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Didn''t know he was a city fan.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Yvette-Cooper-Caught-Passing-Note-To-Liam-Byrne-Its-Clearly-Second-Division-Today/Article/201004215599148?lpos=Politics_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15599148_Yvette_Cooper_Caught_Passing_Note_To_Liam_Byrne:_Its_Clearly_Second_Division_Today

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ST holder in the Barclay, so is Charles Clarke. So I guess if you want NCFC representation in Westminster, vote Labour - I doubt we''ll be seeing Chloe Smith in the Snakepit any time soon...

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Sat next to Ed Balls at away games. I remember he was trying to use a calculator and failed miserably.

He''s Golden Gordon''s choice for Chancellor should the socialists win.

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[quote user="Bury Yellow"]Sat next to Ed Balls at away games. I remember he was trying to use a calculator and failed miserably.

He''s Golden Gordon''s choice for Chancellor should the socialists win.[/quote]Socialists,HA HA! About as socialist as the Conservative Party.

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[quote user="A Change is Gonna Come"][quote user="Bury Yellow"]Sat next to Ed Balls at away games. I remember he was trying to use a calculator and failed miserably. He''s Golden Gordon''s choice for Chancellor should the socialists win.[/quote]Socialists,HA HA! About as socialist as the Conservative Party.
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Balls up and his mates are socialist....just look at the way they can''t stop meddling.

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If ''sweaty face'' Balls & his delightful wife have anything to do with City, we''ll all have to go on a ''safe spectating'' course, with only those who pass with the highest marks allowed into the Barclay & Snakepit! Those who scrape through will be permitted limited access to the Jarrold & City stands, but only if their tartan blankets pass the health & safety inspection (please note:- no thermos flasks, as hot liquids may burn small children & moaning OAP''s) additional points may be gained by offering advice on expenses claims, second homes on the Norfolk coast, employing your own family members with inflated salaries, & duck house construction! Those who fail to pass the exam will be allowed unrestricted entry to the River End, as this area doubles for an approved overflow cemetry!

We would only be permitted to sing & chant if there was a multi-ethnicity government approved choirmaster, a cultural diversity seat hinge inspector, a cheering advisor, & a suitably qualified swearing technical officer. Then, & only then would we get support from this particular ''nanny state, health & safety'' obsessed government!

This is only a personal view, and not endorsed by the current incumbent government, however if it works well, they''ll take all of the credit! He He!

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There''s a story my mate who''s a rugby league journalist told me about Ed Balls. His constituency is Castleford and Pontefract, in West Yorkshire. When he''s up there he goes to watch Castleford Tigers (Super League RL team). Apparently Balls gets annoyed with people there as none of them are interested in talking about Norwich City!

What would they know, anyway. Castleford is full of burberry wearing chavs, blokes with mullets and single mums. And rugby league players.

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