lappinitup 629 Posted July 1, 2010 Calum Davenport has been cleared of ABH. sign him up!.............http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100701/tuk-footballer-cleared-of-head-butting-s-45dbed5.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Lol, he was stabbed in the legs and hasn''t kicked a ball since.Morty says no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 1, 2010 Still reckon he''s worth a stab tho........(no cutting remarks please). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 1, 2010 This is where someone makes a "he''s worth a stab" joke isn''t it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 1, 2010 As well demonstrated by Lapp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 1, 2010 I was too sharp for you Graham! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 706 Posted July 1, 2010 [quote user="lappinitup"]I was too sharp for you Graham! [:D][/quote]The knives are out !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Go Wash Your Mouth Out Son 0 Posted July 1, 2010 I''d normally laugh at some of the stupid puns but on this occasion I struggle to find them funny and think you''re rather disturbed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted July 1, 2010 [quote user="Go Wash Your Mouth Out Son"]I''d normally laugh at some of the stupid puns but on this occasion I struggle to find them funny and think you''re rather disturbed.[/quote]Wow, thats pretty cutting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 1, 2010 You could cut the atmosphere in this thread with a knife now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Apparently he''s signing for Accrington Stanley!![:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted July 1, 2010 ........or was it the Daggers that are after him[^o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 1, 2010 Dogger wins! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GJP 73 Posted July 1, 2010 [quote user="Dogger "]........or was it the Daggers that are after him[^o)][/quote]I heard it was the Blades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delia Out! 0 Posted July 1, 2010 He would be a good signing to be honest, he has plenty of Premier League experience and would do well in the Championship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 1, 2010 He''ll be a real snip for somebody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyCanary 0 Posted July 1, 2010 There are some sword''did and can''kniving puns in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McNamees attitude 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Not sure if he''s as sharp as he used to be, I think he lacks the ''''Cutting Edge'''' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Submarine 0 Posted July 1, 2010 He''s a cut above the rest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 1, 2010 He can''t wait to get a slice of the action...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 1, 2010 At least our defence won''t get carved open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted July 1, 2010 His wages will be slashed now!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Mind if I ''but'' in? Bloody Nora this thread''s a scream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted July 1, 2010 Come on children, play knife-ly.I''m so sorry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Sword it out Graham, that was terrible!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 1, 2010 I''m going for a slash! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 305 Posted July 1, 2010 Some cutting edge humour on this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted July 1, 2010 I wouldn''t lower myself to make silly puns, as I''m sure Davenport is gutted enough already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted July 1, 2010 I saw him in a night club the other night, must of had a few as he was almost legless!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay hero 0 Posted July 1, 2010 [quote user="GJP"][quote user="Dogger "]........or was it the Daggers that are after him[^o)][/quote]I heard it was the Blades.[/quote]Whoever he signs for he''ll give them a cutting edge.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
