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Let''s give them a few punning headlines for the new recruits to keep on file.

Sunday Surman (when he scores in a Sabbath match)

Crofts Best of Breed (after a particularly good showing)

Ruddy Hell (if he signs and then has a stinker)

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After David Fox scores against St. Mirren in a pre-season friendly, with Gary Doherty making his debut for the Scottish side:

Fox in the Box Rocks Doc''s Jocks

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]After David Fox scores against St. Mirren in a pre-season friendly, with Gary Doherty making his debut for the Scottish side:

Fox in the Box Rocks Doc''s Jocks

[/quote]

Bllx

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And following on from Chops'' Dr Suess theme, after our (possibly) new keeper makes a series of wonder saves to keep out the opponents on a very wet day

Ruddy''s Our Muddy Buddy

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When one of our new stars is caught in a tabloid trap with his trousers down:

Surman on the Mount

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[quote user="dpit"][quote user="Mister Chops"]After David Fox scores against St. Mirren in a pre-season friendly, with Gary Doherty making his debut for the Scottish side:

Fox in the Box Rocks Doc''s Jocks

[/quote]

Bllx[/quote]Jealousy''s an ugly thing.

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At a tangent, I think there are some journalists and would-be journalists who post on this site. They may well have seen this, but Norwich City are advertising a job for a new media journalist. Details on the official site.

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Fantastic Mr Fox

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It''s SUR-per-MAN!

City cast a Ward of protection

Ruddy Cheek!

Smith forges another solid win

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Crofts Original - if he plays slightly well in any game whatsoever!

Stevie Nicks - when new left back scores late winner

Fox''s Mint - when fox scores a free kick to win a match

Pine Martin -   Chris Martin misses playing at home after 3 away games on the trot

Holt the Back Page! - when Holt scores a hattrick

Emergency Ward - Late winner/injury/out on loan for our new centre back

Zac''ll do nicely! - Late winner by Mr Whitbread

Smith and Weston - Korey Smith and Rhys Weston square upto each other during the recent match

That should do them for a bit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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