Best Player Who Looks Like An Alien

[CambridgeCanary 0]

Thought I''d get there before CT who clearly has too much time on his hands.  How many more player polls can there be?   Best player later to become a roofer?   best moustache?   Best player to have one leg longer than the other?

Ok, to answer my own question, Sammy Clingan and Robert Earnshaw joint top.

[Beauseant 0]

Just wait until Nana decides to get involved.....

[blahblahblah 2]

What do aliens look like ?There may be bacteria on Mars.  I can''t think of a player that looks like bacteria.

[CambridgeCanary 0]

Dear God!!!   I hadn''t thought of that.

[Herman 7,525]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]What do aliens look like ?

There may be bacteria on Mars.  I can''t think of a player that looks like bacteria.

[/quote]

Muscat???

[blahblahblah 2]

Hmm, looks more thug-like than bacterial to me.  You know, like one of them hired hoods you''d get in bad 70s mafia movies.

[Stany 0]

Gabriel Obertan of Man United

[grantroederdisaster 0]

As long as the player is good, I couldn''t give a sh ite if hes ugly!

[Canaries Canary 0]

[quote user="CambridgeCanary"]

   Best player to have one leg longer than the other?

[/quote]David Beckhamhttp://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/5837.php

[morty 0]

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[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

[quote user="CambridgeCanary"]

Thought I''d get there before CT who clearly has too much time on his hands.  How many more player polls can there be?   Best player later to become a roofer?   best moustache?   Best player to have one leg longer than the other?

Ok, to answer my own question, Sammy Clingan and Robert Earnshaw joint top.

[/quote]The best non eu player is quite relevant and one that hasnt been asked before. So before you criticise me for starting polls consider all the other crap that is posted on here.

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

My poll was SUCH a bad thread it has had 23 replies!!

[morty 0]

Just as well you''re not getting all sensitive about it, eh?[:)]

[The Fish Seller 0]

There could be good mileage in a "Who had the best moustache" thread.

[morty 0]

[quote user="Buckethead"]There could be good mileage in a "Who had the best moustache" thread.[/quote]Souness, hands down surely?[:D]

[William Darby 0]

[Herman 7,525]

What about Grobelaars ''Blue Oyster Bar'' style tache?

[DDD In The Fine City 1]

Marlon Harewood look like a Cooper trooper for the Super Mario film

[Herman 7,525]

[quote user="Delias Devonshire Dirtbox"]

Marlon Harewood look like a Cooper trooper for the Super Mario film

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So brilliant,that needed repeating[:D]

And don''t forget Avram Grant! The baddie from Star Wars.

[Captain Fantastic 0]

Arjen Robben?

[Ivana_rubyatitz 6]

[quote user="Delias Devonshire Dirtbox"]

Marlon Harewood look like a Cooper trooper for the Super Mario film

[/quote]

Inspired [:)]

[First Jedi 0]

Earnshaw doesn''t look like an alien - he looks like Lister with Spacemumps...

[dylanisabaddog 2,495]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/top10s/2281604/Top-10-ugly-footballers.html?offset=9

How about our old friend Luke Chadwick.

Strangely, he doesn''t look the same these days

[Mister Chops 3]

[quote user="morty"][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/32844.jpg[/IMG][/quote]Looks more like an ugly Stone Roses tribute band singer.

[Captain Fantastic 0]

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[Bungay Canary 0]

earnshaw was an umpa lumpa in willie wonkas chocolate factory

[Wings of a Sparrow 969]

A bit tenuous I know.

[Drazen Muzinic 1,301]

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Technically not an alien I guess but scary anyway...Ribery''s the one on the left and he takes hideousness to a new level

 

[McNamees attitude 0]

No aliens or facial hair but found this on t''internet[:P]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/top10s/2281604/Top-10-ugly-footballers.html?offset=10

[McNamees attitude 0]

Or how about this gem