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Giant Vuvuzela for carrow road

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I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela. She said that she might like to donate it to NCFC.

Would anyone like to see a vuvuzela at Carrow Road or would it spoil your match day experience?

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"I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela."

She could get surgery to fix that, nowadays...

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The Swiss fans were heard rehearsing for their first World Cup game tomorrow.....

Switzerland fan Ulrich said "Ve vont to zound hornier zan zer oppozition''s weiner vuvuzela horneez"...

 

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[quote user="yellow hammer"]I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela. [/quote]Or maybe you just have a tiny penis.

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[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="yellow hammer"]I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela. [/quote]Or maybe you just have a tiny penis.[/quote][:D] [:D] [:D]

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[quote user="Woman in the Stands WITS"][quote user="Nuff Said"]I understand the French mascot is an enormous cock. Perhaps they could get together?[/quote]

Hahaha! 

Does that mean we''d hear them together at dawn? lol
[/quote]

We might. If Dawn likes a threesome then the only remaining question is how much noise they would make.

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My wife asked me to blow her vuvuzela. I got excited and then she told me it was a plastic horn and I told her that you wouldn''t catch me giving head to a vibrator.

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My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.

I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.

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Today in Africa someone dies every 3 seconds.

Just think, by the 90th minute that''s 16200 fewer Vuvuzelas.

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[quote user="hogesar"]My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.

I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.[/quote]My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout

the World Cup matches.

She''s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a **ing roundabout.

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[quote user="Fozzie"][quote user="hogesar"]My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.

I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.[/quote]My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout

the World Cup matches.

She''s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a **ing roundabout.

[/quote][:D]

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="Fozzie"][quote user="hogesar"]My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.

I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.[/quote]My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout

the World Cup matches.

She''s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a **ing roundabout.

[/quote][:D][/quote][:D][:D]

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Its bad enough when your child gets a toy trumpet and blows it for half an hour......

Sitting in a stadium with many hundreds are blowing their trumpet like noise at once...... at every match.

Looking after your ears is obviously not a priority......

Sometimes stupidity sometimes over rules commonsense, and of course financial gain of hyped up selling of the horns.

A 1000 horns at every Norwich match....count me out....the noise would vibrate around the city at every match.

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