C'mon - Own up.

[I am a Banana 0]

Football rumour website - Tommy Spurr to join for 500k ?

[I hate 1p5wich 0]

do you like that one lol

[morty 0]

Not me.I did however consider making up a south american player called "Mortinho" and posting it on there.[:)]

[Sideshow Tim 110]

How do you do it then?

[morty 0]

[quote user="Sideshow Tim - back in the championship"]How do you do it then?[/quote]http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/Go there, click on the link for the rumours form at the top.It appears in a few hours, no matter how stupid it is lol.

[Sideshow Tim 110]

Nice one Morty - Lets have some fun

[Brendo 0]

[quote user="Sideshow Tim - back in the championship"]Nice one Morty - Lets have some fun[/quote][:D] I just did one, which may sound unrealistic, but actually looks quite likely imo. [:)]

[Sideshow Tim 110]

Apparently Harry Kewell is about to sign from Galatasary!!!!!

That would be me!!

[Sideshow Tim 110]

....and it makes it. Get in there!!

[Adam NCFC 0]

Well i''ve just gone and put a load of possibly believable b0llocks on there [:D]

[I am a Banana 0]

Mmmmwahhhaa I was the tommy Spurr rumourist [;)]

[Adam NCFC 0]

I may of mentioned a little something about... Leroy Lita (boro) 300k

Mark Yeates (sheff utd – loan with option to buy in jan)

Kyle Walker on loan from spurs for a season

Derek Riordan from Hibs 500k

Frazer Forster (loan again from tooooon)

Gary Mchseffrey for £1m

Darren Purse 250k[:D]

[I am a Banana 0]

[quote user="Adam NCFC"]I may of mentioned a little something about...

Leroy Lita (boro) 300k
Mark Yeates (sheff utd – loan with option to buy in jan)
Kyle Walker on loan from spurs for a season
Derek Riordan from Hibs 500k
Frazer Forster (loan again from tooooon)
Gary Mchseffrey for £1m
Darren Purse 250k

[:D]
[/quote]

lita 300k LMAO!!

[Adam NCFC 0]

05 May 2010 19:30:44

Norwich City will look to bolster their attacking threat by signing

Christoph Smartinez and Ricardo Laborde from the Columbian Categoría

Primera A league club Atlético Huila.

It is well known that Norwich have been scouting the Columbian league in

order to find new talent, and it is thought a bid of £500,000 for the

pair will be accepted from the club in the next week.Anyone want the credit for that? lol

[HillsboroughCanary 0]

05 May 2010 20:52:48
Colchester are close to signing gary doherty from norwich on a free transfer, also colchester hope to seal a deal for waghorn in the next few weeks.

?

[Adam NCFC 0]

05 May 2010 20:25:47

Paul Lambert of Norwich City is looking too bolster his League One

Championship winning team with mainly attackers. He is very interested

in Sheffield Wednesdays Jermaine Johnson, and Crystal Palace Darren

Ambrose. Having spoken to both clubs already the news is that Wednesday

will be happy to let Johnson go at the right price. On the table Lambert

is thinking of offering 300k and the services of Luke Daley & Paul

McVeigh for one season.

Palace however are not looking too sell Ambrose but Lambert may be given

more funds by the board in order to try and lure them too sell.

Others on his shortlist are: Ian Harte, Vincent Pericard, Adam Le

Fondre, & Stwarz Katortion of Wisla Krakow and Freddie Eastwood.

Should some of these deals go through, to enable this, on the way out

will be Jamie Cureton, George Francomb, Anthony McNamee and Michael Rose

& Stephen Elliots loan deals will not be made permanent.

However, top on Lamberts list is Fraser Forster but Newcastle feel he

could be their Number 2 next year and unlikely too let him go.

I am not a Norwich fan but work near Colney and this is 100% the truth.

 

I''d like Johnson whether this guy is bullshiiiitting or not (which he is) lol.. Anyone? [:P]

[perfick 0]

"Gary Lineker to ditch the BBC next season and work under Paul Lambert at newly crowned League One champions Norwich City as their new goalkeeping coach!"I know you should never laugh at your own jokes butif this makes it on the rumours site i will laugh!

[Adam NCFC 0]

[quote user="Ruuuuuuuuuuelllllllllllll"]"Gary Lineker to ditch the BBC next season and work under Paul Lambert at newly crowned League One champions Norwich City as their new goalkeeping coach!"I know you should never laugh at your own jokes butif this makes it on the rumours site i will laugh![/quote]lol, legend [y]

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

Who was it[:^)]

05 May 2010 21:27:19
Paul Lambert will wait till after the summer break before making any enquiries. However he has already suggested the addition of around 7 players. It is believed that Lambert is looking for 1 or 2 experienced players to help bolster the team in the championship. On his wish list are:
Fraser Forster(loan deal)
or
Danny Coyne set to be released by Middlesbrough at the end of the season.

Tommy Spurr
Mkandawire
Albert Adomah
Nicky Bailey
Matt Phillips
and
Clive Platt
Paul Furlong
or Adam Lefondre

[freddyf105 0]

[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]

Who was it[:^)]

05 May 2010 21:27:19
Paul Lambert will wait till after the summer break before making any enquiries. However he has already suggested the addition of around 7 players. It is believed that Lambert is looking for 1 or 2 experienced players to help bolster the team in the championship. On his wish list are:
Fraser Forster(loan deal)
or
Danny Coyne set to be released by Middlesbrough at the end of the season.

Tommy Spurr
Mkandawire
Albert Adomah
Nicky Bailey
Matt Phillips
and
Clive Platt
Paul Furlong
or Adam Lefondre

[/quote]

lol [:D]

[ryan1992 0]

hopefully they put mine on

 

Big news coming from Carrow road. City are set to sign Romanian side, Farul Constanta, trio Bogdan Morty, Sergie Brendo and Sabin Banan for a total of £750k plus Owain Tudor Jones will go the opposite direction.

[morty 0]

[quote user="ryan1992"]

hopefully they put mine on

 

Big news coming from Carrow road. City are set to sign Romanian side, Farul Constanta, trio Bogdan Morty, Sergie Brendo and Sabin Banan for a total of £750k plus Owain Tudor Jones will go the opposite direction.

[/quote]Rofl.[:D]

[Brendo 0]

04 May 2010 21:53:11Paul Lambert will attempt to snap up flappy–hand–ski on a free this

season after a run of poor games for arsenal. This will mean that Fraser

Forster will not make a return to carrow road.

 Haha. [:)]

[I am a Banana 0]

[quote user="Brendo "]04 May 2010 21:53:11
Paul Lambert will attempt to snap up flappy–hand–ski on a free this season after a run of poor games for arsenal. This will mean that Fraser Forster will not make a return to carrow road.

 Haha. [:)]

[/quote]

mine [;)]

[I am a Banana 0]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="ryan1992"]

hopefully they put mine on

 

Big news coming from Carrow road. City are set to sign Romanian side, Farul Constanta, trio Bogdan Morty, Sergie Brendo and Sabin Banan for a total of £750k plus Owain Tudor Jones will go the opposite direction.

[/quote]

Rofl.

[:D]
[/quote]

believed it until I saw the brendo and banan bit, [;)] LMAO!

[First Jedi 0]

Nice work guys! :D

[morty 0]

Rofl, who posted that Carl Cort had been seen in Asda?Genius.[:D]

[N.Ireland Canary 0]

City are set to sign the highly rated Wotalo Dapish this summer

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

05 May 2010 21:48:22
Knickerdropperglory here –

Norwich are looking to bolster their strikeforce for next season. Spurs will buy Chris Martin for £3m, payment will come in the form of Adel Taarabt plus £1m. Martin''s replacement will be Anthony Stokes from Hibs for £1m.

Jamie Cureton will be released, however Lee Hughes will be brought in as cover from Notts County.

Fraser Forster will return on loan from Newcastle in goal for Norwich. Forster will compete with David Crawford, who will sign from Alloa Athletic, for the number one jersey next term.

This is all the information I have at the moment.

[nu_matik 167]

i''m loving this.. except..If Lee Hughes ever darkened our door i''d probably want to die. the end.