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Gloria Gaynor song for Chris Martin

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[quote user="go donowa go"]Hopefully now some posters on here will stop

panicking and get a grip. Anyone who slags super chris is a f***in idiot

and anyone who thinks we will struggle is a d**k.Championship champions 10-11otbc[/quote]

First I was afraid, I was petrified

Thought we''d never beat a pretty hard Newcastle side

With Chris Martin on the pitch I think that Lambert got it wrong

He''s a lazy little bleeder, he''s not even very strong -

He can''t be arsed!

No turn of pace!

Just stands on the halfway line

With a smug grin on his face!

He''s not the player who will keep our dreams alive

So he scored two goals today, big deal,

Cody would have scored five

Now Martin, Go!

Walk out the door!

Don''t turn around now

You''re worse than Jon Otsemobor

You''ve got the workrate of a tortoise with M.E.

You''ll be bloody lucky if Luton sign you on a free...

N.C.F.C. - we will survive

With players full of work rate we can keep the dream alive

They''ll run round and round and round

And we''ll cheer them off the ground

We will survive...

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[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="go donowa go"]Hopefully now some posters on here will stop panicking and get a grip. Anyone who slags super chris is a f***in idiot and anyone who thinks we will struggle is a d**k.
Championship champions 10-11
otbc
[/quote]

First I was afraid, I was petrified
Thought we''d never beat a pretty hard Newcastle side
With Chris Martin on the pitch I think that Lambert got it wrong
He''s a lazy little bleeder, he''s not even very strong -
He can''t be arsed!
No turn of pace!
Just stands on the halfway line
With a smug grin on his face!
He''s not the player who will keep our dreams alive
So he scored two goals today, big deal,
Cody would have scored five
Now Martin, Go!
Walk out the door!
Don''t turn around now
You''re worse than Jon Otsemobor
You''ve got the workrate of a tortoise with M.E.
You''ll be bloody lucky if Luton sign you on a free...
N.C.F.C. - we will survive
With players full of work rate we can keep the dream alive
They''ll run round and round and round
And we''ll cheer them off the ground
We will survive...

[/quote]

 

i''m sorry, have a missed something?

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[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="go donowa go"]Hopefully now some posters on here will stop panicking and get a grip. Anyone who slags super chris is a f***in idiot and anyone who thinks we will struggle is a d**k.
Championship champions 10-11
otbc
[/quote]

First I was afraid, I was petrified
Thought we''d never beat a pretty hard Newcastle side
With Chris Martin on the pitch I think that Lambert got it wrong
He''s a lazy little bleeder, he''s not even very strong -
He can''t be arsed!
No turn of pace!
Just stands on the halfway line
With a smug grin on his face!
He''s not the player who will keep our dreams alive
So he scored two goals today, big deal,
Cody would have scored five
Now Martin, Go!
Walk out the door!
Don''t turn around now
You''re worse than Jon Otsemobor
You''ve got the workrate of a tortoise with M.E.
You''ll be bloody lucky if Luton sign you on a free...
N.C.F.C. - we will survive
With players full of work rate we can keep the dream alive
They''ll run round and round and round
And we''ll cheer them off the ground
We will survive...

[/quote]

Chops superb!, can just hear it with a Norfolk twang!

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[quote user="Legend Iwan"]Probably your best post ever.[/quote]

Agreed [;)]

Fantastic song, but completely disagree [Y]

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[quote user="The Butler"]

Quiet afternoon the Chopy?

Like the lyrics but not the sentiment.

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

Try that on the MRs''s[;)]

[/quote]Crumbs, I''m poking fun at the fans who say Martin is lazy, can''t be bothered, isn''t good enough for the Championship etc. I know I''m sarcastic so often that it''s not obvious whether I''m ever serious or not, so I do only have myself to blame, but I think Martin''s great.

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]I know I''m sarcastic so often that it''s not obvious whether I''m ever serious or not[/quote]I do believe i detect a ''hint'' of sarcasm in that post?

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[quote user="John"][quote user="Mister Chops"]I know I''m sarcastic so often that it''s not obvious whether I''m ever serious or not[/quote]I do believe i detect a ''hint'' of sarcasm in that post?[/quote]Oh.  [:''(] [sn]

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