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Never Mind The Moaning ....... Here's The Friday Joke Thread

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A couple were driving home in the pouring rain, suddenly they ran over a badger. They get out to find it still breathing but very cold.
Husband says "put it between your legs to warm it up", wife replies "but its all wet and it stinks."
He says "Well hold the badgers f**king nose then".

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[quote user="The Butler"]You do need to rise earlier My Lord! (or was that the trouble)[:D][/quote]

Yes, I do find that nowadays... [:D]

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