First Wizard 0 Posted November 17, 2004 I have received a request from a very respected City poster who, like me, has become very alarmed at how well ''them'' down the road are doing. If City are relegated, can you imagine what they will be saying about us?, yes, so can I!. So with this ''orrible'' threat in mind, I have set upon them a ''disaster spell''. And its very nasty (sorry Mr Bent) and painful!. But, you must be patient, its full effect takes a little while to ''kick in''. But when it does, you are going to wet yourself, and that''s a 1st Wizard promise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted November 17, 2004 Fantasmagorical!! Well done Wiz. "Them" down the road is making this season even harder for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Normann Canary 0 Posted November 17, 2004 Afternoooon Wiz...... sir!Does it include an earthquake?? Thunder and Lightning, massive tidal waves, melting polar caps, twisters, hurricanes, drought and flooding, all in one day???????? Wow..... sorry I just watched "the day after tommorrow" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted November 17, 2004 about time too, i have been asking you to do this for weeks!!! hopefully it will put them out of action for good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 21, 2004 [quote]about time too, i have been asking you to do this for weeks!!! hopefully it will put them out of action for good[/quote]Bloody hell that''s quick!. Scummers V Sunderland today.Bowditch (thug, ''wots is name'') hobbles off after 35 minutes, two booked, they''re now forced to use 16 year old academy players as subs. And they lose two nil!.You really should learn to trust me more!. And its only going to get worse for them, I''ll do my best to wreck their season.Ask me nicely, and I''ll do an identical spell for their arrogant supporters too.Your call!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire canary 0 Posted November 21, 2004 Hex away wiz, hex away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knowhatimean 0 Posted November 21, 2004 Wiz - I don''t want to upset your spell but I would love it if they came up next year so we could really stuff ''em in the Prem! Can you fix that please?OTBC for ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
susie b 0 Posted November 21, 2004 Wiz, I don''t know what you put in your spells but if you require some items of clothing that brought us luck last year and have just been discarded for some of a different colour (!!!) then say the word! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantley 0 Posted November 22, 2004 [quote]Wiz, I don''t know what you put in your spells but if you require some items of clothing that brought us luck last year and have just been discarded for some of a different colour (!!!) then say the wo...[/quote]Susie - are you...are you...handing out your used (ahem) ''underwear'' ??? Mind if we old pervs form an orderly queue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted November 22, 2004 I hope there won''t be any bad karma attracted to Norfolk now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
susie b 0 Posted November 22, 2004 Not at all, fool!!! I have plenty to throw out that are now too big for me and some that could be described as somewhat ''religious'', if you get what I mean. Perhaps Santa will visit an appropriate shop and buy me some new ones to replace those on their way to your good self?! Red, of course, please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 22, 2004 [quote]Wiz, I don''t know what you put in your spells but if you require some items of clothing that brought us luck last year and have just been discarded for some of a different colour (!!!) then say the wo...[/quote]Your kind offer of ''used'' items of clothing?, is very tempting Susie.But, I''m now hard at work on a survival spell for City, and for that, I require two Norfolk virgins to be sacrificed at sunrise (sorry Norm!). So far, it''s proving impossible to get even one!. Evil cackle.Don''t worry, I''ll keep looking, I love a challenge!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stella Canary 0 Posted November 22, 2004 Hey susie - try these on for size http://www.canarystore.co.uk/mall/CanaryStore/products/product-1680122.stm Mmmmm sweet!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 274 Posted November 22, 2004 How long before the club store starts ''stocking'' red underwear with the canary badge? Given the current market they would sell like hot cakes.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
susie b 0 Posted November 22, 2004 Nice one Stella! Trouble is I hate those things...and they aren''t red. Give me decent coverage over small and sexy any time, especially when the weather''s cold!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire canary 0 Posted November 22, 2004 There speaks a girl after my own heart ....(I think it''s my heart anyway!!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites