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Apologies to The Butler

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Sorry I am unable to make the Friday joke thread, due to the fact that I am flying to Edinburgh first thing tomorow for 5 days of the Fringe.

Come to think of it, sorry Paul and the boys I won''t be there Saturday either. [:''(]

Anyhow here''s an early taster for Friday...

Man Killed On Golf Course

A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies'' tee.  The ladies are taking their time. 

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet.  Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.  Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet

 She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those " F------ LESSONS" I took over the winter didn''t help."

 One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!"

 He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......


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