Re: Old Farm Derby mentioned on Chris Moyles Commentry on New Zealand game

[morty 0]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]*snigger*

[Evil Monkey 51]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]Don''t worry Brendo, you''ll get the hang of it one day...Incidentally, Andy, why are you listening to that tripe? I thought better of you than to be a Chris Moyles fan, a man so ''hilarious'' he calls his best friend Comedy Dave. Genius.

[Brendo 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]Don''t worry Brendo, you''ll get the hang of it one day...Incidentally, Andy, why are you listening to that tripe? I thought better of you than to be a Chris Moyles fan, a man so ''hilarious'' he calls his best friend Comedy Dave. Genius.[/quote]Yeah, it''s not that good. [:S]

[AndyCanary 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]Don''t worry Brendo, you''ll get the hang of it one day...Incidentally, Andy, why are you listening to that tripe? I thought better of you than to be a Chris Moyles fan, a man so ''hilarious'' he calls his best friend Comedy Dave. Genius.[/quote]Unfortunately I''m working from the inlaws today and they are big Chris Moyles fans. It''s the only way I could justify having the tv on!

[First Jedi 0]

"How do you get it up?"

You need.... VIAPRO!

:)

[AndyCanary 0]

[quote user="Blue"]

[quote user="AndyCanary"]Lol, not really sure why but they started talking about the scum and went on to talk about our rivalry with them and how they call it the old farm derby.At around 27 minutes in if anyone is going to listen back.[/quote]

 

Because Tommy Smith was playing for New Zealand.

[/quote]Really?! [+o(] and to think I cheered when they scored!

[dylanisabaddog 2,513]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?
[/quote]

I saw a physio with a sore neck last week.  She recommended a massage.

I saw the masseuse today - seemed to do the trick for me

 

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Old_penis_pump_p.718.jpg[/img]

[Mello Yello 1,694]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?
[/quote]

You ask that Mr Chopper to be your ''fluffer''.....

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]

You ask that Mr Chopper to be your ''fluffer''.....

[/quote]Or you could titillate a breast or two...[img]http://amongthethugs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/geordie-fat.jpg[/img]There''s a good fellow, Mello.

[Mello Yello 1,694]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?
[/quote]

You ask that Mr Chopper to be your ''fluffer''.....

[/quote]

Or you could titillate a breast or two...

[img]http://amongthethugs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/geordie-fat.jpg[/img]

There''s a good fellow, Mello.

[/quote]

Hit a nerve did I Master Chopper?

....Tut, and you having to resort to using Nutless jibes, how unoriginal.....Fluff on.

 

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]

You ask that Mr Chopper to be your ''fluffer''.....

[/quote]Or you could titillate a breast or two...[img]http://amongthethugs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/geordie-fat.jpg[/img]There''s a good fellow, Mello.[/quote]

Hit a nerve did I Master Chopper?

....Tut, and you having to resort to using Nutless jibes, how unoriginal.....Fluff on.

[/quote]I''ve been using that "jibe" for a while.Still, if the cap fits...[img]http://differenttypesofcontraception.com/images/contraception_diaphragm_and_cervical_cap.jpg[/img]...it might keep you quiet for a while.

[Mello Yello 1,694]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?
[/quote]

You ask that Mr Chopper to be your ''fluffer''.....

[/quote]

Or you could titillate a breast or two...

[img]http://amongthethugs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/geordie-fat.jpg[/img]

There''s a good fellow, Mello.

[/quote]

Hit a nerve did I Master Chopper?

....Tut, and you having to resort to using Nutless jibes, how unoriginal.....Fluff on.

[/quote]

I''ve been using that "jibe" for a while.

Still, if the cap fits...

[img]http://differenttypesofcontraception.com/images/contraception_diaphragm_and_cervical_cap.jpg[/img]

...it might keep you quiet for a while.

[/quote]

Get yourself one of these........It might just massage your inflated ego.

You may also require a small nuclear reactor to power it......although a few hundred of these

....powered by the stale wind you continually generate, should give you a few hours of good vibrations.....Clean up after yourself now, you Chopper!.....

I''m now off to watch the Brazil nuts.....You just carry on playing with yours....enjoy.

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote]

You ask that Mr Chopper to be your ''fluffer''.....

[/quote]Or you could titillate a breast or two...[img]http://amongthethugs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/geordie-fat.jpg[/img]There''s a good fellow, Mello.[/quote]

Hit a nerve did I Master Chopper?

....Tut, and you having to resort to using Nutless jibes, how unoriginal.....Fluff on.

[/quote]I''ve been using that "jibe" for a while.Still, if the cap fits...[img]http://differenttypesofcontraception.com/images/contraception_diaphragm_and_cervical_cap.jpg[/img]...it might keep you quiet for a while.[/quote]

Get yourself one of these........It might just massage your inflated ego.

You may also require a small nuclear reactor to power it......although a few hundred of these

....powered by the stale wind you continually generate, should give you a few hours of good vibrations.....Clean up after yourself now, you Chopper!.....

I''m now off to watch the Brazil nuts.....You just carry on playing with yours....enjoy.

[/quote]As usual, you''re full of piss and vinegar.[img]http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_melloyelloafterglow1.jpg[/img]Although it looks like mostly vinegar.

[Mello Yello 1,694]

And here''s another big Chopper......Gotta go some though, to be as big as the self-appointed Forum Foreman Foreskin....

Always got an axe to grind with those who don''t concur with his chopinions....Bully boy blade. Big Chopper.

[Mister Chops 3]

You''re losing it.  You were funnier when you were Cluck.Now back to your Brazilians... you could do with a haircut.

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?
[/quote]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Old_penis_pump_p.718.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

 

That''s an image of an erect penis, you have been reported

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Brendo "]How do you get it up?[/quote][img]http://centroufologicotaranto.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/davidcameronatcommons1.jpg[/img][/quote]

 

That''s an image of an erect penis, you have been reported

[/quote]It''s a fair cop.

[Mello Yello 1,694]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]You''re losing it.  You were funnier when you were Cluck.

Now back to your Brazilians... you could do with a haircut.


[/quote]

Wanna give me a trim then fluffer?

[8]"Off to the pink''un you did go - swingin'' your chopper two and fro.....just to massage your huge ego.....here''s the chopper ''ho, ho, ho!"....[8]

So, now you accuse me of being clucky.....? I think you''ve lost it. Who shall I be next then? Somebody else that gives you wood? 

Another big chopper.....But not as big a chopper as you....

 

 

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]Another big chopper.....But not as big a chopper as you....

 [/quote]

Must try harder.

Maybe a new scraper would help you.

[img]http://www.winebarrel.com/images/barrel.gif[/img]

Or you could simply enjoy the glory hole.

[Mello Yello 1,694]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"]Another big chopper.....But not as big a chopper as you....

 [/quote]

Must try harder.

Maybe a new scraper would help you.

[img]http://www.winebarrel.com/images/barrel.gif[/img]

Or you could simply enjoy the glory hole.

[/quote]

I take it you''re inside the barrel then?

Brush yer teeth.....(both of them)....