yellow hammer 0 Posted June 15, 2010 I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela. She said that she might like to donate it to NCFC.Would anyone like to see a vuvuzela at Carrow Road or would it spoil your match day experience? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted June 15, 2010 Depends on how much she charges....... [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 747 Posted June 15, 2010 "Depends how much she charges"Filthy, CC. Quality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted June 15, 2010 "I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela."She could get surgery to fix that, nowadays... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muddy funster 0 Posted June 15, 2010 It was normal size until she spent a night with me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rupethebear 0 Posted June 15, 2010 Can''t believe it I donate £2 a month to hungry Africians and all they buy is a Vuvuzela! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted June 15, 2010 A lady with an enormous vulvazela.....mmh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted June 15, 2010 I hope she wipes that thing before I put it to my lips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted June 15, 2010 This is hilarious.............so far.Does it have an echo by any chance?[:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,088 Posted June 15, 2010 I understand the French mascot is an enormous cock. Perhaps they could get together? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted June 15, 2010 The Swiss fans were heard rehearsing for their first World Cup game tomorrow.....Switzerland fan Ulrich said "Ve vont to zound hornier zan zer oppozition''s weiner vuvuzela horneez"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woman in the Stands (WITS) 0 Posted June 15, 2010 [quote user="Nuff Said"]I understand the French mascot is an enormous cock. Perhaps they could get together?[/quote]Hahaha! Does that mean we''d hear them together at dawn? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spencer 1970 207 Posted June 15, 2010 Blimey...you can see why Jim Davidson made his home in Norfolk for so long...humour straight outta 1979! ey oop flower! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 15, 2010 [quote user="yellow hammer"]I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela. [/quote]Or maybe you just have a tiny penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,088 Posted June 15, 2010 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="yellow hammer"]I went out with a lady for a few years who had an enormous vuvuzela. [/quote]Or maybe you just have a tiny penis.[/quote][:D] [:D] [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G 0 Posted June 15, 2010 This board is boring now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted June 15, 2010 [quote user="Woman in the Stands WITS"][quote user="Nuff Said"]I understand the French mascot is an enormous cock. Perhaps they could get together?[/quote]Hahaha! Does that mean we''d hear them together at dawn? lol[/quote]We might. If Dawn likes a threesome then the only remaining question is how much noise they would make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted June 15, 2010 My wife asked me to blow her vuvuzela. I got excited and then she told me it was a plastic horn and I told her that you wouldn''t catch me giving head to a vibrator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted June 15, 2010 My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.I almost choked on my Vuvuzela. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted June 15, 2010 Today in Africa someone dies every 3 seconds.Just think, by the 90th minute that''s 16200 fewer Vuvuzelas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted June 15, 2010 [quote user="hogesar"]My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.[/quote]My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.She''s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a **ing roundabout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted June 15, 2010 [quote user="Fozzie"][quote user="hogesar"]My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.[/quote]My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.She''s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a **ing roundabout. [/quote][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted June 16, 2010 [quote user="morty"][quote user="Fozzie"][quote user="hogesar"]My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.I almost choked on my Vuvuzela.[/quote]My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.She''s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a **ing roundabout. [/quote][:D][/quote][:D][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBERT 0 Posted June 16, 2010 Its bad enough when your child gets a toy trumpet and blows it for half an hour......Sitting in a stadium with many hundreds are blowing their trumpet like noise at once...... at every match.Looking after your ears is obviously not a priority...... Sometimes stupidity sometimes over rules commonsense, and of course financial gain of hyped up selling of the horns.A 1000 horns at every Norwich match....count me out....the noise would vibrate around the city at every match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sing up the river end 0 Posted June 16, 2010 If anyone brings one of those things into Carrow Road i would like to be the one to volunteer to shove it up their a**e :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites