Branston Pickle 3,632 Posted July 12, 2010 What''s the difference between Ipswich and a bucket of sh*t? The bucket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 0 Posted July 12, 2010 Keane and Lambet being interview on Look east at the start of the season.Interviewer: Well Roy, what do you think is a realistic ambition for the season?Keane: I''d like to think that if we play well we can challenge for a play off place.Interviewer: And Paul - what about Norwich?Lambert: Well, I think we can go through the whole season without getting defeated and have the championship sewn up by March. I also think that we will win the league and FA cups and have several players break into the England set up.Interviewer: Don''t you think that you are being a little bit unrealistic Paul?Lambert - Yes maybe, but he started it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YellowBlood 0 Posted July 13, 2010 [quote user="lappinitup"]Paul Lambert was signing some autographs outside Carrow Rd when three attractive young ladies approached him. The first one rolled up her sleeve and asked him if he''d mind signing her arm. Of course not he said and promptly carried out her request.The second girl cheekily pulled up her blouse to expose her breasts which Paul happily signed.The third girl was even more adventurous. As she stood in front of Paul, she turned round, dropped her panties and bent over. "I''m sorry love" he said "I can''t do that! You need to get yourself down to Portman Rd to see Roy Keane. He''s the one who signs arseholes".[/quote]Haha brilliant! [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted July 13, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mwrgscI6vI50 seconds in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davness 0 Posted July 13, 2010 A Roy Waller Classic...Why did the chicken cross the football pitch? Because the referee called for a foul!What''s the difference between Portman Road and a porcupine? On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside!What''s the worst thing about a mini-bus carrying five Ipswich fans dropping off a cliff? You can fit at least 14 Ipswich fans in a minibus!How do you confuse a Manchester United fan? Show them a map of Manchester! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted July 13, 2010 In preparation for Euro 2012 England''s first friendly will be against Iceland.If they do well in that match they will be allowed to play Sainsbury''s, followed by Tesco and then Asda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
