Smudger 0 Posted February 27, 2010 [quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="The Butler"]I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn''t matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here''s how it goes '' Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'' [/quote]My mate told me that chat-up line a few weeks ago, but my new favourite one came shortly after:"Get your coat, love.............. I''ve got a knife."[/quote]Chat up lines?How about... F**k me if I''m wrong, but you wanna kiss me don''t you??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smudger 0 Posted February 27, 2010 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Cheryl Cole has dyed her pubic hair blonde.So that''s two black tw+ts she has got rid of this week.[/quote]hehe nice one Tilly! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted February 27, 2010 A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting atthe breakfast table one morning when the wife says,"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast tabletogether." "I know" the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well, " Granny snickered, "let''s relive some old times."Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table."You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I''m not surprised," replied Gramps. "One''s in your coffee and the other is inyour oatmeal." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites