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My vote goes to:

Robert Earnshaw - great pace, knack for goalscoring and goal celebrations but what is that face about??!

I did debate whether to put our very own Mathias Svensson in there but Earnie just nudged him out...

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Reiziger, has to be. he looks like a monkey man gone wrong!!!

Ugliest manager has to be Dowie, or redknapp...

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My candidates for the John Merrick Trophy are as follows:-

My vote goes to our very own Matty Svensson, I can''t help it but he reminds me of one of the ''sea-monsters'' from Stingray!:w00t Mind you, Keith Scott did as well!)

Earnshaw runs him a close second, it looks as if someone has stuck a bicycle pump into a certain orifice and inflated his head!

The managerial award has to be joint winners:- a Redknapp / Dowie combination!

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Guys, how can you ignore reiziger???????

And remember, if some of our very own players do read these hallowed threads, what on earth must they think to see their names on a thread such as this?

surely the last thing we need is to dampen their spirits even more.

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Well, from a blokes perspective (ie I haven''t got a clue), I think Damien Francis is perhaps the only good-looking player we''ve ever had.

Apart from possibly Chris Woods in an eighties styleee.

Am I anywhere near correct, ladies?

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Svensson??? Looks like he accidentally put someone else''s face on.
Drury - Chavtastic.
Brennan - can''t remember what he looks like, I thought it was somewhere between dull and average.
Gallacher - Ditto.

Francis - tall, chiselled, athletic, KICK-ASS footballer (probably sways my vote), nice eyes (for goal)

Oh well, I''ll never understand what girls see in men, but I guess that''s not always a bad thing...

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Francis has really good skin. God dont I sound girlie. Havent seen him since he had Leons knee in his face though.

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Yeah Chadwick is one ugly b*****d... I worked at a summer camp in the US in the summer with his older brother Carl who plays semi pro... he dont look too much like him and no one dared take the piss out of his brother as he was a psycho after a few beers!!

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[quote]What about Gary Docherty then? Pretty damn ugly if you ask me[/quote]

Yes, not a pretty sight on a football pitch, whichever you look at it 

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