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[quote user="PurpleCanary"]All seems pretty obvious to me. Arthur''s deadline ("Within the next 7 days you will hear an announcement about a "big" investment in the club.") runs out at 7.23 tonight.Tonight - after much fanfare - is the NCISA BBQ.Ergo, NCISA will be announcing it has invested £30m in the club![:D][/quote]

Bugger we have been rumbled.

Mind you the cost of the burgers has just gone up to 10k a bun[:D]

[/quote]---TB, I''m afraid to say your have a mole.[:@] In my mail today I received - in

a very plain envelope - a fag packet (Kensitas, as it happens) covered

in financial calculations. They had been written in crayon but I was

still able to make them out.[:)]

It would take too long to explain the NCISA plan in detail, but

essentially (in very layman''s language) you are financing the deal  by

borrowing in the Bachkortostani futures market against predicted revenue

sales of Taddy lager, using second-hand umbrellas as collateral.[8-|]

The obvious problem is that if there is - as the Financial Times is

about to predict - a worldwide downturn in[N] Taddy consumption caused by

cheap imports of tap water you will either have to have to stimulate the

market or seek new revenue streams.[8-)] Not to mention reassessing your

collateral in the event of a glut of second-hand umbrellas once the

football season starts again. But I''m sure you''ve all got that covered.[Y]

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[quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="The Butler"]

[quote user="PurpleCanary"]All seems pretty obvious to me. Arthur''s deadline ("Within the next 7 days you will hear an announcement about a "big" investment in the club.") runs out at 7.23 tonight.

Tonight - after much fanfare - is the NCISA BBQ.

Ergo, NCISA will be announcing it has invested £30m in the club![:D]
[/quote]

Bugger we have been rumbled.

Mind you the cost of the burgers has just gone up to 10k a bun[:D]

[/quote]

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TB, I''m afraid to say your have a mole.[:@] In my mail today I received - in a very plain envelope - a fag packet (Kensitas, as it happens) covered in financial calculations. They had been written in crayon but I was still able to make them out.[:)]

It would take too long to explain the NCISA plan in detail, but essentially (in very layman''s language) you are financing the deal  by borrowing in the Bachkortostani futures market against predicted revenue sales of Taddy lager, using second-hand umbrellas as collateral.[8-|]

The obvious problem is that if there is - as the Financial Times is about to predict - a worldwide downturn in[N] Taddy consumption caused by cheap imports of tap water you will either have to have to stimulate the market or seek new revenue streams.[8-)] Not to mention reassessing your collateral in the event of a glut of second-hand umbrellas once the football season starts again. But I''m sure you''ve all got that covered.[Y]
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Sorry PC but I am just back from the meeting.

No announcement was made but a decision to invest tonights proceeds in the pork futures market was taken

It will be overseen by our financial wizz Detritus.

This should give us the clout to buy at least two shares some time in the 2020 season. Or the 1958 season depending on using the Troll calendar.

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