Row D Seat 7 0 Posted May 23, 2010 I was sent this before last season, so it''s a bit out of date, but still humerous.____________________________________ Footballers on Facebook ...For those of you that have facebook, i thought id post this because i found it funny...Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who''s in?Gareth Barry likes this...Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown''s friend requestFraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown''s friend requestMarc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown''s friend requestMichael Owen rejected Phil Brown''s friend request...Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour agoAlexander Song Billong likes thisVisakri Diaby likes thisDenilson likes this...Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago...Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football- Benjani likes this...Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I''ve just had my new house robbed!!!Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this...Sat''day random drinks n'' antics LOLZLedley King has been tagged...Ashley C can''t find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?...Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on SaturdayCraig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on SaturdayCarlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on SaturdayEmmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on SaturdayRobinho is looking forward to starting on SaturdayBenjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday...Steven Gerrard hopes his ''groin'' injury clears in time for Sunday zYesterday at 20:03 · Comment · LikeBen Foster Ditto z...Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.Gareth Barry likes this...Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour agoMr. Ferguson Likes This....Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram...Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook...Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments-Steven Gerrard F*** off Lamps-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum...Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this....Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q...Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can''t wait for the new season 1 week agoTomas Rosisky is depressed3 days ago...Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou...David Moyes is skintMark Hughes likes this...Didier Dropba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years agoJens Lehmann went down holding his face...Jay Spearing Joined the Group Potatoes are people tooKind Edward Likes this...David Bentley joined the group: ''Fans of public transport''Jermain Defoe, Bob Malcolm and David Unsworth like this....Alex Feguson don''t know how many I''ve had but I swear I''ve juts seen Michael Jackson walk past my office. 10 minutes ago...Alex Ferguson F*** off Nani. 7 minutes ago...Joleon Lescott is unsettled.Tim Cahill is unsettled.Leighton Baines is unsettled.Leon Osman is unsettled.Show 8 similar stories.Jo is offside.Cesc Fabregas, Denilson, Robin Van Persie and William Gallas like this....Neil Warnock is absolutely f****** livid that his team were denied a perfectly good goal by terrible officials earlier.Stevie f******* Wonder would have seen that it was a goal.Stephane Henchoz likes this....Martin Skrtel is no longer friends with Jamie CarragherThierry Henry is no longer friends with Tiger Woods....Ryan Babel enjoyed his day off yesterday - 18 hours ago.Vedran Corluka & Andriy Voronin like this....Adebayor poked Arsene Wenger - 2 hours agoArsene Wenger did not see this....Neville Neville is wondering why the f*** its so difficult to change his facebook namePlau Mersno likes this......Phil Dowd and Alex Ferguson are now friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaryJames 0 Posted May 23, 2010 Bryan Gunn changed his employer to Digital Phones CompanyDavid McNally, Paul Lambert, Alan Bowkett and 27,413 others like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted May 23, 2010 [quote user="CanaryJames"]Bryan Gunn changed his employer to Digital Phones Company David McNally, Paul Lambert, Alan Bowkett and 27,413 others like this[/quote][;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John 0 Posted May 23, 2010 Fraser Forster arrrggghhh! ANOTHER 4 hour trip?Simon Grayson likes thisSimon Grayson .... please?Paul Lambert P1$$ off simon lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Row D Seat 7 0 Posted May 23, 2010 Neil Lennon is buying a new suit for his new job.David McNally, Delia Smith and Alan Bowkett like this.Bryan Gunn is still proud of the steward system NCFC has.Susan Gunn and Melissa Gunn like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burn down the ipswich 0 Posted May 23, 2010 go on twitter on steven gerrard and lucas leiva''s profile. quality!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mason 47 1,925 Posted May 24, 2010 Gary Doherty is already sick of househuntingJensy Askou and Zak Whitbread like this------------------------------------------------Sam Sodje is now in the best team in League One, walk it next season lads!Paul Lambert and Simon Grayson like this-------------------------------------------------David McNally poked Paul Lambert. Robbie Cowling doesn''t like this Paul Lambert joined the group ''Norwich City FC''Robbie Cowling poked David McNally David McNally blocked Robbie CowlingRobbie Cowling started the group ''I hate Norwich City''Less people turned up than there might have been otherwise Colchester United played Norwich City at ''Just Another Game'' and Colchester lost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyCanary 0 Posted May 24, 2010 Damien Francis has accepted Mrs Mckenzies friend Request-------------------------------------------------------------Damien Francis has poked Mrs Mckenzie-------------------------------------------------------------Leon Mckenzie has removed Damien Francis from his friends list-------------------------------------------------------------Damien Francis joined the group ''don''t hate the player hate the game''Robbie Savage Likes this [y]-------------------------------------------------------------Damien Francis has changed his employer details to Watford FC-------------------------------------------------------------Damien Francis is in pain... doesn''t feel good this time lads may have to call it a day.. :(-------------------------------------------------------------Leon Mckenzie hahahahahahaha ye boi, what goes around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyCanary 0 Posted May 24, 2010 Paul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 1 hour agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 2 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 3 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 4 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 5 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 6 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 7 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 8 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 9 hours agoPaul Lambert has rejected Jamie Curetons friend request 10 hours agoSee similar stories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slater 0 Posted May 24, 2010 "Damien Francis has poked Mrs Mckenzie" Hilarious (and potentially actionable). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyCanary 0 Posted May 24, 2010 Paul Lambert has joined the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''Grant Holt has joined the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''Wes Hoolahan has joined the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''Chris Martin has joined the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''See similar stories----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Paul Lambert has left the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''Grant Holt has left the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''Wes Hoolahan has left the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''Chris Martin has left the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!''See similar stories---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Simon Grayson has joined the group ''Let''s get Gary Dohertys single to number 1!!'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Row D Seat 7 0 Posted May 24, 2010 Paul Lambert is enjoying life at Colchester-Robbie Cowling likes this.Robbie Cowling is loving the 7-1 thrashing, mega lolls-Paul Lambert likes this.-Bryan Gunn: Do you think our steward system is good though?Paul Lambert is on his way to talk to Norwich- Robbie Cowiling: WHAT?Robbie Cowling is sitting naked in a hot tub, livid.-Graham Le Saux likes this.Paul Lambert is pleased to be the new NCFC manager.-Delia Smith, David McNally and Alan Bowkett like this.Robbie Cowling says we''ve got Aidy-up the football league we go.Aidy Boothroyd likes this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
