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[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="The Butler"]

I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn''t matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them.  Here''s how it goes '' Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?''

[/quote]My mate told me that chat-up line a few weeks ago, but my new favourite one came shortly after:"Get your coat, love.............. I''ve got a knife."[/quote]Chat up lines?How about... F**k me if I''m wrong, but you wanna kiss me don''t you???

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[quote user="TIL 1010"]

Cheryl Cole has dyed her pubic hair blonde.So that''s two black tw+ts she has got rid of this week.

[/quote]hehe nice one Tilly! [:D]

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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at
the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
together."  
"I know" the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a
 jaybird fifty years ago."    
"Well, " Granny snickered, "let''s relive some old times."
Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
 table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "my nipples are
 as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."  
"I''m not surprised," replied Gramps. "One''s in your coffee and the other is in
your oatmeal."

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