doo-doo, give me day and nightI like you food, so don''t find me rudeMy favorite, I sure every man in here already eat itSaltfishNothing in the world sweeter thanSaltfishEnglish, colloquial, BajansSaltfishIt''s sweeter than meatWhen you want to eatAll saltfish sweetVery well, I like the tasteThough the smell, sometimes out of placeIt hard to take, but make no mistakeI want you to know, it''s because it extra sweet it smelling so boy it''sSaltfishBig money does run behind itSaltfishMan does lick down man to find itSaltfishIt''s sweeter than meatWhen you want to eatAll saltfish sweetSome like it hot, some like it coldNo matter what, I take it young or oldWhen it serve with wine, man does stew it finePut no pepper, the bone in the centre does be sweet like sugarSaltfishSome men does get drunk to taste itSaltfishSome does go and hide to face itSaltfishIt''s sweeter than meatWhen you want to eatAll saltfish sweetI would die, a happy manIf I close me eye, with piece in me handBury me, in the cemeteryAny money, put a saltfish picture on me tombstone sayingSaltfishSparrow was it''s greatest loverSaltfishHe even adored the odorSaltfishIt''s sweeter than meatWhen you want to eatAll saltfish sweetOTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyJR 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Pint, chunion crisps and Haribo''s at half time. Lovely old job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25overpar 0 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="morty"]Meat and potato is probably my favourite pie just behind hairy tuna pie.[:)][/quote]Morty, have you tried the fun size fur burger with a side order of bearded clam? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,655 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="Elf"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Tuna can be very nice but the Tuna has to be clean or it can be rather unpleasent :([/quote]Just remember that there are two things that smell of fish and one of them is fish.[;)][/quote]Dunno what God had against fish when he made them smell like those other things![*-)][/quote]Oh for the love of... it smells like piss and tastes like piss, fish would be an improvement.[/quote]And they look like the inside of a butchers dustbin.[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted September 10, 2010 This thread has taken a very, very disturbing turn.And I fear that I started it.[:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="morty"]Meat and potato is probably my favourite pie just behind hairy tuna pie.[:)][/quote]I always thought it was furry kipper!!! [:O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted September 10, 2010 Customer:Morning,Waitress:Morning.Customer:What have you got?Waitress:Well, there''s egg and bacon,egg sausage and baconEgg and spamEgg, bacon and spamEgg, bacon, sausage and spamSpam, bacon, sausage and spamSpam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spamSpam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spamSpam, spam, spam, egg and spamSpam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and auberginesgarnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.Wife:Have you got anything without spam?Waitress:Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spamThat''s not got much spam in itWife:I don''t want any spam!Customer:Why can''t she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?Wife:That''s got spam in it!Customer:Hasn''t got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)Wife:Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?Waitress:Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!Wife:What do you mean ''Iiiiiiiiiich''? I don''t like spam!(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)Waitress (to choir):Shut up!(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)Waitress:Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!You can''t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.Wife:I don''t like spam!Customer:Shush dear, don''t have a fuss. I''ll have your spam. I love it,I''m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,spam, spam, spam, and spam!(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)Waitress:Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.Customer:Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?Waitress:You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,spam and spam?Choir (intervening):Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!Spam spam spam spam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobert 0 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Alternatively, try a delicious matchday pie before the match! In true matchday tradition, enjoy a hearty matchday pie from one of our kiosks! Choose from either: Meat & Potato or Cauliflower Cheese Beat the queues and look out for pitch side hawkers serving drinks and snacks pitch side pre-match and at half-time!Dunno about the game or team choice but the bloody pie selection for Saturday is shocking ! :([/quote]Well last season the "meat & potato gave me the runs and the Cauliflower Cheese was flat and horrible. As I said in a previours post it depends on your standards and Morty''s are obviously pretty low but have any of you ever seen Delia eating a Match Day Pie and if not the answer as to quality is pretty obvious. Would the hawkers find it worth their while if the NCFC pies were quality. and the answer is pretty obvious. Time City raised it standards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,473 Posted September 10, 2010 Lots of people seem to be having culinary problems here. Me, I have more dificulty with foreign tongues.I suppose if I were a bit more clever about it I could become a cunning linguist.But you know what they say, practice makes perfect! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="Bobert"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Alternatively, try a delicious matchday pie before the match! In true matchday tradition, enjoy a hearty matchday pie from one of our kiosks! Choose from either: Meat & Potato or Cauliflower Cheese Beat the queues and look out for pitch side hawkers serving drinks and snacks pitch side pre-match and at half-time!Dunno about the game or team choice but the bloody pie selection for Saturday is shocking ! :([/quote]Well last season the "meat & potato gave me the runs and the Cauliflower Cheese was flat and horrible. As I said in a previours post it depends on your standards and Morty''s are obviously pretty low but have any of you ever seen Delia eating a Match Day Pie and if not the answer as to quality is pretty obvious. Would the hawkers find it worth their while if the NCFC pies were quality. and the answer is pretty obvious. Time City raised it standards.[/quote]So Delia is not doing her job.............?Watch out for the News of the World.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Who the fu*ck is responsible for coming up with cauliflower cheese pie?Whoever it is cannot call themselves a chef, that''s for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="Shyster"]Who the fu*ck is responsible for coming up with cauliflower cheese pie?Whoever it is cannot call themselves a chef, that''s for sure.[/quote]Must have been a cook then?OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Bobert, your boring sly digs at me are becoming tedious, shove them up your ricker mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,013 Posted September 10, 2010 [quote user="Shyster"]Who the fu*ck is responsible for coming up with cauliflower cheese pie?Whoever it is cannot call themselves a chef, that''s for sure.[/quote]I agree Shyster I thought it was about as awe inspiring as opening socks on Christmas day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Methane 0 Posted September 11, 2010 cant comment on the match pies but my mouth is still scolded by the molten inside of the club cornish pastie. I think they start heating them on thursdays. Anyone work for a no win-no fee claim merchant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites